Okay, anyone who's bothering to read this: this is intended at humor. I
mean no harm to any of the characters, Kazuki Takahashi, or my mother. This
is an ironic self-insert where not only does the teenage fangirl (me) get
transported, but her mother does as well. Some Mary Sue mocking is in here,
but there is no character bashing or slash. It's all in good fun, so if you
like it, review! If you don't like it and you review, why did you bother to
read it? Constructive criticism is welcome, but I'm not accepting requests
for being in the story. OK? Now, on with the fic!
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Krystal smiled smugly to herself as she looked down at the rippling surface below her. She had prepared for months for this moment. She had had to trade several of her rare cards and her autographed photo of Daniel Jackson to get the devices she needed, but it was worth it. Soon, she would be transported into the realm of Yu-Gi-Oh, away from her annoying little sister, away from her overbearing repressive mother, away from homework....everything. She had set the device for the Battle City storyline, and she couldn't wait to meet everyone! All those hot guys....plus she might get a chance to murder that little Friendship Harpy, Tea, while she was at it.
She double checked her little machine to make sure that everything was perfect. She had created a pool of shimmering blue energy in one of her dresser drawers. It looked like it ought to be surrounded by a silver, circular device with strange symbols on it, but all that was there was the slightly chipped wood of the drawer. Oh well, it would suffice. She glanced at her watch—just a minute to go. She grinned. Bishonen, here I come! Thirty seconds left....twenty....ten....she placed her foot into the wormhole, and began to lean in....seven....six....
"KRYSTAL JOY!!! WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" Krystal whipped around to see her mother, duster in hand, standing at her doorway.
"Um....cleaning?" she replied meekly.
"I don't think so, young lady. You are not going ANYWHERE until you explain to me what's going on." She strode forward and grabbed Krystal by the arm. Unfortunately, with only three seconds left, there was no time to cancel the device. Krystal then said that memorable exclamation used by all heroes in times of great distress....
"Oh, shit." The wormhole sucked in both Krystal and her mother. They were on their way to Domino, armed with a feather duster and all the fangirl madness they could handle.
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Like I said before, review if you like it. The next chapter's longer, and Krystal's mother meets Seto Kaiba, and it turns out those hormones weren't as under control as she'd like to believe! Oh, joy. Will Kaiba survive his first middle-aged fangirl? Find out next chapter!
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Krystal smiled smugly to herself as she looked down at the rippling surface below her. She had prepared for months for this moment. She had had to trade several of her rare cards and her autographed photo of Daniel Jackson to get the devices she needed, but it was worth it. Soon, she would be transported into the realm of Yu-Gi-Oh, away from her annoying little sister, away from her overbearing repressive mother, away from homework....everything. She had set the device for the Battle City storyline, and she couldn't wait to meet everyone! All those hot guys....plus she might get a chance to murder that little Friendship Harpy, Tea, while she was at it.
She double checked her little machine to make sure that everything was perfect. She had created a pool of shimmering blue energy in one of her dresser drawers. It looked like it ought to be surrounded by a silver, circular device with strange symbols on it, but all that was there was the slightly chipped wood of the drawer. Oh well, it would suffice. She glanced at her watch—just a minute to go. She grinned. Bishonen, here I come! Thirty seconds left....twenty....ten....she placed her foot into the wormhole, and began to lean in....seven....six....
"KRYSTAL JOY!!! WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" Krystal whipped around to see her mother, duster in hand, standing at her doorway.
"Um....cleaning?" she replied meekly.
"I don't think so, young lady. You are not going ANYWHERE until you explain to me what's going on." She strode forward and grabbed Krystal by the arm. Unfortunately, with only three seconds left, there was no time to cancel the device. Krystal then said that memorable exclamation used by all heroes in times of great distress....
"Oh, shit." The wormhole sucked in both Krystal and her mother. They were on their way to Domino, armed with a feather duster and all the fangirl madness they could handle.
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Like I said before, review if you like it. The next chapter's longer, and Krystal's mother meets Seto Kaiba, and it turns out those hormones weren't as under control as she'd like to believe! Oh, joy. Will Kaiba survive his first middle-aged fangirl? Find out next chapter!