A/N: No offense to Moggetchan, a very revered authoress in my opinion, however, it MUST be done: FRUITS BASKET DRABBLES: UNCUT!!!!!!!!!

Nudges Yami: Sigh, yes, random drabbles from Fruits Basket is here! (Turns to Yuki and Kyo) Sorry guys, it's inevitable.

Yuki and Kyo: We know.

Disclaimer: Me no own Fruits Basket or Random characters that help me introduce chapters. Glomps Jimmy All mine, baby!

Chapter One: The Pretender?

"Yuki?" Kyo called, staring open mouthed at the object in his hand. He had been cleaning Shigure's library when something had fallen out of the shelf onto his head, frankly, a lot of things. With much rustling, he had crawled out of the pile of books created to see what had hit him.

"What, stupid cat?" Yuki called, poking his head into the room, a pile of files in his hands.

Biting his lip to keep from erupting in anger, Kyo, still gawking at the book, held it up to show him. Yuki leaned in, and promptly dropped all the objects in his hands. Ignoring the crash it made as it slammed into the ground, Yuki snatched the book from Kyo's hands. "Has anyone else seen this?" He snarled, causing Kyo to flinch.

"N-no. Just you and me, I think." He muttered, unwilling to have his head bitten off by the angry Yuki.

"Good. Oh, sweet revenge." Yuki smiled evilly and left the room making an incomprehensible noise that sounded like a purr and a growl.

Kyo gulped. Nice knowing him. Kyo frowned at his thought. On second thought, it should be quieter around here. Never mind, Yuki will kill him either way. Kyo chuckled. If Ayame has the same book, we could be rid of them both.

He shuddered. Scary Damn Rat.

"Shigure?" Yuki grinned good-naturedly at Tohru, who was at the moment cooking lunch. She turned.

"Shigure said he was going to pick up some homework I forgot at school yesterday for me." Tohru smiled at Yuki, who frowned at her statement.

"Why did he go?"

Tohru shrugged. "He's really nice."

High school girls, High school girls, all for me, high school girls! Suddenly rang in Yuki's mind, silently preparing to skin his cousin alive when he returned and Tohru wasn't looking.

Idiot Dog.

Shigure returned hours later, Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru having gone to get some groceries. Shigure hummed happily, placing Tohru's schoolbag on the table, but stopped short in shock at the object that was already there.

The Idiot's Guide to Pretending to Be Gay. Shigure gulped. How did those three find that book?

Shigure whistled softly as picked up the book behind his back and silently dumped it into the trash. That takes care of that. He thought gleefully. Humming to himself, Shigure retreated to his library, shutting the door with a whack!

A/N: I know, not very good, but what do you expect? (Nudges Deidara) Back me up here!

Deidara: sigh, well, I thought it was fairly comical.

Kyo: What noise did that damn rat make?

Kuro-Neko: Sorta like a hurhurhur.

Yuki: No more like, huhhurhuhhur.

Jimmy: sigh, does it matter?

No, I guess not. Anyway, before I go back to school that is more boring than life itself, I wish this story well!

R&R!!!!!! PWEASE??!!!!!