Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to tonight's episode of, The Knightly Hour! And here is your host, Mr. Knightly!
"Hello folks, I'm Mr. Knightly, and this is my hour! Now before we begin, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that tonight's special guest, Myron Smedley, owner of the world's largest collection of toenail clippings, could not make it here due to picking up a severe case of athlete's foot. The good news is that I have a special announcement. As you probably know, the newest game in the Smash series, Super Smash Bros Ultimate, was officially unveiled on June 12, 2018. 'Ultimate' is a fitting title, since the organizers of this tourney have managed to get everyone back, and I do mean everyone! Plus, outside sources tell me that they also managed to get some new faces too! So to celebrate, I will be interviewing every last one of them! We will begin in just a moment."