Disclaimer: I don't own Sam & Dean. If I did, they would be in my basement with my dog safely watching over them while I post this story. Kidding! Don't even have a dog. Seriously now, I really don't own them, so don't sue! I don't own Six Flags either.
Author's Note: So I decided to take a break from the lovey dovey stuff and try a comedic fanfic. Don't worry I'll still update all my other stories! It might just be late. Sorry! I don't hate or like Britney Spears, I just thought of her when I wrote the beginning. I do have a sense of humor, sometimes it just turns off. Also I wrote this with a pal of mine. I was planning on making this a one shot but I had too much to put into it. So this fanfic happens all in one day. The boys are visiting an old friend and their meeting place doesn't really make Dean happy. I hope you'll like it cause its my first comedic story. Reviews will be greatly appreciated! Happy Reading!
Like as in roller coaster rides? - Dean Winchester
Sam pulled up at the first space that he could find in the parking lot. The place was packed, he was lucky to find a parking spot near the entrance, it was less walking distance for the brothers. He honked the horn to awake his snoring brother at the passenger's seat.
"Britney Spears!" Dean yelled, startled, he jolted from his seat.
"Dude, you dreaming about Britney Spears?" Sam laughed "you know shes bald right?"
"It wasn't a dream Sammy" he was terrified "it was a nightmare" he was serious.
"Okaaaaaay" Sam said "you gotta back off those M&Ms man, they're giving you nightmares"
Dean still didn't reply, he was staring out the window. Sam wondered what the dream was or if he even wanted to know about it. Dean was busy contemplating on his dream when he heard a swooshing sound and then a rollercoaster came by. He jumped at his seat, hitting his head on the roof. He frantically went outside slamming his baby's door. He winced, regretting his action. He stared at the huge rollercoaster taking loops with people screaming, his hands were shaking a bit. Sam however, was laughing at his brother's terrified face.
"It's called Superman Ultimate Flight" Sam said in between laughs. Dean stared at him with confusion and anger "the ride Dean" he could see his brother's blood boil.
He knew Dean wasn't really fond of flying and he knew rollercoasters were in some way a form of flying. He loved seeing his brother like this, it was a rare sight to see Dean Winchester petrified. Another swooshing sound and the rollercoaster went pass them again. Dean once again cursed, not knowing that a kid was staring at him.
"Dude?" Sam gestured to the innocent child.
"Oh" he said and shrugged.
However, the kid's mom didn't approve his choice of words and threw a hotdog at Dean and walked away.
"Sam, where the HELL are we and why are we here?" he asked while brushing off the sauerkraut off his shoulder.
"We're in Jackson, New Jersey in Six Flags and I'm meeting someone"
"Well since you are meeting someone, I'm leaving" Dean said while searching for his keys in his pockets. 'Where is it?'
"Looking for this?" Sam said slyly while jingling the keys at his brother's face.
"You son of a bitch" he was jumping up and down reaching for his keys which Sam was holding above his head.
People started to stare at them.
"I'm older give me that!" Dean yelled.
"I'm taller," Sam taunted "and you're coming with me" he saw beads of sweat streaming down Dean's face and laugh "dude, leave your jacket you look like you've just gone swimming"
"Bite me"
Dean reluctantly left his jacket and as he was taking it off, it revealed his muscular form, the girls passing by whistled at him. 'This might not be that bad' he thought. That was until a guy was eyeing him, he shivered. A guy was just checking him out. Sam laughed at his brother and went to the ticket booth. After they had their tickets, they went in. Sam searched for the person he was meeting for a few minutes. Later, he found her standing by the fountain. Dean saw her too.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Dean said, he was a bit shocked "her Sam? Her?!"
"Yeah her! Shes my girlfriend. Gosh! Is it so wrong to see her?" Sam said a little irritated.
"It's just that…"
"She busts your chops? You guys act like your brother and sister!" Sam cut him off.
She waved to them. Sam was now fast walking towards her, he couldn't wait.
"She's the one that starts it!" Dean said defensively.
Sam was now in front of her. He hugged and lifted her up. He gave her a long deep kiss. It's been long since they've seen each other. She knew what their job was and understood their situation. The boys saved her a year ago from a malevolent spirit. After their hunt, she and Sam had developed a close bond and pretty soon, they started dating. It was difficult to be away from each other but they knew that they were always there for each other. Sam let her down on her feet slowly.
"Hey baby" Sam said with a wide smile on his face.
"Hey" she bit her lip.
"Oh god, you guys make me gag" Dean whined.
"Dean" she said staring at him straight in the eye.
"Erin" he matched her tone.
"Come here you big lug!" she grabbed him into a tight hug and Dean returned it. They soon released each other.
"Sam, check my back!" Dean said frantically, pointing to his back "there better not be a "Spank My Ass" sign on my back missy" Dean said to Erin.
"Oh come on, that was once" she said.
The boys eyed her.
"Okay, maybe twice."
The boys eyed her again.
"Alright! I did it three times…Lighten up"
"Lighten up Erin? Lighten up?!?! May I remind you that the last time you pulled that prank, people did spank my ass, but not just spank Erin," he was fuming, Sam and Erin just laughed at his sudden outburst "some of them grabbed my ass!!" he sighed, trying to calm down "I think I needed therapy after that"
"An old lady actually offered him butt massages" Sam said to Erin, they were laughing even more.
"Erin!" A girl called out.
She was coming out of the bathroom. She had black, layered shoulder length hair. She wore a gray AC/DC shirt with jeans and converses. She jogged up to them. Erin saw how Dean looked at her friend and she smacked him upside the head.
"Hey!" she greeted cheerfully.
"Sam, Dean, this is Ina, my roommate" Erin introduced. She shook the boys' hands and smiled at them.
'Hmm, she looks young but definitely….' Dean thought "Ow!" his inner thoughts were interrupted when Erin smacked his head again.
"So," Ina said "I'm gonna go get the fast lane" and then she walked away heading to a booth. Dean was obviously checking her out.
"Dean!" Erin said sternly.
"What?" he replied clearly annoyed.
"Don't corrupt her"
"What?" he acted confused.
"Dean Winchester! Don't give me that crap! You were checking her out!"
"And? Whats wrong about that?" he grinned.
"No Dean, shes young and shes like a sister to me"
"Define young"
"6 years younger than you"
"So? She's 20, at least shes legal" he said eyeing Ina again, she was heading back to them.
"Dean!" she sighed "just keep your hands to yourself"
"I'll try" he said mischievously
"Sam! Help me out here!" Erin pleaded
"I'm not getting in to this" Sam replied.
Ina was now back in the group with the fast lane in her right hand.
"Okay, first ride is the Superman Ultimate Flight" she said
"Wait, we're going on rides?" Dean asked nervously "like as in roller coaster rides?" he made a looping motion with his hand, imitating a rollercoaster.
"Yeah Dean…rides" Sam said with a smile.
"You're not scared…are you Dean?" Erin was smirking.
Dean glanced to his left where Ina stood. He didn't want to look like a chicken in front of her.
"No I'm not, come on lets go" he tried his best trying not to sound scared.
Sam put his arm around Erin's waist and they started to head to the first ride. Dean and Ina were behind them, following close by. Dean was a nervous wreck inside. He tried to hide it, he wouldn't allow himself to look like a sissy on front of her, not now, not ever. He started to hum Metallica to calm his nerves. Ina looked up at him and smiled. His palms became sweaty and he rubbed it on his jeans to dry them off.
It was going to be a long day for Dean Winchester….