This isn't funny, but I couldn't see another category to put it in, so it qualifies as humour Plus I am filled with evil delight at the thought. Rinoa fans, don't read on. You aren't going to like it. If you can think of a better title, let me know
Rinoa's unfortunate day
Squall woke up and stared at the ceiling. It was quite badly plastered, so was interesting to look at, but also meant he didn't have to look at the girl beside him. She insisted on sleeping nude, and it was for this reason, squall suspected, that a number of spy holes had been drilled in the walls of their bedroom. Squall, as always, slept in his day clothes and hadn't changed for the past three weeks. Glancing at his alarm clock, he realized he was late and swung himself off the bed, taking his gunblade from its stand and moving to the door. Rinoa, now out of bed but still undressed, stretched elaborately, and happened to arch her back towards the largest spyhole, before selecting the blue cloak and nameless black thing she always wore. Strange, thought squall, You'd think a daughter of a famed galbadian general would have more than two dresses. He shrugged and inserted a mental whatever, then left the room with Rinoa on his arm. It turned out he had a couple of minutes before his meeting, so he could afford get breakfast. President Almasy was always very understanding and deliberately arrived late to allow him time to prepare, but there were limits, and sometimes his government wasn't so lenient. To which President Almasy replied "You don't know her."
In the cafeteria, the cook had saved him a hot dog and he sat down while Rinoa hovered looking awkward. They'd forgotten to save her anything, and she was left with the leftovers, which she refused. A junior classman came over and gave her a sandwich. She ate it. She choked on it. She was rushed to the infirmary, where Dr. Kadowoke hit her on the back. She coughed up the sandwich, then fainted. She was carried back to the dorms, then recovered and ran into the training centre. Squall lost sight of her for all of five seconds, and found she was wrapped tightly in a grat's tentacles. Squall's patience wore slightly.
"It's a grat! Use Ifrit!"
"Ifrit?"
Squall cut her free. The grat scuttled off. T- rexaur strolled by. He gave Squall a look that said 'Having trouble with the old ball-n-chain, eh' on every photon. There was also sympathy. Exiting the training centre, Rinoa managed to find dangers in the library, the car park, even the lobby. Despite this, Squall made the meeting.
President Seifer Almasy walked serenely into Squall's office and sat down. He got straight to business.
"Sorry to bother you, but Dollet invaded Winhill again. They have hostages, so I can't use my own soldiers for fear of the repercussions. They're not invading openly, instead a 'mysterious militia' has taken over and its demanding exactly what the dukedom parliament did last time there were hostilities."
Squall rubbed his forehead. "What would headmaster cid do...This is a tricky one, it will require great skill- I have it! Quistis, send our three most inexperienced recruits to assassinate the authority figure with the best security."
"But they're six years old!"
"Do It Or Else."
"...Okay"
It was at this point that Rinoa chimed in, and Squalls patience shattered.
"Oh, Squall? Remember that ring you gave me with the funny monster on it? I pawned it to get myself a superhero costume for you."
The glass shattered in Squalls hand. He stood up.
A bit rushed, but not too bad. Another chapter still to come.