Vash sat in a resturaunt next to wolfwood, waiting for the waitress. Finally she came up to him and smiled brightly, and asked them what they wanted, then promptly returned with two bowls of rice (that's all they can afford!!! x_X so poor, so poor).
Vash picked up his chop sticks and stuck them in the rice, and shoved some in his mouth. "ewwwwww... its undercooked" he said, getting a 'ick' look on his face and tossing the bowl over his shoulder..
Immediately kuroneko-sama was at the food, munching it up since she had a chance. and of course, being a cat, she had no idea it was undercooked.. and as wolfwood and vash made their happy ways out, something clicked in kitty's brain...............................
Undercooked rice... The greatest sin against nature... Had now ruined the mind of this innocent black kitty. Her yellow eyes narrowing, she jumped onto the back of a nearby waitress, sliding down and scratching it as the woman screached and pulled out a frying pan to bash Kuroneko-samaa with. Seeing her danger, she yelped and ran out of the resturaunt, tackling vash without him even knowing it.
Clamped to vash's back through the whole town, he 'followed' him and wolfwood into a bar. the busyness made poor Kuroneko feel more insane, and she tackled the piano player, mrowing insanely, and then jumped into the piano, and someone immediately closed the lid of it. poor neko............
Using her amazing kuroneko goddess like power, she ended up out of the piano... and tackled the bartender, chewing on his ear, and tripped a lady in a miniskirt, and pretty much bit or scratched or otherwise broke or bothered every one and thing in the bar.
"GET OUT AND BRING YOUR CAT WITH YOU!" everyone screams, throwing stuff at vash and wolfwood, running them out of town, along with Kuroneko-sama, who goes out into the desert and sleeps off the affects of the rice.
Moral: Never eat undercooked rice. Thank you for wasting five minutes of your life on this, now go find something better to read xD and thank you forgotten.. cause the uncooked rice is.. ALL your fault. bwaha.
Vash picked up his chop sticks and stuck them in the rice, and shoved some in his mouth. "ewwwwww... its undercooked" he said, getting a 'ick' look on his face and tossing the bowl over his shoulder..
Immediately kuroneko-sama was at the food, munching it up since she had a chance. and of course, being a cat, she had no idea it was undercooked.. and as wolfwood and vash made their happy ways out, something clicked in kitty's brain...............................
Undercooked rice... The greatest sin against nature... Had now ruined the mind of this innocent black kitty. Her yellow eyes narrowing, she jumped onto the back of a nearby waitress, sliding down and scratching it as the woman screached and pulled out a frying pan to bash Kuroneko-samaa with. Seeing her danger, she yelped and ran out of the resturaunt, tackling vash without him even knowing it.
Clamped to vash's back through the whole town, he 'followed' him and wolfwood into a bar. the busyness made poor Kuroneko feel more insane, and she tackled the piano player, mrowing insanely, and then jumped into the piano, and someone immediately closed the lid of it. poor neko............
Using her amazing kuroneko goddess like power, she ended up out of the piano... and tackled the bartender, chewing on his ear, and tripped a lady in a miniskirt, and pretty much bit or scratched or otherwise broke or bothered every one and thing in the bar.
"GET OUT AND BRING YOUR CAT WITH YOU!" everyone screams, throwing stuff at vash and wolfwood, running them out of town, along with Kuroneko-sama, who goes out into the desert and sleeps off the affects of the rice.
Moral: Never eat undercooked rice. Thank you for wasting five minutes of your life on this, now go find something better to read xD and thank you forgotten.. cause the uncooked rice is.. ALL your fault. bwaha.