Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans.
Summary: The fourteen year old twins, Mas and Menos, share a conversation about girls. Oneshot (might become more, dunno yet) and they talk in English because they learnt over the past three years.
Mas and Menos sat on the grass at Jump City Park. Both teams of Titans were having a barbeque as a sort of annual get together.
The twins watched as a group of preppy girls giggled as they passed. Some girls skirts barley covered their knickers.
"What is it with girls and dressing like that?" asked Mas, he was feeling slightly awkward having the girls stare at him like that.
"Dunno, I mean, I prefer girls who like, I dunno, maybe a bit boyish" replied Menos. The preppy girls sat down on the other side of the park, still giggling and looking at them.
"Yeah I mean, what's wrong with playing a bit of soccer or football, is it so much to ask" huffed Mas. He led sprawled out on the grass.
"If you asked a girl like them" Menos said pointing to the preppy girls "they'd scream if they break a nail, and I don't fancy having to tend to some blonde bimbo's broken nail, do you".
"No. way" stated Mas. They noticed that one girl had come over to them. Her blonde hair was in purple bows. Her top looked to be too small for her and her skirt was probably size three.
"Like, aint you two cuties Mas and Menos?" she asked.
Both boys looked at each other. "Uh, yeah" they answered.
"Like oh my god it is you, so anyway, would you like, like to come and like hang out with me and my friends?" she asked in the only way a ditz can.
Both boys raised a quizzical eyebrow, smirked and replied simultaneously "Nope" popping on the 'p'. The girl seemed highly offended and huffed, stomping over to her friends. Mas and Menos high five each other.
"Hey you two" called Cyborg, they looked up "ya comin' ta eat or what?".