This is for all of the people who love Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging. this is the American version. Have fun!

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A Note From The Author.

Hello to all of my readers! Thank you for taking this time to point and laugh at my life.

So maybe I fell down the stairs at my own party. That's ok life goes on right?

Maybe I wasn't the coolest person in the class.But I swear I didn't really wear those glasses..

And everybody at one time or another gets detention for playing paper, rock, scissors...

Thanks Again,

Jme

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An explaination of my life..

Family:

My mother.: So my Mother is crazy. What can you do? The only part that sucks is that she is more popular than I am..

My Dad: One of my best friends. I swear when he calls me Airhead its him being affectionate...

My brother.: You will find out. The only thing that I will tell you is that he got his foot cut off when he was little. I think his brain was in his foot..

Pets:

KC: One of the most evil cats you will ever know. I really think she is a dog stuck in a cat's body..

Goober: This is the retarded cat. I think that we are soul-mates..

Squiggy: This is the favorite cat. he is a little butthead. he pretty much has everyone but me whipped.. I see his evil ways..

WE Have fish but I don't think that you want me to go into that...

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My friends:

Alyssa: So she is a bit weird. no big deal though. she is a terrible SNL and Monty Python freak.. Just don't mention The Holy Grail in her presense or you will get an hour long lecture about how it was the worse movie ever created..

Nicole: You'll see..

Melissa: One of my new found friends. She is really nice and smart. she doesn't fit into this story..

Aaron: Just think of Jack off of Will and Grace... ^.*

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Enemies:

Jim: You will see..

Ben. B.: My, Nicole's and another friend's ex. for some reason everytime we are all together he shows up. its one of those weird freak of nature things..

One of the biggest enemies of all is Steven..

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Teachers:

Wyckoff: One of the coolest teachers that you could ever meet.

Mrs Lainhart (Smily): if you are afraid of smily faces stay away from this woman..

Mrs Hughes: Another one of the coolest teachers that you could ever meet. she is my art teacher.

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My Glossary:

Tootles: A greeting that I use..

Monkey or Banana: Just responses that I have to everything.

AIM: AOL Instant Messanger. If you don't know what that is you are sad...

Guard: Winterguard. Okay we spin flags, rifles, and sabres.. There is nothing else that I can say about that..

Stubby: My brother's left foot.

T.M.: Text messaging...

Pot: .. Doobies...

Doobies: Mary Jane.

Mary Jane: If you don't know what this is you are pathetic and shouldn't read this.. Unless if you arent from America..

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I think that you are ready to enter the world of my life. you need to be warned.. Once you enter. you can never come back..

Tootles,

Jme

I am sorry if I offended anyone in making this but hey if you don't like what you read don't read it! Especially if you don't know what you are talking about.....