Alice- OMFGSHOES
Bella- Bite_me
Edward- I-hear-you
Emmett- 2macho4U
Esme- Cooking-mama
Rosalie- B.L.O.N.D.E
Carlisle- Doctor-Mc-Sexy
Jacob- Wolfman2000
Jasper- Jasper-the-friendly-ghost
OMFGSHOES HAS SIGNED ON
Bite_me HAS SIGNED ON
OMFGSHOES: Hi Bella!
Bite_me: Hi Alice
OMFGSHOES: Bella want to go shopping?
Bite_me: No way in Hell
2macho4U HAS SIGNED ON
B.L.O.N.D.E HAS SIGNED ON
B.L.O.N.D.E: Alice are we going shopping with Bella later?
OMFGSHOES: She said she didn't want to come
B.L.O.N.D.E: Please Bella?
Bite_me: fine! BUT IM NOT BUYING ANYTHING SEXY
OMFGSHOES: Humph.
2macho4U: Bella are you buying something nice for Eddie Poo?
OMFGSHOES: Go watch your Hannah Montana Porn Emmett
2macho4U: I do not watch Hannah Montana porn!
OMFGSHOES: Oh yeah? Then why did I have a vision that you were?
2macho4U: I flipped to the wrong channel!
Bite_me: sure you did Emmett…
B.L.O.N.D.E: ROFL YOU SO DO WATCH HANNAH MONTANA PORN!!!
Cooking-mama HAS SIGNED ON
OMFGSHOES: Esme! Emmett was watching Hannah Montana porn again!
Cooking-mama: EMMETT! HOW COULD YOU?
2macho4U: But Esme!
Cooking-mama: I don't want to hear it! Do it again and you will be grounded!
2macho4U: thanks a lot you guys…
2macho4U HAS SIGNED OFF
OMFGSHOES: Esme want to go shopping with Bella, Rose and I this afternoon?
Cooking-mama: Sure that sounds lovely!
OMFGSHOES: Great! We're going at about 3:30 is that okay?
Cooking-mama: that's lovely dear now I have to go tell Carlisle about Emmett I'll see you girls at 3:30
Cooking-mama HAS SIGNED OFF
B.L.O.N.D.E: Wow that was a good one Alice, Hannah Montana porn? LOL
Bite_me: Yeah that was a good one!
OMFGSHOES: thanks I know!
Jasper-the-friendly-ghost HAS SIGNED ON
Jasper-the-friendly-ghost: what did you guys do to Emmett? He's all pissed off at you 3
OMFGSHOES: We told Esme he watched Hannah Montana porn
Jasper-the-friendly-ghost: Nice!
Jasper-the-friendly-ghost HAS SIGNED OFF
Wolfman2000 HAS SIGNED ON
Wolfman2000: BELLA!
Bite_me: yes Jacob?
Wolfman2000: You love me! You know you do! Stop faking and get your ass over here right now!
B.L.O.N.D.E: In your dreams Mutt!
Wolfman2000: YOU WILL SEE BELLA SWAN! YOU WILL LOVE ME!
Wolfman200 HAS SIGNED OFF
OMFGSHOES: Dude
Bite_me: WoW…
B.L.O.N.D.E: OMG.
OMFGSHOES HAS SIGNED OFF
B.L.O.N.D.E HAS SIGNED OFF
Bite_me: HAS SIGNED OFF
AUTHORS NOTE
well, I hope you guys liked it!!
There will be more as soon as I figure how to put new chapters!