Author's Note: Hey! I'm starting a new fic! (Even though you should be working on your others...) It's about the X-men reading fanfiction of themselves...spiffy!

Disclaimer: I do not own X-men...I do not own X-men...I DO NOT OWN X-MEN!@1!!!1

It was a perfectly BORING day at the Insitute. There was absolutly NOTHING interesting going on. And no one DARED ask any of the adults what they could do because Logan would sudjest a Danger Room session.

So since he was bored, Kurt went online to Bored.com to look for something interesting to do. He scrolled down a bit finding nothing interesting when something caught his eye.

"'Fan Fiction - Read stories written by fans of your favorite TV shows (Buffy, Dawson's Creek, X-Files, Friends, Xena...), movies (Star Wars, Matrix, Titanic...), music groups (Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC...), comics (Batman, X-Men...) , books (Harry Potter, Anne Rice, Animorphs...), video games (Pokemon, Myst, Zelda...), and more.' Wow! People wrote STORIES about the X-men?!? I'm forwarding this link to everyone in my address book, then I'm checking it out."

So Kurt opened a new window and forwarded the link to everyone in his address book, closed that window and then clicked on the link to Fanfiction.net.

"Now to find a story all about me."

He opened 'Search' and typed in 'Kurt' then from the drop down box picked 'Story by summary' then choose the fandom "X-men: Evolution".

"This look interesting...Not very good title though..."

He clicked on a story called "teh day teh new muatnt cam" and began to read.

Oance tehre was this BEUATIFUL gurl. but she had a probllm. she was a muant. she also was furry and red. once day a man nasmed xavar cam 2 her hose with otehr people.

"I am Xavar." said xavar,

"that is good." said the gurl whos name is penolope.

"You come with us?"

"I pack first,"

seh packed. then left. when seh got there she met kurt.

"oh my gosd you look like me."

"I know" said penolpe.

"I love you." kurt kissed her. penolpe kissed him.

"We are ment for each other."

"Yes we are." said kurt.

Mestgicick cam in.

"Oh my god! Penolpe. u r my lost dahter."

"Oh no. But i love kurt."

"Tahts ok you cans alope.."

so tehy did. teh end!!11

Kurt blinked several times not believing what he read.

"That was...wrong..."

He shut off the computer still trying to make sense out of that story.

"Who's Mestgicick anyways? Wait..maybe she ment Mystique...Wait...that would make Penelope my...SISTER..."

~Later at dinner~

"So how was everyone's day?" Asked the Professor.

"Fine..." came a chorus of responses from his students.

"Um...Professer..." Kurt said a little unsure.

"Yes, Kurt?" asked the Professor.

"Do you have my mom's phone number?" Kurt blurt out quickly.

Everyone at the table blinked.

"Um...no..."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes Kurt I am quite sure."

"Really? You're not keeping it from me are you?"

"No Kurt I am not."

"Well If you ever get it, let me know..."

"You'll be the first to know."

"Good." Kurt replied some-what satisfied as he finished his dinner...

~After Dinner~

"Hello 411? Yeah I'd like a number for Mys-Raven Darkholme. Yes I'll hold." Kurt sat on his bed with the phone. He wasn't about to give up yet.

"Hello are you still there sir?"

"Yes."

"There is one Raven Darkholme in San Diego, California-"

"Oh good what's the number?"

"I was just getting to that sir. the number is 619-555-6832 would you like us to conect you?"

"That would be good."

"I'll conect you now."

Ringing replaced the operator's voice.

"Pick up..."

"Hello?" Mystique's voice came on the phone.

"Hi...um..mo-Mystique?"

"WHO IS THIS?"

"This is Kurt...Um...You don't have a daughter by the name of Penelope do you?"

"OF course I do NOT! I mean the name alone is an insult!"

Kurt let out a sigh of relief.

"Ok good."

"Why are you calling me and asking me strange questions and WHERE did you get my number?"

"One, I'm calling because I read a distubing story on fanfiction.net where I fell in love with this girl that was red and furry and she was my sister so we aloped. Two, I called 411."

"Damn the phone company! I SPICIFICALY told them I wanted an un-listed phone number..."

"Ok well bye."

"Good-bye. Forget this number! Or I'll...ground you!"

"Ok..." Kurt hung up then laughed.

 "How's she going to ground me?" he quickly wrote done her number in his address book and went to bed.