So...this is my little Family Guy Chirstmas oneshot. Based on the gifts and the main character, you can figure out what's going on. Enjoy!
On the first day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
A dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the second day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the third day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
Three dressing up dresses,
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the fourth day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
Four dressy women,
Three dressing up dresses,
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the fifth day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
Five sexy parties,
Four dressy women,
Three dressing up dresses,
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the sixth day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
Six men a shirtless,
Five sexy parties,
Four dressy women,
Three dressing up dresses,
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the seventh day of Christmas,
My best pal sent to me
Seven machine guns a blasting,
Six men a shirtless,
Five sexy parties,
Four dressy women,
Three dressing up dresses,
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the eighth day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
Eight 'Road to' trips,
Seven machine guns a blasting,
Six men a shirtless,
Five sexy parties,
Four dressy women,
Three dressing up dresses,
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the ninth day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
Nine ex's raging,
Eight 'Road to' trips,
Seven machine guns a blasting,
Six men a shirtless,
Five sexy parties,
Four dressy women,
Three dressing up dresses,
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the tenth day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
Ten dogs a-drinking, (Dammit!)
Nine ex's raging,
Eight 'Road to' trips,
Seven machine guns a blasting,
Six men a shirtless,
Five sexy parties,
Four dressy women,
Three dressing up dresses,
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
Eleven kool-aid men a yelling,
Ten dogs a drinking,
Nine ex's raging,
Eight 'Road to' trips,
Seven machine guns a blasting,
Six men a shirtless,
Five sexy parties,
Four dressy women,
Three dressing up dresses,
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my best pal sent to me
Twelve Meg's a crying,
Eleven kool-aid men a yelling,
Ten dogs a drinking,
Nine ex's raging,
Eight 'Road to' trips,
Seven machine guns a blasting,
Six men a shirtless,
Five sexy parties,
Four dressy women,
Three dressing up dresses,
Two laser guns,
And a dead Lois in a coffin!
Yeah, me and a friend had fun thinking this up. And it's kind of child friendly too!