Disclaimer: You know the deal, I do not own Midori no Hibi/Midori Days or Naruto/Naruto Shippuden. They all are owned by their creators "Masashi Kishimoto and Inoue Kazurou. Well I'm done.

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Hinata Days

What is it that every student needs in order to get through the grind of school life? Is it sports, or maybe a good hobby? Well does things are okay, but for Uzumaki Naruto, there's something far more important. And that's…

"I….I'm sorry, Uzumaki-kun…but I already have someone I like…"

A girlfriend.

"I… well I better get g-going…" The girl stated as she retreated as fast as she could from the blonde haired boy. Uzumaki Naruto, a high school junior who has been single for 17 years and two months. Since the very day he was born, his dateless streak continues from there. Naruto sighed as he dusted off his school uniform. He looked up at the setting sun in the mixed colored sky.

'Will I ever find happiness…instead of crying myself to sleep every night?'

He scolds internally as he noticed the many young couples walking about. Snuggling close together, hugging each other intensely, and not to forget making-out.

"GET A FREAKING ROOM FOR GOD'S SAKE!"

The young couples quickly ran away from the angry teen who leered at their retreating forms. Uzumaki Naruto was feared by all for his incredible fighting prowess and his infamous Demon's Right Hand. But truly at heart, the young Uzumaki was soft and gentle-hearted which no one ever notices because of his violent reputation.

"Geez…everywhere I freaking look…" He mutters to himself as he growls at the thought of everyone else being in serious relationships. His anger was now dangerously rising and since he had no punching bag to take his anger out on, he unleashed his ferocious power onto a patch of flowers lying next to the sidewalk. Out of no where, a gang of guys approached him wairing the same school uniform as Naruto wore. They appeared to be badly beaten up and from their looks, willing to talk to Naruto yet too scare to disturb him. Naruto continued his rampage onto the patch of flowers.

Continuing to constantly yank them by their stems and toss them into oblivion.

"DAMMIT! TAKE THIS AND TAKE THAT!" he sneered.

The gang of injured guys shivered at the pure anger coming from Naruto.

"Uh-oh, Uzumaki-oyabun's on a warpath again…it'd be suicide tryin' to ask him now."

"But we gotta! Uzumaki-oyabun's the only one that can beat the Dekults!!"

"I know but…"

The gang of guys continued to question each other until the shortest member entered the conversation.

"Don't worry! I'm his favorite so I'll ask him!" The boy stated with a smirk. He held his hair in a pony tail and not to mention a pair of green goggles around his neck, wairing the same school uniform as the rest.

"But Konohamaru…" One of the members questioned only to be ignored as the boy walked up to Naruto.

"Hey oyabun! I was wondering if you could help us out…" Naruto turned. His eyes were filled with anger and not to mention the throat piercing amount of killing intent he gave off. As a matter of fact, the only thing that wasn't that scary about him was the whiskered marks that were adorned on his cheeks.

The group of guys all scratched their heads nervously as to not get onto Naruto's bad side while Konohamaru tried to plead with him.

'Geez…girls won't come near me….but I can't even get rid of these guys.' Naruto huffed as he stood up onto his feet. His height was 6'2 which seemed to tower over the rest of the group which all the while struck even more fear into their hearts.

"Leave it to me, I'll take care of em' in no time…"

BAM BOOM SMASH DUSH! Naruto delivered one blow after another to the unsuspecting gang members. Cocking his fist back, he prepared to deliver his most powerful punch yet.

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"…WITH MY DEMON'S RIGHT HAND!"

The bodies of the Dekult gang members sizzled on the cement ground in vital positions.

"Prt…" Naruto scuffed to himself as he turned to Konohamaru and his gang.

"This is supposed to be the strongest gang on the east side of Konoha?" Naruto was ready to walk away only to be stopped by Konohamaru.

"Th-thanks a lot! When you're with us, WE'RE INVINCIBLE!" Naruto smirked as he turned away coolly.

"If you were beaten by these guys, you still have a long way to go, but I got your revenge for you." Konohamaru stared back at him in awe and slight confusion. Naruto began to walk home.

"Next time you need me, make sure it's worth my time…its no fun beating on weaklings."

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR!" The group shouted back at him, waving goodbye. Naruto sighed inwardly.

'I did it again…'

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Naruto lied down on his confortable bed. He thought back at his daily life. He sighed once more.

'I feel so empty…all this fighting is pointless…' He thought back at his days at school and frowned.

'Everyone at school's afraid of me, and today was at least my 20th rejection.'

He thought of the girl who rejected him early today.

'She was probably afraid of me too…all I really want is a girlfriend…then maybe my high school life can be a little more enjoyable!' Naruto thought to himself dreamily. The idea of life with a girlfriend filled his head. All the amazing things they could do, hugging, kissing and not to mention…yeah that too. Naruto sighed for the fifth time today as he thought of Konohamaru and the gang.

'But if they found out about it, they'll never let me hear the end of it…'

'At this rate, I'll finish high school without a girlfriend and the only lover I'll have is my right hand! THIS LIFE IS JUST SO CRUEL!'

Naruto stared up towards his ceiling and shouted in anger as if trying to speak to Kami-sama himself.

"DAMMIT! WHAT SHOULD I DO?! I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS BUT PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND!"
Really''Naruto stopped his musing. Did he just hear a voice? A voice of a girl?''

"W-what was that voice?" Naruto asked as he stared around the room impatiently. He heard the sound of yawning coming from below but, as soon as he took a look he saw something that will change everything he thought about anything. Right there on his very right hand was a girl. A girl with pale white eyes, long indigo hair that reached her lower back, and most noticeably. She wasn't wearing any closes.

Naruto's mouth hung like a cliffhanger as the girl rubbed her eyes tiredly.

"Where am I?" she questioned. Naruto couldn't even speak. Until now.

"UWWWAAAAA! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! AND WHY IS THERE A CHICK ON MY ARM?!"

The girl/hand was quite startled by the sudden yelling, but a soothing mutter of awe escaped her lips when she noticed where the yelling was coming from.

"NARUTO-KUN !" She shouted happily as she continuously groped the blonde boy's face, unaware of his muttering of discomfort.

"NARUTO-KUN! IT'S REALLY YOU NARUTO-KUN!"

"Shtop it! Shtop it!" Naruto tried to scream but reached no ears as she continued to fondle with his whiskered cheeks. Naruto growled angrily. This had to stop now. So he did the most intelligent thing to do.

"I SHAID SHTOP!" He exclaimed as he continued to pull his arm to keep her away from his face. It succeeds but, a sacrifice had to be made. And with one yank of his arm, his shirt sleeve was pulled down all the while exposing the young hand girl's well developed breast.

She looked down in shock at what Naruto had just done and noticed that her wonderful bosom was completely exposed. She quickly blocked herself from view with an embarrassed look on her face followed by Naruto's jaw dropping once more. As she held her held below shouting out in farther embarrassment at Naruto seeing her in that indecent way she notice something questionable. Where were here legs, and why did she connect to Naruto's shirt sleeve? She place two and two together and…

"…Huh…w-why am I on Naruto-kun's arm?"

Naruto scolded her.

"Well ya' know…I should be the asking the question! Why is there a pair of boobies-I mean, a girl on my right arm?! And how the hell do you know my name?"

The girl looked up trying to the hide the fact that her face was as red as a tomato. Her hands cringed the ends of his sleeves as she tried to explain herself.

"Well um…well that's because…" Naruto leered back at her in disbelief as he hoped for her to finish her sentence.

"That's because for a long time now…I've had a crush on you!!" Naruto was taken aback by this.

'A crush?' Naruto thought. He has been dateless for 17 years and 2 months and now, as strange as it seems, a girl appears on her right hand and makes a confession to him? An extremely cute girl for that matter. Her blush deepened as she seemed to be in deep thought.

"We go to different schools, but….I've always admired you from afar. All of my friends are afraid of you and say bad things about you, but I know that you're a nice person. You only fight with bad people and protect the weak…" Naruto tensed as he listened farther.

"I've loved you for 3 years and I've always wanted to be with you…" Naruto blushed pure red as he stared at her. He smiled brightly, brighter than he ever did.

'It's a…confession…for the first time in my life…a girl likes me!' He felt confident, amazed, and delight at hearing her wonderful words, but he only forgot one thing…

She was on his right hand.

'No..I can't be happy…Given the circumstances, there's no way I can be happy…' Naruto thought internally as he tried to hide his face away from the pure and innocent stare of the hand girl.

"Hey you." The young girl tensed at his words and quickly answered.

"Yes?"

"What's your name anyway?" Naruto asked. The girl brightened even which made Naruto fill slightly uncomfortable.

"My name's Hyuga Hinata! Naruto-kun!" Naruto smirked while putting on the must scariest face that he could muster.

"Anyway Hinata, I have no clue why you like me okay, so I'll tell you straight out that this relationship isn't going to work out like this, especially since you're my right arm! You do know that I'm known as the Demon Fox Uzumaki Naruto, right?" Naruto questioned her threateningly. But Naruto was surprised to find that she was on the verge of tears.

"Sniffle…but I didn't do it on purpose…" She stated in the cutest pout ever which made Naruto feel uncomfortable and guilty.

"When I woke up, I was suddenly on your arm…I don't know what happened…In fact, I'm so scared I could cry…" Now Naruto felt even guiltier. Hinata smiled as she continued.

"But…even though I don't know why it happened…"

She laughed joyfully as she stared back at Naruto.

"I'm happy to be with my beloved Naruto-kun and I even told you how I felt! Hehehehe!"

Naruto was kind of happy that at least a girl liked him besides Tsunade-obaachan. But then again Tsunade-obaachan didn't really like him that much at all. Naruto sighed as he found a loop hole in the whole problem with the girl, Hinata, being on his right arm.

"Even if you do like me, I'm still the Demon Fox Uzumaki Naruto who is feared by all in Konoha. What do you think ol' happen if anyone found out about you being on my right arm?" The thought made a shiver go down his spine as he pictured what a fight would be like with Hinata. A complete an other disaster.

"I'd look like a friggin' idiot…" He muttered. Hinata scratched her cheek and put on a confident façade.

"W-when that time comes I'll make you look as cool as possible!" Naruto grimaced at her words.

'No, you're missing the point…'

"Besides, I'm good at cooking and cleaning…so until things go back to normal, I could be useful to you!" Naruto hung his head low in defeat.

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'What the hell…you had better be kidding…there's no way I can live with my right and like this!' Naruto sighed.

'Even if I go to a doctor there's no way they'd have a cure for it…more over they'd probably want to research us. We'd be examined by all sorts of scientists. Then the whole world would find out about us and I'd be famous as 'boy with girl for right hand'. We'd do guest spots on all sorts of TV shows. We wouldn't be able to go anywhere without being recognized. But then there would be a bunch of dangerous ventriloquist who lost their jobs because of us…' Naruto grimaced at the thought of the dangerous ventriloquists. Naruto was awoken out of his musing by the sound of stacking papers.

"There we go! Let's put all these magazines in one pile, and then we'll separate these newspapers for the trash…" Hinata continued to grab one newspaper after the next and stacked it into the semi taller pile.
"Uh what hell are you doing?" Naruto questioned in irritation.

"Well I wasn't doing anything so I decided to clean up a little." Hinata replied as she continued to do her stacking thing. Naruto huffed.

"Hey! Don't just organize people's things without their say so!" Naruto yelled but was soon ignored as Hinata continued to stack. Naruto sighed as he looked at Hinata continue to stack the piles of papers. He blushed a little.

'Well could've been worse…' He stated inwardly but was soon pulled out of his musing by a curious Hinata.

"Hey, there are some more magazines under the bed." She stated as she reached farther under as if she completely unaware that she was attached to Naruto. Soon Naruto remembered what exactly was under his bed and Hinata seem like the type of girl to hate that kind of stuff.

"WHOA! NO STOP!"

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Naruto sat there embarrassed as Hinata held a blank look on her face. They both stared at the large amount of nudy magazines he had hiding under his bed. Some he received from Jiraiya after he and Tsunade had left on their vacation to Suna last month and some he remembered getting a few days ago from Konohamaru. Either way he was still drowning in his embarrassment. Hinata's eye twitched as she decided to do the normal thing that most women would do.

"NOW TO BURN THIS GARBAGE!" She quickly tied it and readied it for being tossed in the fireplace. Naruto growled slightly.

"HEY! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE THAT DECISION ON YOUR OWN!" There little argument was stopped there as Naruto heard a knock at the door.

'Who could that be?' Naruto thought as he reached the glared at the front door from the hallway.

"Yo! Oyabun! It's me Konohamaru, I came to thank you for before!" Naruto panicked as he ran in circles in the hallway.

'DAMMIT! IT'S KONOHAMARU! WHAT SHOULD I DO?' Naruto slapped himself upside the head with is left hand since his right was uh…occupied.

'Okay, calm down Naruto, just calm down and it'll work out…' Naruto relaxed himself as he opened the front door just slightly, putting on his most scary and dangerously cool face.

"Hey…sorry I'm a little busy right now so…" Naruto was quickly interrupted by Konohamaru.

"Oh really, well that's too bad. I brought some people that really want to meet you…" Naruto was confused. He cautiously hid Hinata behind his back as he fully opened the door. There, in front of him were two hot babes. All in there skimpy uniform glory. Naruto smirked as Konohamaru filled him in on the details.

"They go to Kamonegi which is an all girl school but, their really big fans of yours." Naruto laughed outwardly while trying to keep up his cool demeanor but in reality he's just so excited.

"Guess it can't be helped, I'll go get some drinks, just wait here for a sec." Naruto stated as he slammed the door leaving Konohamaru alone with the two girls.

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Naruto ran into his bathroom, pulled out his first aid kit and reached for the bandages. Quickly wrapping them around the unsuspecting girl who was now his right hand.

Naruto filled her in on the orders as quickly as he could.

"Sorry about this, but this must be done! Now listen up!" Hinata was confused.

"No matter what, you're not supposed to be seen or heard when I'm with other people! Understand?" Hinata muttered a 'yes' but was slightly upset about Naruto talking with other women and being wrapped up like this.

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"Sorry about the wait Konoh…hey were did Konohamaru go?" Naruto questioned the two girls.

"Oh he said he was going to the Kwik-E mart…" One of the girls quickly stated. Naruto found it odd but shrugged it off. He could actually spend some time with these two hot girls tonight. Maybe his luck was turning to a different direction for him.

"Oh well come in…" Naruto said as he showed them inside. The blonde was completely unaware of the moans of pain coming from the bushes by his front door.

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"Oh really, so your grandmother and grandfather are on vacation Uzumaki-san? That'll be nice. So you have this whole place yourself?"

"Sort of, Obaachan and Ero-jiji will be coming back sometime this month. But all and all, I have to cook for myself, it's terrible." Naruto stated while trying his best to spit game at the two girls.

"Well how about we cook for you next time" One blonde haired girl stated as she turned to her friend.

"Yeah, we may not look it, but we are good cooks."

Naruto was taken aback by this. The delightful feeling of two beautiful girls willing to cook for him made him feel delighted.

"Sure I'm looking forward to it." Naruto stated trying to look cool once more. The brunette haired girl stood to her feet.

" Um excuse me, I need to use the bathroom." Naruto smirked as he pointed towards the hallway.

"End of the hall, on the right." Naruto said, giving her the directions. She replied with a 'thank you' as she left the room. Now Naruto was alone with the cute blonde.

"Um Uzumaki-san…" Naruto turned to her to see that she blushing red.

"Do you like um, younger girls?" Naruto was shocked by her words.

"I heard that you didn't have a girlfriend right now, so I…was wondering if I had a chance." Naruto blushed slightly. What is with today?

"Heh, you're not the first to ask me that." Naruto stated sly while putting on his foxy grin. Naruto looked up to see the girl closer than before. Kneeling forward with her hand touching his bandaged one. Naruto jaw dropped for the third time today as he heard the words come from her very mouth.

"Uzumaki-san, can I kiss you?" Naruto was beyond confused at her words. She didn't even wait for his answer as she leaned forward to do as she had asked.

'S-she's pretty bold…' Naruto thought nervously as their faces became closer and closer.

"Please, close your eyes." She muttered as their faces were at least four inches away from each other. Naruto closed his eyes completely shut as he prepared himself. Hinata shoke in her bandaged cocoon. She could feel it in her body that Naruto was in trouble. Naruto in other words was completely clueless to fact that the brunette haired girl from before now stood behind him with a bandana tied around her mouth and wielding a dangerous wooden katana. She lifted it to the very ceiling and quickly brought it down with great force.

"Go to hell Uzumaki!" SMASH! Naruto opened his eyes in questioning. From what he could notice, his arm was lifted above his head and now he could see splinters of wood flying through the air. Naruto actually what was going on. Does girls were trying to kill and he knew that Hinata had protected him.

"WH-HAT?! HE NOTICED ME?!" The katana wielding girl questioned. She was even more shocked that he managed to break her wooden katana with seemingly no effort.

'It can't be, she protected me…Hinata…'

The brunette haired girl smirked as she pointed in his direction threateningly.

"Since we've been found out we might as well tell you! We're the Dekult's girls! Those were our boyfriends you sent to the hospital today!" She shouted but found themselves ignored by Naruto who was talking to his 'hand'.

"Snap out of it! You aren't dead, are you?! Hey!" Naruto tried to unwrap the bandages.

'I should have known, there was no way I could suddenly be so popular with girls.' Naruto thought as he cursed himself mentally. The Dekult girls felt annoyed.

"HEY YOU! ARE YOU EVEN LISTINING?!" She shouted. Naruto constantly look for a way to easily take off the bandages until he got an idea. He ran towards the kitchen all the while pushing the two girls out of his way. This really angered the brunette.

"N-NOW YOU'VE DONE IT…" She stopped mid-sentence as she noticed Naruto take out a machete from the pantry.

"This should do it…" He stated. The two girls were frightened by the way that Naruto stated his words. So as usual they miss took as if Naruto were ready to gorge their eyes out. Naruto turned to them questioningly. He putt on his usual scary face.

"Nothing to see here now….GET OUT OF HERE!" the two girls took their escape.

"PLEASE DON'T KILL US!" They shouted in fear as they ran out of the front door. Naruto turned back to his bandaged hand and quickly used the knife to pill off the bandages. He laid Hinata onto the counter top and took in all here features. She seemed to be in deep pain and extremely exhausted. Her constant panting made Naruto feel guilty for tying her up in the bandages in the first place.

He picked her up with his left hand.

"Hey, are you alright?!" Naruto exclaimed. She opened her eyes leering into his cerulean blue eyes with here pale pearl lavender.

"Naruto-kun…"

"Are you okay? Does girls didn't do anything, did they?!" Naruto asked anxiously.

"No I'm fine…" she stated with a small smile. Naruto sighed.

"That's good."

"I lost consciousness for a second….but I keep my promise didn't I?" She stated will an even bigger smile as blood began to flow from her forehead.

"I wasn't seen or heard."

Naruto felt ashamed of himself.

'She got hurt keeping her promise…for me?'

"Hey Hinata-chan…" Hinata looked up at him questioningly.

"From now on you can break your promise in a situation like that…just let me know what's going on, okay?" Hinata frowned.

"But if I do, I'd be found out?" Naruto smiled at her.

"It doesn't matter. We'll deal with it when it happens, it's not a secret worth getting a girl hurt. After all, you may be on my right hand but, you're still a girl." Hinata was shocked to here him say that. She smiled brightly.

"Naruto-kun"

"Huh…"

Before Naruto knew it, Hinata was now hugging his face and kissing him on the cheek. Konohamaru had finally woken up and quickly tried to warn Naruto.

"I LOVE YOU NARUTO-KUN!"

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"Oyabun! Those girls…." Konohamaru stood in place as he watched Naruto run around the kitchen with his 'hand' on his face.

"WAHH! STOP! CUT IT OUT! I SAID CUT IT OUT!" Naruto stopped in place and turned to find Konohamaru standing in the doorway completely confused.

"Uh Oyabun…what are you doing?"

So anyway, with Hinata here, Uzumaki Naruto's life has become a lot more weirder…

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Japanese dictionary

san- used at the end of someone's name as to not sound rude.

oyabun- a respectable suffix meaning 'boss'

kun- and affectionate suffix used by a girl for a boy

chan- an affectionate suffix used by a boy for a girl

katana- a Japanese sword used mainly by shinobi and samurai

obaachan- a affectionate way to say granny.

ero-jiji- ero is a suffix for someone who is perverted and jiji is a suffix meaning gramps so put two an two together.