This takes place after The Last Olympian, and in the middle of The Deadly Hollows, while the Golden Trio, are camping out in the Dean Forest.
Chapter 1: To shis kabob a wizard
Percy's POV
Okay. In my defense, it wasn't like I knew that the whole forest was "wizard" property. Annabeth and I were just... uh walking... alone... on vacation. Okay fine. It was more like we ran away for a date. I was getting tired of camp and well... I just was getting stressed. It's not my fault we "irritated" the wizard people. How was I supposed to know that they weren't monsters? But by now I suppose you should want to hear the story right? Yeah well I suppose I still have a little bit of time, before I'm going to get put in Azkaban.
Annabeth and I were just walking in some forest in Britain. I knew it was wrong of us to ran away from camp just so that we could share a secret kiss but... ya know. We just wanted some time together. So anyways we were just walking around, and I heard this rustle on the other side of the clearing. I immeditely seperated myself from my girlfriend, and walked over to investigate. When I walked to the other side, I saw these three teenagers. A harry red-head, a cute brown haired girl, and a boy with green eyes and dark brown hair. And strangest of all, they were wearing these weird long dress thingys.
I was about to back away, when the red headed one turned around. "Oi Harry!" The other two turned around, hair whipping around. Apparently the one called "Harry", glared at me. He started pointing this stick-thingy at me. "Wh-who are you?" he asked nervously. I took a step back. "I was... uh... just uh-looking around. Yeah I was looking around-to uh... find some... food?" That was one of my worst excuses, but of course all my excuses are pretty bad. The girl glared at me. "Liar." she muttered. Then she pointed her stick at me. I put my hands up, assuming that they were just clever monsters, and that I would just kill them later.
That was when Annabeth stepped in. Of course if you look at it through her eyes, you'll probably see your stupid boyfriend, being held captive by some other stupid people with sticks.(To children of Athena, almost everybody's stupid.) Anyways, you can't blame her for attacking them. As soon as she broke through the clearing, she charged at the girl, wielding her knife. The next thing that happened surprised me the most. All of a sudden the other girl pointed her stick at her, and shouted something like, "STUPID FLY!" and the next thing I knew, she was lying on the ground, stiff as a board.
At that moment, it wasn't looking that good for me. I mean think about it. My girlfriend looks like she's dead, and I'm surrounded by these three people with evil magic sticks. The next thing I know I'm shouted at them at the top of my lungs. "What did you do to her?" I screamed. "Change her back!" I guess, now that I'm thinking back, it did sorta sound like a tantrum. Anyways, I was pulling out Riptide, when I realized the cap was stuck on. The dark haried boy laughed, a bitter sound, that I immedietly despised. "Whatcha gonna do? Ink me?" That was the annoying red haired boy. The girl rolled her eyes, as I finally uncapped my sword. Then the annoying boy finally backed away. "Or sish kabob me." he gulped.