Okay, so I am Athena daughter of Zeus Dared me, and me being me, can't say no to a dare! So, here's a one-shot about that dare! In third person!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own PJO or HoO

Travis grumbled as he stalked towards the Aphrodite cabin. He'd just been dared and he didn't exactly like what he had to do.

All the way, he dreaded what was going to happen. As he reached the door, it opened, revealing Piper McLean, daughter of Aphrodite. "Hey, Piper!" Travis said nervously.

"Travis!" Piper exclaimed in surprise. "What are you doing here?"

"I need your help," he glanced around to see no one looking. When he turned back, he whispered in her ear what he needed.

Piper's eyes widened in amusement and she ushered him inside.

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By the time Travis walked out of the Aphrodite cabin, he was pretty hard to recognize. He wore a mini skirt, a tube top and the worst of all, makeup.

However, it was going to get worse as he trudged up to the Big House with his CD player. Around him, campers stopped to stare and he could see Kayla, daughter of Apollo, Charlie, daughter of Poseidon, Annabeth, Thalia, Connor, Lou Ellen and every one of his friends holding their cameras up and recording him.

Travis grumbled something that sounded like, "Go away," They didn't.

He reached the Big House and found Chiron and Mr. D. They both looked up at him as he approached and their eyes widened in amusement, just like Piper's had. Good to know you find this amusing, Travis grumbled. But instead of saying it, he put on a smile and said, "Hi," in a girly voice.

He turned and put down the CD player and hit the play button. Immediately, I'm Sexy and I know it started playing and Travis danced with.

Afterwards, he stood there, waiting for their reactions.

Chiron was the first and clapped a little uncertainly. "Travis," he said nervously. "Are you feeling alright? Are the bricks Kayla keep throwing at you hurting you?"

Travis pouted. "Aren't I sexy enough? I work out!" he demanded in a girly voice.

Mr. D opened his mouth. "Well, if you wanted to tell us that you want to be a girl, Trivi, you could've just said so and not bothered us." His voice was, as usual, bored.

Travis smiled in statisfaction and turned. "I DARE YOU TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE SEXIER THAN ME, BITCHES!"