A/N: In our school's anime club, one of the moderators challenged me to write a drabble a day for the days up to Christmas. I have written all of them for up to now, and I am only going to post a few because not all are allowed on this site. There are a variety of different fandoms, and this one just happened to be BLEACH and Kon is being an ass. Forgive the OOCness.
Disclaimer: BLEACH (C) Tite Kubo
Hidden Valley
by Mint Pizza Queen
Rukia adjusted the hat on her head and smiled at her reflection in the mirror. "Ichigo, what is this device again?"
"It's a Christmas hat."
"Ah," She batted at the little puffball at the end of it. "I am truly delighted to participate in your festivities. For as long as I can remember, I never even remember such a holiday existing." She picked up a bag and headed for the bathroom. "I am going to change into my costume. Be back in a few minutes."
Ichigo turned a page in a magazine. "Yeah, sure whatever."
A few minutes later, and he was interrupted from his much wanted reading.
"Ichigo..."
"Whaaaaat?" He drawled, looking up from the book only to drop it, as well as his jaw, in shock. "Wha--wha--what the hell are you wearing!?"
Rukia adjusted the slim and quite revealing top slightly, allowing more cleavage to show. "What? Do you not like it? Kon said it was natural for every female to wear the same outfit for the holidays. Was I supposed to wait until then?"
Ichigo's eye twitched. "Uh, no. Girls don't--normally wear that for Christmas. Kon duped you."
The girl gave him a blank stare.
There was an awkward silence.
Then suddenly...
"GOD BLESS THE HEAVENLY LORD! THE HIDDEN VALLEY HAS BEEN UNCOVERED!" The familiar plush pervert bounded across the floor and dove at Rukia and nestled into her exposed chest. "Aaaah, I love Christmas."
Rukia grabbed the stuffed animal and threw it on the ground, then turned and stomped away.
Of course, before leaving she had stomped on him a few times, lecturing all the while about stop being a pervert and there is no freaking valley on her chest, thank you very much.