*weird whistle sounding intro music*
Daddy says; you're growing up to be a big douche, Caillou.
I'm just a kid who's four,
I just like watching porn,
In my ass lives some corn,
I'm Caillou.
So many bitches to do,
Each day is someone new,
I like drenching their vag's in poo,
I'm Caillou.
My cancer-filled balls are growing,
Changing each day,
But when girls call me "daddy" I know I'm okay
Life really ain't that tough,
Especially when it's filled with sluts,
And I'm also into butt stuff,
I'm Caillou.
Caillou,
Fuck you,
Caillou,
I'm Caillou…
I like weed!69