A/N: I've decided to start posting the random Cars drabbles I have been writing for different people (with their permission, of course). Some of these stories are gifts, some are trades, some I owe, and some are by request (if I am in a generous mood). The way I write a drabble is this: I take 2-3 characters (preferably canon) and 3 random words. I then incorporate all of that into a single short story of 100-1,000 words.

Please R&R and be warned, some drabbles contain higher ratings than others. All are welcome to submit a drabble request, although I make no guarantees that I will write anything. To request a drabble, simply send a review listing 2-3 Cars characters plus 3 random words. I will notify you ASAP if I accept your request.



Drabble for Amethyst
Characters: Luigi & Guido
3 random words: internet, afro, rabbit
Rating: T for adult content

"Jackasselope"



Luigi and Guido exchanged curious looks as they passed the laughing crowd at Flo's.

"Hey Guido!" said Lightning. "Nice video on Youtube!"

Guido blinked and turned to Luigi. "Che cosa?"

The Fiat blushed and drove quickly to his tire shop.

Later that night while Guido was surfing the Internet for Ferrari porn, he was shocked to stumble upon a video of himself in his red, white and green afro, hopping around like a rabbit and flashing the camera.

Luigi, who was asleep in the next room, sang like an opera star when Guido crammed a tire iron up his tailpipe.

THE END


A/N: Yeah, I know this one was super short. In fact, it's exactly 100 words. Some of the other drabbles I have are much longer and (hopefully) more entertaining. Please stay tuned!