A/N: Hiya peeps, yet another HoroxRen here, but this one also has HaoxYoh too lol. I hope you like it, by the way, I know 'with you' is kinda a crappy title, but you'll find out why it's called that later.
Full Summery: Yaoi. Ren finds Horo SO annoying yet feels that without that annoyance his life wouldnt be as.. interesting. When Ren is about 2 tell Horo about his feelings an evil spirit takes over him and says that if the others dont do as he says he will hurt Ren. But after a while it is clear that this spirit is out for more than just mere blackmail and torture…
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With YouChapter One: Yet Another Thursday
"Come back here!"
"Never!- AGGHH! Let go!"
"Why wont you die!"
"Because it's nearly dinner time! Now let go!"
"Oh, and that's an excuse is it?"
"Yup,"
"Just die like a mam!"
"…'Mam'..?"
"Augh, I meant to say man!" Ren growled at his mistake as the Ainu collapsed on the floor in a fit of laughter after being released from the choke hold Ren had previously had him in, who now regretted giving in to the ice shaman's pleas.
"Hey, guys! Dinner!" Yoh called up to the previously play-fighting shaman.
"Yahoo!" Yelled Horo, making his way to the stairs only to be pushed down them by a certain purple haired shaman.
"Watch your step!" Called Ren as he casually walked down the stairs, making his way to the living room.
"Baka," mumbled Horo as Ren walked past him, untangling himself from the heap he was in.
The Ainu grinned as he saw his chance and leapt forward, grabbing Ren's legs.
"Gotchya!"
Ren jumped as he felt his legs being pulled and cried out as he toppled forward falling flat on his face.
Since he was facing the carpet Horo didn't notice the Tao turning red with anger as he scampered over him, laughing like a maniac as he made his way to the kitchen.
"…Horo… is just… like a big child… I cant... hurt children…" Ren told himself, trying to calm himself down.
There'd better be milk in that room, he thought, knowing that the cool liquid would probably help him keep himself from murdering the stupid Ainu.
"Ren! Are ya hungry or not?" Came Yoh's voice, "coz if ya want I can re-heat it later."
Ren considered this for a moment, thinking that if he ate later he wouldn't have to put up with Horo for at least ten minutes while he was in there, but his mind flickered back to the last time he had wanted to eat later to avoid having lunch with Horo, and when Yoh had asked where Ren was the stupid Ainu had told him that Ren had skipped because of period pains.
"I'm coming!" Called Ren, grumbling and getting up as he brushed himself down.
Ren entered the room to see Yoh and Horo sitting at the table. Anna, Manta, Ryu and Jun had all gone on a trip to France when Jun had the sudden urge to treat everyone, yet Anna had decided that the boys should stay home and train.
Of course, Ren could have gone, no one told Tao Ren what to do, but France wasn't exactly a 'must-go-see' place for Ren, besides, he was much happier training.
Ren growled as he saw Horo-Horo staring at him with a huge grin on his face.
Ren knew he had done something. It was a Thursday, Horo always did something on a Thursday.
Ren looked at his cushion that he was going to sit on, picking it up and turning it over in his hands.
No gum, no water, no whoopee cushion, nope, it was safe.
Next Ren went on to inspect his food, making sure that it was actually what he though it was and not some really spicy dish, he also made sure that there was no chilly sauce or living creatures crawling around in it.
"Hmm," Ren looked back over to the Ainu.
He was still grinning. Ren hadn't found what was wrong yet.
Ren had to go through this procedure every Thursday, since for some reason it was the only day of the week that Horo would attack Ren's food or the area around him.
Ren looked around again.
Everything looked normal.
Yoh was happily eating his rice dish, making sure not a grain was dropped onto the carpet.
Ren could never ask Yoh what was wrong, since he knew all to well that he wouldn't tell him. It wasn't because he was on Horo's side or anything, but he knew that Horo had made him promise not to tell.
"What the fuck have you done!" Ren started to get stressed as Horo simply smiled and said 'why, whatever do you mean, Ren?'
Ren began to twitch and was about to leave when he saw what was in front of Horo.
His milk.
Horo's grin grew wider as Ren cautiously eyed all six small cartons of milk, each of them having already been opened.
"…What have you done to them..?" Ren asked, on the edge of beating Horo until he confessed.
"Nothing," Horo smiled, "I just opened them for you."
"All six?"
"Well, you're a growing boy aren't you?"
"…"
"Look," Horo grabbed a carton, "I'll prove I haven't done anything to them."
Ren watched as Horo drank the milk and eyed him as he finished, "see? Perfectly safe. No poison. No strange substance. No bugs. And it's not out of date either, check if you want."
Ren did so as the Ainu laughed, "relax Ren, its not as if drinking milks gonna kill ya."
"Go on Ren, drink it, be a mam!"
"…Mam…?" Asked Yoh, starting to pay more attention to the two's arguing.
"Oh, didn't I tell you-" Horo's laugh was cut short as the empty milk carton connected with his head after being thrown at full force.
"Not another word, Horokeu Usui. Not one."
"Aww. So, you drank the milk?" Horo sat up as he rubbed his head, looking down at the empty milk carton next to him.
"…Yes…" Ren said, yet Horo was sure that Ren was hiding a grin, but didn't let that stop him bursting out in laughter.
"So, what was wrong with it?" Questioned Ren, starting to eat his rice.
"I..I…" Horo could hardly speak as he rolled around on the floor. "…I licked... the rim…"
"…You WHAT!" Ren demanded, putting his index finger to the bottles and feeling the dampness of Horo's spit.
"Eeeww!" He heard Yoh comment as he shuddered.
Ren now understood why he had opened all six cartons, it was because now there was no more like left in the house unless he went out and got some, all of it was covered in spit.
"Haha-" Horo's laughing was again cut short as he looked upon the table to see five cartons, "Huh?" He asked, "Ren, didn't you drink one?"
"No," Ren smiled triumphantly, "that carton I threw was yours."
"So- AGGHH!" Horo screamed in pain as Ren rugby tackled him and resumed their earlier fighting, only this time Ren didn't release him from any of the choke holds he got him in.
"Well, just another regular Thursday," was all Yoh could say as he turned on some music to cover up Horo's screams, "ain't life lovely?"
A/N: So, like the first chappie:) Hope you do, lol. Sorry, but updates may be slow since I'm banned from the laptop.. kinda. Anywayz, R&R PLEASE:)