A/N: In our school's anime club, one of the moderators challenged me to write a drabble a day for the days up to Christmas. I have written all of them for up to now, and I am only going to post a few because not all are allowed on this site. XD Yeah, my bad. There are a variety of different fandoms, and this one just happened to be FMA and Ed doesn't like the phone as much as he used to, and Roy is up to his tricks again.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist (C) Hiromu Arakawa
Calling
by Mint Pizza Queen
The moment Roy entered the front door, he found himself lying flat on his back and the backs of his knees feeling tender. The back of his skull had developed a dull throb to it, and--wait, was the ceiling falling up?
Nope. He was just sliding on the floor.
In actuality, someone was dragging him, but who?
"You fucking bastard," Ah, that would be Edward. "Do you realize how many times your photomaniac friend called the house today!?" Something heavy landed on his chest as he raised himself up in a fruitless attempt to sitting position.
Edward glared at him hotly. "Hughes just loooooooves to talk. Why he called here today is beyond me because he knows you were working today."
Roy shrugged. "I don't know why either, how--"
Ring.
Ed grabbed the receiver and spat into the phone. "What now!?"
"Hiyah, Ed! My, it seems everytime I call you the phone suddenly--"
CLICK.
Ed glared.
Roy shrugged innocently. "I had no part in it."
"Uh huh, I bet you paid him to call me. You know, it's very hard to get any organizing done when that thing is ringing off the--"
Ring.
Ed bolted, leaving Roy behind.
The phone rang again and finally, Roy answered it. "Hello?"
"So Roy, did you manage to get some shopping done today?"
Roy smirked into the phone. "Oh yeah. And I plan to give him an early present as soon as possible."
"Didn't really want to know that part, but okay then."
Roy was about to hang up when an idea clicked. "Hey, Hughes."
"Yeah?"
"Think you could get Ed out of the house next weekend?"