Ren: What goes on people?
Dezi: This is a very special fic.
Ren: The guest for this fic is once again…
Dezi: Us!
Ren: We do not own Avatar, sorry folks.
"So here we are." I said. "Fire Lord Zuko's palace."
"Sweet digs." Dezi said, his camera flashing that oh so annoying red light.
"Do we just go in?"
"I would"
"Okay, lets go."
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"Hello, Sifu Hotman." Dezi said
"Don't call me that, only one person calls me that." The fire lord said
"Can I be that person?" He asked, raising an eye brow.
"Forgive my boyfriend…he's special…" I said, smiling nervously.
"Who is this?" A girl with long dark hair asked, sitting next to the fire lord.
"They say their reporters."
"That's interesting. What are you reporting?" She asked.
"We just want to know about Zuko." I said
"Well, my boyfriend should be more than happy to talk to you." She said
"Mai…"
"Oh, come on, their just kids."
"Hey, I'm twenty-one!" Dezi yelled
"And I'm almost eighteen!" I said out loud
Everyone turned to me. I blushed, maybe not the best thing to say when you're dating an adult….
"Okay, what do you want to know?" Zuko asked.
"Did you ever find your mom?" I asked
"Actually I did." He said
"Really?" Both I and Dezi asked. "Tell us more!"
"Well, I found her in Ba Sing Sei." He explained. "She came in and asked for Jasmine tea…I literally fell down into a sobbing mess…"
"It's true" Mai said, holding his hand "She was the same, they were just crying and hugging. It was kinda sweet."
"That's nice…" I said.
"Boring!" Dezi yawned "What happened to Aang and Katara? Do they have air bender babies?"
"Dezi!" I whined
"Actually, they are expecting a baby." Zuko said.
Dezi and I looked at each other, mouths wide open.
"Woah!" Dezi gasped. "Really?"
"Yeah, Sokka and Suki already have twins." Mai said
"Shooting blanks, Zuko?" Dezi asked.
I slapped Dezi over the nose. Zuko's left eye looked like it twitched.
"We plan to have children later…" Zuko growled.
"Perfectly understandable!" I said.
"Oh, come on, I shoot blanks too." Dezi said
"Dezi!" I snapped, blushing brightly. "Too much information!"
Dezi shrugged and leaned head on his hand. He looked at Mai.
"Why are you guys not married?" He asked.
"The weddings soon actually." Zuko said.
"Lovely, how soon?" I asked.
"Next month." Zuko said proudly.
"I'm sure it'll be a day to remember." I said.
"Followed by a night to remember!" Dezi said with a wink.
"Wow, we really should be going!" I said and stood up. "It was really an honor, Fire lord Zuko."
"Yes, thank you." Zuko said standing up.
"Well, good bye." I said dragging my boyfriend behind me.
"Dezi, that was totally inappropriate!" I said when we were outside.
"Babe, I knew you were thinking it." He said
"I know, but…" I let go of his hand and stood with my head low. "I don't want people to get the wrong impression of us…"
He took my shoulders and kissed the back of my neck. I smiled to myself.
"I'm still upset with you…" I said
"Than why don't we go home and shoot a few blanks?" He asked me.
"Oh, Dezi…" I crooned and snapped my fingers to teleport us home.
Dezi: Fun
Ren: Yeah…
Dezi: She's still in the after glow, just give her a sec.
Ren: Review…