Yo Mama, I mean Yo, Edward jokes!
Brought to you by the A.T.M (Anti-Twilight Movement)
Yo, Edward is so old, he still owes Moses a quarter.
Yo, Edward is so old, he watches the history channel just to see if he's on it.
Yo, Edward is so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo, Edward is so old that he went to school with George Washington.
Yo, Edward is so gay, he sparkles.
Yo, Edward is so stupid, it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo, Edward is so lame that he dates Bella.
Yo, Edward is so creepy that he watches you while you sleep.
Yo, Edward is so fat that when he goes swimming, whales come out and start singing "We are Family"!