"Kim, I want ice cream!"
"You know, Jerry, for someone who has the flu, you seem not at all sick."
"What are you talking about, Kim? I'm sick. Listen."
"Okay, okay! I get it. You're sick, just stop coughing. If you keep doing that the guys might think I'm trying to kill you."
"So, can I get that ice cream?"
"What? No! Just because you're sick doesn't mean you can have ice cream for breakfast."
"But I'm hungry and my throat hurts!"
"I made you soup!"
"I already said my throat hurts, I don't want your soup making it worse."
"Hey! My cooking is perfectly fine and so is my soup."
"I am not eating something that moves, Kim."
"Jerry."
"Kim."
"Just eat the damn soup, you big baby!"
"No!"
"You know that pout won't work on me. I'm proud to say that I am immune to the Jerry Martinez pout."
"…"
"Hey Kim, you love me, right?"
"Yes, Jerry, I love you. Now eat the soup."
"If you love me, you wouldn't make me eat the moving soup."
".."
"KIM! IT JUST MOVED! IT WINKED AT ME!"
"My soup did not wink at you, Jerry. Stop being a baby."
"No."
"Fine, I'm going to leave."
"WAIT! Kim! No!"
"So eat the damn soup."
"Kimmie, swearing is not good for you."
"Jerry, you being an annoying pain is not good for me either. Now eat the damn soup and be a man."
"Hey! I am a man!"
"Well, it doesn't seem like it."
"You want me to prove that I'm a man?"
"JERRY! PUT YOUR PANTS DOWN!"
"You needed proof."
"…"
"Kim?"
"…"
"Kimmie?"
"…"
"Blondie?"
"…"
"Oh great ruler of the planet I'm-going-to-karate-chop-you-if-you-don't-obey-me?"
"…"
"Fine! I'll eat your stupid soup!"
"…"
"I finished everything! Look!"
"HA! You ate my soup! I WIN!"
"What? You did that on purpose?"
"Duh, Jerry."
"… I hate you."
"No, you don't. You wouldn't have eaten my soup if you didn't love me."
"… I thought you were quiet because I showed you my thing."
"Oh please, Martinez, I've seen bigger things that your thing."
"Don't lie to me. My thing is definitely bigger than any one else's."
"Yeah, okay. Whatever helps you sleep at night."
"You hurt my feelings, Kim."
".. Jerry?"
"…"
"Oh, Jerry!"
"…"
"Jerry, are you crying?"
"…"
"Oh my God, Jerry, I'm so sorry!"
"…"
"I didn't mean it!"
"… So my thing is bigger than everybody else's?"
"Yes, Jerry, your thing is bigger."
"You still hurt my feelings, Kimmie."
"I'm sorry?"
"If you get me ice cream I might consider forgiving you."
".. Seriously?"
"And I'll love you more than I love dancing!"
"That's a lot of love, Jerry."
"I know. So will you give me that ice cream?"
"Fine.."
"Make sure it's-"
"Chocolate and vanilla with tons of rainbow sprinkles. I know, Jerry, I know."
"…"
"Yay! My ice cream!"
"You're welcome, Jerry."
"Thanks, Kim."
"…"
"Kim.. I think my ice cream moved!"
"AH! IT WINKED AT ME!"