All Chus Go To Heaven
by psychu
Psychu was in the forest hiking with Raichu, when they came across a pile of rocks. Psychu got their tail stuck inbetween two rocks. The rocks rumbled and Raichu tried to help Psychu. Suddenly there was a rock slide and the last thing Psychu saw before blacking out was Raichu running. When Psy opened their eyes again it saw clouds. "Where am I?"
"Ya bit the dust. Bought the farm. Kicked the bucket. Became-"
"Yeah yeah. My question is, how do I get back to Earth?"
"Oh you can, anytime you like. People and Pokemon can't see you though."
"Bummer."
Psychu was grabbed by another Chu and immediately shoved into a gown with wings, then a halo was put on top of it's head. Suddenly the Golden Gates opened, meaning new arrivals. Psychu sighed. "I miss Earth."
"You're the only one."
"I am?"
"Yeah."
"Why would they wanna live here?"
"They just do. Oh my gosh! The new arrivals!"
Psychu, along with the other Chus flew over to the Golden Gates. "Let's see here, Rini's Raichu...."
"Raichu?!" Psychu said. "How'd you get here?!"
"I fell down in a poisonous Arbok's hole and fainted and then it bit me."
"I see."
"Man, it's cool here!"
"It gets old." Psychu seized another Chu's harp, then started singing.
"It's too heavenly here,
Too much singing and too much pink!
I can't stand it here,
But to get out we gotta think!
One day we were hiking, then I ended up here,
I gotta get some life in my life!
It's too heavenly here,
Too much loving it would make you sick.
I gotta get some life in my life and get outta here!
The other Chus don't get it,
I wasn't s'pposed to die!
Yet here I am today!"
Raichu stared at the now-winged Chu Psy was. "I.....missed you."
"I missed you too Rai."
"So what's first on the agenda?"
"Well, usually I dig for ketchup bottles. But you don't have to."
"I don't?"
"Nope."
"Heck, the-"
Suddenly all the angels looked at Rai. "Eh heh heh heh. I'm going to shut up now."
"Good!"
"Some angels are just-"
"Weird."
"Yeah."
"Ya get used to it. Trust me."
"Are they like that every day?"
"Nah. just when you steal their ketchup or take a feather off their wings when yours falls off and you don't ask. That's about it."
"'Kay."
"So whatcha wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno!"
"Can we stop doing this?"
"'Kay."
"Wanna go down and see Rini?"
"Sure."
They flew down to New Island, where Rini lived with her friend Dave. She was crying. Dave was frowning. Psychu's ears drooped, and so did Rai's. "I miss them, Dave."
"I miss them too."
"I wish there was some way they could be alive."
"I do too."
"..."
"..."
Psychu sighed. "We might as well get back up into our cloud-car and head 'home'."
"Yeah...."
They hopped into their car and headed back to heaven.
by psychu
Psychu was in the forest hiking with Raichu, when they came across a pile of rocks. Psychu got their tail stuck inbetween two rocks. The rocks rumbled and Raichu tried to help Psychu. Suddenly there was a rock slide and the last thing Psychu saw before blacking out was Raichu running. When Psy opened their eyes again it saw clouds. "Where am I?"
"Ya bit the dust. Bought the farm. Kicked the bucket. Became-"
"Yeah yeah. My question is, how do I get back to Earth?"
"Oh you can, anytime you like. People and Pokemon can't see you though."
"Bummer."
Psychu was grabbed by another Chu and immediately shoved into a gown with wings, then a halo was put on top of it's head. Suddenly the Golden Gates opened, meaning new arrivals. Psychu sighed. "I miss Earth."
"You're the only one."
"I am?"
"Yeah."
"Why would they wanna live here?"
"They just do. Oh my gosh! The new arrivals!"
Psychu, along with the other Chus flew over to the Golden Gates. "Let's see here, Rini's Raichu...."
"Raichu?!" Psychu said. "How'd you get here?!"
"I fell down in a poisonous Arbok's hole and fainted and then it bit me."
"I see."
"Man, it's cool here!"
"It gets old." Psychu seized another Chu's harp, then started singing.
"It's too heavenly here,
Too much singing and too much pink!
I can't stand it here,
But to get out we gotta think!
One day we were hiking, then I ended up here,
I gotta get some life in my life!
It's too heavenly here,
Too much loving it would make you sick.
I gotta get some life in my life and get outta here!
The other Chus don't get it,
I wasn't s'pposed to die!
Yet here I am today!"
Raichu stared at the now-winged Chu Psy was. "I.....missed you."
"I missed you too Rai."
"So what's first on the agenda?"
"Well, usually I dig for ketchup bottles. But you don't have to."
"I don't?"
"Nope."
"Heck, the-"
Suddenly all the angels looked at Rai. "Eh heh heh heh. I'm going to shut up now."
"Good!"
"Some angels are just-"
"Weird."
"Yeah."
"Ya get used to it. Trust me."
"Are they like that every day?"
"Nah. just when you steal their ketchup or take a feather off their wings when yours falls off and you don't ask. That's about it."
"'Kay."
"So whatcha wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno!"
"Can we stop doing this?"
"'Kay."
"Wanna go down and see Rini?"
"Sure."
They flew down to New Island, where Rini lived with her friend Dave. She was crying. Dave was frowning. Psychu's ears drooped, and so did Rai's. "I miss them, Dave."
"I miss them too."
"I wish there was some way they could be alive."
"I do too."
"..."
"..."
Psychu sighed. "We might as well get back up into our cloud-car and head 'home'."
"Yeah...."
They hopped into their car and headed back to heaven.