A/N: In our school's anime club, one of the moderators challenged me to write a drabble a day for the days up to Christmas. I have written all of them for up to now, and I am only going to post a few because not all are allowed on this site. There are a variety of different fandoms, and this one just happened to be FMA and Ed is up to his own tricks now. XP

Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist (C) Hiromu Arakawa

Streaker
by Mint Pizza Queen

It was pure bliss.

The soothing water relaxed his achy muscles. The bubbles in the bath tickled his nose. The mysterious set of hands working up his thigh were--

--Wait a minute.

"HOLY SHIT!" Roy sprung out of the bathtub and grab the closest item, which happened to be a hand mirror, and held it just above his groin.

A sopping blonde head rose out of the water, and Edward sneered at him with a sort of evil satisfaction. "What's the matter, Roy? I thought you were enjoying your bath." Ed eyed the mirror. "What's with the mirror?"

Roy slunk towards the closet and opened the door to provide himself a shield. "Eh, Ed! I thought you wouldn't get home until after six. Weren't you and Alphonse doing something at the library?"

The blonde demon slithered across the tiled floor. "My dear, sweet, loving younger brother allowed me to leave. He offered to up the anty and finish my part of the research." The demon grabbed onto the door and closed it hastily. He grinned.

Roy could've sworn he saw a tongue slither out, and my, were those fangs?

"Well, uh--that's very nice of your brother. I guess you owe him one, right?"

"Yessssss..."

"Ed, please don't do that," It's mildly freaking me out.

Edward curled around one of Roy's legs and smirked at him. "Well, since I'm home..." Roy cringed. "...and you're out of the tub..." Roy began to shake his leg in a futile attempt to rid himself of the beast. "...then that means we can..." Wait a minute, was Ed offering a heaven-sent blessing of an all out playnight in bed? "...decorate!"

Roy kicked Ed across the bathroom, sprinted across the room, and dove out the window.

A shriek sounded, followed by a voice calling out "Roy Mustang is streaking!"