It was a typical bright sunny and cold winter day in Washington DC. There was a fresh blanket of snow on the ground glittering in the sun. The NCIS team all getting ready to head to the office, not knowing what the day held in store for them. Gibbs, who was always at the office before his team, was sitting at his desk sipping on a cup of coffee, black, no sweetener, no cream, just the way he liked it. Just as he set it down on his desk ,McGee walked in and said "Hi Boss". He then sat down at his desk and started working on his paper work.
Abby was already in her lab from earlier because Jenny had called her in to run some prints through her AFIS machine, which Jenny had gotten from a glass in her study. Kate was just pulling on to the navy yard in her Navy Blue 2010 Lamborghini when some moron in a Black 1967 Chevy Corvette Convertible rudely cut her off from the only parking space that put her next to Ziva. She then rolled down the window and yelled out "JACKASS", not yet realizing it was Tony. Or as he refers to himself as, Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo.
Ziva had been up since 4:30 am, because she went for her daily run before work, and since she is always ready, prepared, and on time, she arrived at the Navy parking area merely minutes before Kate and Tony. Because of Tony's smooth driving skills, Tony ended up being in the middle of both her and Kate. Tony didn't recognize Ziva's car, cause he'd never actually seen it. It was a red Classic 1965 Mustang, causing him to do a double take. Tony NEVER expected Ziva, of all people, to have such a kick ass car! Especially for someone who knows little to anything about cars. Now… if was weapons we were talking about, tony could imagine Ziva would know everything that there was to know about them. The same could be said for Ziva about her knowledge on killing people.
Kate and Ziva had become best friends since Kate was shot by Zvia's brother, who Ziva had killed. Ziva completely understood why she had to kill Arie. She knew that if she did not, he would have continued to try kill her newly formed family here at NCIS. By now, Kate's shoulder was fully healed from the gun shot wound. Now, all Ziva has to figure out is why Kate and Tony are yelling outside her car. "Why did you do that?", screamed Kate angrily. Tony, paying absolutely no attention to Kate's rant what so ever, looked at Ziva, who was now standing out on the drivers side of her car with an amused grin on her face. "I didn't see her.", Tony exclaimed. And then Kate, tired of yelling, walked over to join Ziva. They both looked at Tony with and evil smirk, then turned around and started talking back and fourth between the two and Tony following behind timidly trying to discover their revenge plan that he KNEW they would make.
By the time both Kate, Ziva and Tony had gotten into the office they had planed a good pay back for them to unleash on Tony later on that afternoon. Tony, who had walked ahead of the duo, for he couldn't make out their conversation well enough to matter. Right when he walked in to the office, he felt a sharp pain on the back of his head which he recognized as the painful swipe of Gibbs' hand. Only seconds after which, Ziva and Kate glided in and quickly began to work as if they had been there the whole time. Tony, have the maturity of a 12 year old, wined to Gibbs why THEY didn't get a slap in the head when he was more on time than they were. "Because their women, and men don't hit women Dinozzo. Didn't your mother ever teach you that?", replied Gibbs quickly (quick on his feet like always). A small but noticeable snicker was heard at McGee's desk. "Is there a problem McGee?", asked Gibbs seriously. "Ummm… No boss!", McGee said, Then he promptly returned to his work.
By this time the mail boy was coming through and put all the mail for the team on Kate's desk and continued on.
She passes out the envelops to all the agents. Tony didn't get anything but everyone else did, so he pulled out this months issue of GSM and starts reading it. Ziva notices the magazine and walks over to him and say's "In my experience page 57 works every time.". Right when Ziva walked off, Tony quickly flipped to pg. 57 to see what it was and to see if it would get the job done. Then Kate noticing Tony's jaw dropped facial expression gets up and walks over to see what page 57 was and starts reading it. Kate after reading finishing the article looks up over to Ziva and replies " Wow really" "Yep it sure does " Ziva says, Tony smiling up at Kate say's " We should try it some time" Ziva quickly replying for Kate say's " Never in million years Tony" the to women look up and smirk at each other
By this time the mail man came by and drooped off the mail and went on.
McGee notices one of the pieces of mail doesn't have a return address, so Tony quickly gets up, walks over and snatches it out of his hand and says "this one's mine". It has a Satan red lipstick stain on the front. Just as McGee sits down at his desk, Tony, with Kate and Ziva one on each side, opens the letter and out blows a white powdery substance.