All My Kittens : Intro
A CATS fanfiction collaboration between 'Somali' and 'BombyKat'
(Somali) A/N: This fic is a parady of sorts, there's mild character abuse, cheesey stereotypical soap opera elements and some characters dont act like themselves/are overexagerated... but it's all in good fun folks! =) So enjoy! Please feel free to rate and review. Constructive critism/no nitpicking/no flames preferred but I cant stop you =P
Standard disclaimers apply: Blahblahblah The orginal CATS characters I dont own... that Sir ALW and TS Eliot's bag. The made one's belong to BombyKat...blah blah blah. Cheese, egg salad and lawn gnomes.
=The Jellice moon rises above the jellice junkyard and the cats soon creep out of their hiding places.=
Giant Leather Bound Book: =falls down from the sky=
Munkustrap: =eyes widen in terror as he sees the book about to land on his head= Mommy...
=CRASH=
Demeter: MACAVITY!!! =jumpity=
Bombalurena: Gah =eye roll=
Book: =opens up to reveal a tv screen hooked up to a camera.=
Cameraman: =waves and prepares to do the Cats' close-ups= =Zips about and takes Coricopat's and Admetus' shots with no trouble=
Old Deuteromny: =curled up in his nappy spot, snorring away=
CM: Oh great... C'mon you old fat cat...wakey wakey! =shake shake=
Old D: =snore= =grumpily wakes up= Wh-what? Why you whippersnapper...in my day kits had respect for the elder cat. Bah! =begins to ramble on about morals and kids these days=
Alonzo: =begins to pose quite nicely for the camera=
CM: =moves away to next cat=
Alonzo: =gasp= You cant be done yet! =jerks camera man back= You have to get my OTHER good side. =flashes his signature suave smile=
CM: =groans and inches away to get shots of Gus and Gus jr=
Great Rumpus Cat: =pops up outta no where, eyes flashing, mane flarred= DUN DUN DAAAA!!! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane... Noooooo, it's the GREAT RUMPUS CAT!!!! =strikes a pose=
CM: =screams like an 8 year old girl= =drops his camera and the lens breaks. He twitches slightly and a vein pops outta his neck=
GRC: =mews quietly and runs away=
CM: GET BACK HERE YOU FREAK!!!!
Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer: =bounce in and pilfer the camera=
CM: =runs back in= M-m-m-my camera.... ARG!!!! =vein puslsates=
MJ & RT: EPPP!!!! =drop camera and scamper to their hideout in the grove=
CM: I dont get paid enough for this....
Bomb: =winks and purrs at the camera=
CM: =turns away to take Demi's shot=
Bomb: =pouts at the lack of attention=
Demi: =smiles sweetly at the camera...=
Bomb: =Muscles her way in and poses in front of her sister=
Demi: --;
Tugger: =starts do his little rock star dance for the camera=
Etectra: =squeals and has herself a spazz attack and faints=
CM: =fiddles to get the foucs juuuuuust right when he's trampled by all the kitten queens= Ow...
Tugger: =sees the young queens coming= =eyes widen in fear= AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! =runs to hide in 'dressing room' (aka an empty porta potty)
Alonzo: =snickers carrying serveral boards=
Munku: =comes giggling behing his half-brother with a bucket of nails and hammer=
CM: =gets his face stepped on by Munku= You'll get your come-upins!!! old-man style fist shake
A&M: =nail the boards up, trapping Tug in his 'dressing room'=
CM: =with a big brusie on his face comes to take Munku's shot= (Hey he looks like Tumble now. =3)
Munku: =tries to strike a dignified stance=
CM: =charges at Munku at ram speed and knocks his head against the lens=
Munku: =stumbles about dazed and collaspes on the floor= Mommy make the boogie-peke go away!
CM: =chuckles and prepares for his next shot=
Jemima: =looks flabbergasted upon seeing the Camera coming and hides a meat cleaver behind her back=
Sillabub: =runs off screaming and hides in her corner from her dementedly innocent twin=
CM: =takes the close ups of Jennyanydots, Quaxo, Jellylorum and Tantomile without much incident thankfully=
Macavity: The Hidden Paw shall not be caputered, on film or other wise!!! =chases after the poor camera man with his hair dryers=
CM: I WANT A RAISE!!! AHHH!!! NOOO!!!! STAY BACK!!!!
Victoria: =decides to show off a little bit and does her fancy ankle stretch thingeh and gets her leg stuck behind her head= Uhm.. a little help...?
CM: =gently nudges her in the ribs, sending her tumbling to the ground= =giggle-fit=
Vicky: NOT FUNNY!!!
Bustopher Jones: =prepares for his shot and holds up his giant spoon=
CM: =zooms in=
BJ: =his girdle cant take the pressure of his immense gut and splits, spilling his furry belly out.
Skimble: =had just a little more than a drop of scotch= C'mon dance wif meh, love! =grabs the camera man=
CM: --; Why me???? =looks off into the distance and sees Cassandra and Exotica= O.O What the cheese are those mutated freaks?!?!?! Oh no... they're coming closer!!!!
Cassie & Exi: =chase after the camera man= Hey, it's our turn now!!!
CM: Nooooo!!! STAY BACK!!! =pushes Skimble away=
Skimble: =spinny-twirl= weeeeeeeee! =passes out= =snore=
Cassie & Exi : =fall into a car trunk=
CM; HAHA! =locks=
Cassie & Exi: =hiss and yowl from their trunk-prison=
Pouncerval and Tumblebrutus: =too busy play wrestling to notice the camera man=
CM: =lets his guard down and when Pounce does his famous chair leap...is used as the landing point=
Pounce: Sorry!
CM: -- I hate my life....
Plato: =wanders over the CM= My what lovely shoes you have, mind if I take one?
CM: Why yes I do mind...
Plato: =snatches shoe anyhow=
CM: GAH!!!
Electra: =bounces in all cute and kitteny=
CM: Ah.. someone nice for a change...
Electra: Hey mister, I found your shoe for you!
CM: Oh thanks kid.
Electra: =hurls the giant shoe prop at him=
CM: =groans= =prepares for his finally shot of Misto=
Misto: =drops down on one knee and prepares to shoot out his lightning stuff=
Lightning stuff: =fizzle=
Misto: =grumble grumble= =bats at his ears and tries again=
CM: AHH!!! =is struck by a wayward bolt= THAT'S IT I QUIT!
==The stage is empty now, the Camera man has packed up and left. Munku wanders out==
Munku: =peeks out and makes the mistake of looking up..seeing another book= Waaaah...
Book: =crashes down upon Munku=
Munku: =twitchy-groany=
Book: =opens and the pages turn.....=
Tantalurina: A female kitten, verging on being an adult. She's the spunky, energentic and flirtatious daughter of Bomby. She looks nearly just like her mother save that her right glove black and the other white. And her right leg warm his white and the left black. The bib on her back is all black instead of white...Maybe something she inherited from her father?
Maryteazer: Rumple's distant cousin. She's a young fun loving prankster cat, but not very trustworthy, could she be an agent of macavity? She's all black with white ears and paws, with an unusual white star on hip. What's unusual is that no other cat in her family has an similar coloring or markings
Platometus: A young stray taken in by Plato and Vicky. He's trusting and kind but has a serious side. He's all brown with his left ear,front right paw white. There's a long scar running down his right leg, yet he has no memory of recieving it. He seems to be gifted with some unusual magicial powers, is he Macacity's long lost son?
Thunderina: The mother of cassie and exi. She's a tempermental older cat, and like thunder she can be loud and hurt those around her. She means well and doesnt truly intend harm on others by her outburts. She's a simple dark colored siamese mix.
Growlystrap:Teen Kit the son of demi and Munku, A sorta self-appointed boss of the other kittens, he loves to give orders but wont take them. He's tall and bears much resemble to his father, yet his tail and paws are gold.
Macavatina: Mac's twin sis and pounce & tumble's mom. She's the polar opposite of her brother, good and kind using her ablities for good. She bears a great resembence to her brother, but isnt as scary looking because of a thing called 'grooming'
Scarletta - Mac & Tina's mom. An old cat who's seen so much in her lifetime, she's quite serious and often seems depressed. She's ginger red with two white paws and a pink nose.
Tugganna: The mother of Tugger, has already gone to heavyside ( may be reffered to in flashback)
Ella - Alonzo's mother, already gone to heavyside ( may be reffered in a flashback)
Cascade: Thunderina's mate and Cassie and Exi's father. An older cat, he's quite stuck up and over-protective. He's a medium brown siamese mix.
Pouncerbrutus: Pounce&Tumble's dad. He's obivious where his sons get their personalities. The only difference between him and his sons is he has patches over both eyes.
Demira: teen almost young cat goes by mira her parents are munkus and demi she's outgoing,when tanta comes into the yard they instantly become best friend she loves her parents but is a bit rebellous.if she wanted she could be leader after her da but she's giving her brother a chance first since he seems more of the leader type.she's a very complicated mix of black,white,silver,and gold markings.
A/N: We felt it was nescessary to provide how the tribe would be represented in relation to each other for the purpose of this fic.
( Mate - Mate) = Offspring
Jenny - Skimble = Jemina, sillabub
Jemina - Pounce (not truly mated, but dating)
Sillabub - Tumble (Same as above, their only kittens. =) )
(two non-tribe cats) = Bomby, Demi
Bomby - 'Mystery Tom' = Tantaulrina
Demi - Munku = Growly, Mira
Gus - dead mate = Gus Jr
Gusjr - Jelly = Electra and Etcetra
Thunderina - Cascade = Cassie, Exi
Pouncerbrutus - Tina = Pounce, tumble
Old D - Ella = Alonzo (Vicky and 'Lonzo share the same mother)
Old D - Tuganna = Tugger
Old D - Grizabella = Munku
Old D - Scarletta = Mac And Tina
Mac - (dead) = Plato and Admetus
Rumple - Mungo
Tanto - Cor
Vicky - Plato = 'guardians' of platometus
(A/n): that's it for now, I hoped you liked it. Please R&R, do you think we should continue this series? =)