So, I was just chillin today, reading R/M fanfics,

and like, I had a realization.

Almost EVERY fanfic I've read for them, Garcia and/or JJ and/or Prentiss gets the two together. (Almost.)

Well crap.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Rossi and Hotch are now taking their place.

Mwahahha.

Blame Adam Lambert.

I'm sorry if this is OOC. I haven't watch CriMi for like a week and I'm sick. Also tired.

Disclaimer: I don't own CriMi!

"Can I come in, Hotch?" Rossi cracked open the door to Hotch's office and asked.

"Yeah, sure." Hotch said and waved him in. Rossi sat across from him on the other side of his desk.

"So, notice anyone..acting different recently?" Rossi asked and looked at Hotch.

"Morgan." Hotch muttered right away.

"Yeah. It's interfering with his work." Rossi said. "I think one of us should talk to him."

"I think I know why." Hotch said and looked up from his work.

"You do?" Rossi asked Hotch, confused.

"Well, I asked him personally if he was having any family problems, and he just looked at me, laughing, and then said no. None of his behavior pointed out he was lying, so I just left it. I think he has feelings for someone on the team." Hotch said.

"Where do you get that from?" Rossi asked.

"Well, not just any someone, a certain someone. I've been watching his behavior the past week and concluded that he does in fact have feelings for someone, and it eventually broke down to one certain individual." Hotch said and a small smile appeared on his face.

"Who?" Rossi asked. "Garcia?" Hotch laughed.

"No, even if they act like it. Garcia's with Kevin, and I think Garcia and Morgan's relationship is more just like best friends flirting with each other." Hotch explained. Rossi nodded.

"Prentiss?" Rossi asked. Hotch shook his head.

"No. They're definitely only friends." Hotch said.

"It's not JJ." Rossi said.

"No, think outside of the box." Hotch said. Rossi squinted his eyes at him.

"...Reid?" Rossi said slowly. Hotch nodded. "...Well, I guess we need to talk to Garcia."

Garcia was sitting the the bureau when Hotch and Rossi walked in.

"Hola, my fine superiors." Garcia said and turned around. "What's brings you to geniusville, USA?"

"Scandal." Rossi said and smirked.

"Oh, do tell." Garcia said and grinned.

"It's Morgan." Hotch said.

"What about?" Garcia asked and tilted her head.

"He likes someone on the team." Rossi said. Garcia's jaw dropped.

"That is scandalous. How'd you figure out?" Garcia asked and smirked.

"I'm in the BAU, aren't I?" Hotch asked and chuckled. Garcia rolled her eyes.

"So who's the girl I gotta share my chocolate with?" Garcia asked.

"I wouldn't jump to conclusions." Rossi said.

"But I-"

"It may not be a woman we're talking about here." Hotch said. Garcia's jaw dropped again, but this time her whole face lit up.

"Reid? Junior G Man? My baby? Really?" Garcia spit out.

"Do you know something about this?" Hotch asked.

"Well, okay, don't tell anyone I told you this, but a certain genius may have confined in me his feelings for a certain chocolate skinned male member on the team, which were the same." Garcia explained. "I have to get to work!"

"No you don't." Hotch said. Rossi smirked.

"What?" Garcia asked and frowned.

"We've got this covered. You could distract Reid for us, though." Hotch said and headed for the door. Rossi followed.

"You mean no chocolate? No Photoshop? Not even suggestive music?" Garcia called. Rossi popped back in the door.

"Just stick to Reid." He said. Garcia sighed.

"Fine, m' dear." Garcia said and turned around.

"By the way, we're doing this now." Rossi mentioned.

"I'm more than prepared!" Garcia said and typed away on her computer. Rossi smiled, then exited.

"Morgan, can I see you in my office, please?" Rossi asked Morgan, immediately after finishing his conversation with Garcia.

"Uh, yeah, sure Rossi." Morgan said and looked over at Reid. Reid just shrugged.

Rossi motioned for Morgan to sit across from him at his desk after Morgan closed the door. Morgan followed the order.

"What's this about?" Morgan asked.

"Your behavior lately." Rossi said. "It's interfering with your work."

"No it's not!" Morgan snapped.

"So, you're admitting that your behavior has changed?" Rossi asked.

"No!" Morgan growled.

"I think you are." Hotch interrupted and closed the door behind him. Morgan sighed.

"Okay," Morgan said and put up his hands. "You guys caught me."

Reid was extremely bored, and his book wasn't keeping him entertained. He was too distracted by the fact that he could see Hotch and Rossi talking to Morgan in Rossi's office. What did Morgan do? Was he getting fired?

"Reid, could you come help me with something?" Garcia walked out of her office and asked. Reid looked up from his book.

"Oh, sure." Reid said and followed her to her office.

"I have this error on my computer I can't seem to fix, know anything about it?" Garcia asked. Reid squinted at her computer screen.

"Garcia, this type of error is only caused by the person using it. In other words, you did it yourself." Reid explained. "You should know how to get out of your own error."

Garcia looked down.

"Alright, Junior G Man. I'm guilty as charged." Garcia said and shrugged.

"Why did you give yourself an error?" Reid asked and looked at her.

"So you could come into my office." Garcia said and grinned at him.

"...Why?" Reid asked.

"Because you looked bored." Garcia quickly saved herself.

"Oh. Well, I was." Reid said and sat down.

"So, we'd like to know what's been distracting you." Rossi said. Morgan looked up at him.

"Has it been that obvious?" Morgan asked. Rossi looked at Hotch.

"Pretty much." Hotch said. Morgan looked out the window.

"You like someone." Rossi said. Morgan looked at him.

"Someone on the team, to be exact." Hotch said.

"Look, I don't know how you guys figured this out, but-"

"This is interfering with your job, Morgan. It's pretty serious." Hotch interrupted.

"What? You want me to just stop having feelings for him?" Morgan snapped and immediately realized what he said, putting his head in his hands. Rossi smiled up at Hotch.

"Not at all, in fact, it'd be better if you told him." Rossi said. Morgan looked up at him, then looked away.

"No thanks, I like my job." Morgan said quietly.

"You like him more." Hotch said. Morgan looked up at him.

"What if he totally freaks out? It's Reid. He's barely even been with a girl." Morgan said.

"It's worth a try." Rossi said. Morgan sighed.

"You won't fire me for this?" Morgan asked.

"As long as you don't get extremely emotionally involved in cases when you two are together." Rossi said and smirked. Hotch laughed and Morgan rolled his eyes.

There was a knock at the door.

"Hotch, we have a case." JJ walked in and said.

Sorry for grammatical errors, I'm super tired and sick. Having a beta would help, bahahah.

JJ totally cockblocked that scenario like a boss.

Anyway, please review! :D Next chapter will be up tomorrow! Hopefully.