Written for awkwardlyobnoxious on Tumblr, because she had a fill that nobody would fill. So I filled it. Written in 15 minutes. Extremely stupid, and non-graphic smut. BLOWJOBS! :D
Kurt and Blaine were young and in love. Of course, just because they were gay and in a relationship did NOT mean that they were whores, thank you very much.
So, about 3 months into their relationship, they discussed that it might be all right for them to go further.
"Kurt, are you sure about this? You know we don't have to do anything you aren't comfortable with. I'm totally okay with waiting."
"Yes, I am sure Blaine. I've had a ridiculously hot boyfriend for 3 months and I would like to blow him."
Blaine had a look on his face that could only be described as a combination of shock and lust.
"I'm assuming that's the signal for 'go right ahead?'" said Kurt cheekily.
Blaine could only nod in response.
Their kisses a bit different this time, more desperate, insistent, with the promise of something more.
Finally, they were at that point. You can imagine what they were looking and feeling like.
"I'm going to start slow, okay Blaine?"
Again, Blaine seemed to be lacking the motor skills necessary to do anything but nod his head in confirmation.
So that's what Kurt did. He started off slow. Of course, what he wasn't betting on was Blaine losing control and thrusting up so hard that he hit the back of his throat.
Apparently, Kurt had a gag reflex. And a sensitive one at that.
Whoops.
"Oh my god, Kurt! Are you okay?"
"Blaine, I'm fine!" said Kurt. Then he looked down. But you might want to…ummm…wash off yo-"
Blaine looked down. "OH MY- Umm…yeah. That's…I'm just gon-"
"Yeah. Sorry." said Kurt.
"No, it was my fault! I thrust-"
"BLAINE JUST GO WASH YOUR DICK."
"Okay! Sorry!" Blaine moved to the bathroom, then turned back.
"By the way Kurt, I still love you," said Blaine with a smile.
"I love you too Blaine."
"Even if you did just blow chunks all over me. And my dick."
"Oh my GOD Blaine, you are ridiculous. Now GO!"
"Yes sir!" said Blaine with a cheeky smirk.
He was hard not to love.
Needless to say, they needed more practice.
Told ya.