I'm still on the Randall Boggs train, but I'm heading into the Mike Wazoski cab for a bit cuz' Rex's all tuckered out from all the fun he's having with Uncle Randy, plus I love seeing MU Mike and Randy as a couple, they're so adorable and the fan art's an instant heart warmer. Hope you all enjoy my sappy fluff on our favorite adorkable lizard monster!


~Adorkable Sweetness~

Randy wipes the sweat from his scaly forehead, putting the finishing touches on what's possibly one of his sweetest confectionery desserts to date, using the pink icing pen to write out the name of his beloved onto the cake, sighing contently as he thought of his cute roommate, that single eye of his lover filled with infinite amounts of love, admiration, and understanding for the shy little lizard monster.

Being a nerd was one thing, but also a homosexual monster he would've thought this would've isolated him further from the other monsters. It didn't help that most gay monsters weren't shy and nervous jumpy lizards that disappear upon being startled. It wasn't really the best trait to have when looking for companionship. However, all that went away upon meeting Mike Wazoski and joining Oozma Kappa, who acted a surrogate family to him, accepting him for who he is and giving him the friendship and acceptance he's always yearned for, along with hooking up with his roommate and best friend.

Mike, whom he affectionately calls Mikey is the best boyfriend he can ask for. Randy thought he kept his sexuality hidden, though being so jumpy and also spending most of his time with the smaller green monster made staying subtle hard. He's a genius, very funny with his unique sense of humor. And he's so adorable too. It all culminating in them going on their first date not even a month after meeting. The date wasn't anything to fancy, just a simple dinner date. It's the most two teenage monsters can do being college students with not much money, but to Randy, it was perfect. Their hands intertwined together, Mike's fingers pressing into his scales, and their lips connecting made the fireworks go off in both of them, especially when Mike remarks just how cute he is. The cuddling back at the dorm made him feel like he's on cloud nine.

The relationship's so meaningful, it's pretty much just a full blown blissful trip. Mike's a very loving monster, but not clingy and gives the lizard monster his personal space. The hand holding also helped give him a serious confidence boost, it makes him feel better about himself and shows him that he's got somebody with him, someone who loves him. Mike seems too cool for the likes of him, but the green cyclopes doesn't care, he's happy with him and even at times, boldly kisses the lizard out in the hallways. By monsters, it sure felt good, Randy almost forgot about the other monsters looking and returns the kiss, with his long forked tongue slowly sliding into his partner's mouth. The wildest they got was making out behind the bleachers and Randy was the one who took the lead with it, even surprising himself that he's even bold enough to start something so crazy.

"It makes me wonder when we'll do the thing...?" Randall mutters to himself, his face heating up, with his scales taking on a pinkish color.

The thought of it excited him, yet made him so nervous at the same. He wasn't ready for it and neither was Mike, though he did have to admit his glasses would mist over if he saw Mike more exposed, with thoughts like that making his body heat up. He takes a couple deep breathes, before grabbing the whipped cream and strawberries, finishing the sweet cake he's making while chuckling to himself, grateful he didn't get too hot.

"You sure do like taking your sweet time, Randy. It doesn't bother me though since the view is great from behind here." said Mike as he entered the kitchen, being a little flirtatious with his boyfriend, seeing that Randy's wearing the apron he got for him too.

Mike's looking at his rear! His rear end! If Randy wasn't blushing furiously now, he's probably redder than the most ripened tomatoes in the school greenhouses. Gosh, if he wasn't so flustered right now, he'd probably end up jumping out of his skin right now.

"Mike, what did I say about sneaking up on me?! You've got me redder than I've ever been!" jumped Randy, turning around as he put on a playful glare at his lover, his eyes narrowing from behind his glasses.

"It's not my fault you're the most adorable monster around, Randy. You can't blame me with you showing off that cute scaly hide of yours." grinned Mike, wolf whistling at his blushing beloved. "I see you're wearing the apron too, it looks good on you. Real good."

Randall's apron was pink with the lettering 'Kiss the Monster' sewn into the fabric with a familiar cyclops monster design on the garment. He loved it though, the fact alone his lover got it for him and even picked out something so silly yet beautiful at the same time made the monster feel the butterflies in his stomach fluttering. He'd never be caught in public wearing it though.

"You're lucky your comment didn't make me ruin the cake I'm making, Mikey." replied Randy, just as Mike walked over to him and kissing him sweetly on those soft purple lips of his, his hands intertwining with his lover's as they kiss so sweetly.

Letting out a soft purr, Randy wraps his tail around Mike's leg, with Mike withdrawing his hands and wrapping them snugly around the lizard monster's neck, deepening the kiss as he let out a small moan while lovingly gazing into the emerald eyes of his sweetheart. Randy took the lead, kissing him more deeper, his fork-like tongue slipping inside, rubbing against his lover's braces, before exploring every part of his mouth.

"Looks like you're being bolder tonight, Randy, eh?" remarked Mike, diving deep into the kiss with his lover, pressing himself into Randy's scaly underbelly, the feel of it was almost euphoric in nature.

"You really are something else, Mikey, getting me like this." growled Randy, pressing his lips against his lover's face, with Mike laughing as he ran his fingers along the lizard monster's scaly back, pressing his fingers into his scales.

Wow, that feels so incredible. Mike's fingers rubbed the top of his scales, his fingers pressing into the small gaps in his skin, caressing and massaging him, with Randy letting out a low groan in pleasure, his mouth open, with his wickedly fork tongue hanging out. He then reaches up to scratch at his chin, with Randy's oh so adorable purring happening, grasping his lover in his arms, using all four of them to keep his love close.

"Please don't stop, Mikey! It feels so nice!" purred Randy in pleasure, panting softly as he felt Mike's hands move from his neck down to his scaly chest, feeling the heat also rising within him. Mike's so good at this, he felt like putty in his lover's arms.

Reaching up, Mike presses into Randy, their lips locking once again. He loves the feel of his lizard lover's smooth, soft, but also firm feeling scales. He moves lower down his very long torso, running his fingers up and down his long form, delicately tracing along his scales as he began rubbing his belly, with Randy squirming and even giggling at the sensation from his lover.

"Thanks for the belly rub, Mikey!" giggled Randy, squirming in his boyfriend's sweet sensual touch, gasping as he felt Mike slurping softly on his smooth lips, a heartfelt whine escaping his mouth as he felt his heart melting in their embrace.

Taking a moment, Mike slowly pulls away from Randy, only for the little lizard boy to blush a bright shade of pink, with Mike giggling at how cute he looks in pink, his apron blending perfectly in with his new colors. Deciding to try something, Randy pushes Mike against the wall, a lustful gleam in his eyes as he ran his smooth tongue along the smaller monster's neck, the rough feel of the tongue sending shivers down the smaller monster's spine as gently bites him there, nibbling and sucking on his neck.

"That feel good, Mikey? I hope it lets you know just how I feel about you." blushed Randy, gently kissing Mike's neck as he felt like he's like he's engulfed with a heavenly sensation unlike anything he's ever felt before.

Maybe he is ready for it. He didn't honestly know really, but it felt so electric licking Mike's neck like that. He was worried though how he'd stack up to performing, though Mike's intense love in his single eye washed all those doubt away in an instant. Mike reaches out and kisses him again, with Randy kissing him back with everything he's got, pressing into him as Mike clung onto him as they kissed.

"Have I ever told you how cute you are when you start that purring?" came Mike's voice as they broke the kiss, gasping for air as they pant softly. "You're so darn hot, you know that?"

"Me? Hot? I don't think I'd be one of those guys you see on the face of a magazine though." commented Randy, blushing even more, with Mike reaching up and scratching him behind his head, the adorable purring starting back up again.

"For a dork, you're really cute and very cuddly, especially when it comes to when you're asleep." giggled Mike, kissing his snout and then kissing him fully on his lips. "You're the perfect dork and the most adorable monster around. You're adorkable!"

An adorable dork? Originally, Randy wouldn't want to be labeled as a dork, but since accepting himself, he doesn't care if he's a dork or not, he's got a lover and the greatest friends a monster can ask for. He didn't care about being cool anymore, he could careless what others thought of him and saw the likes of Sullivan and Johnny as arrogant and dumb jerks.

Giggling, Randy had to smile at Mike. He's a very cute monster for sure, but his lover's very adorable. He adjusts his glasses, kissing Mike on his head, nuzzling him, with Mike gently squeezing his hands, before giving him a very warming hug. He relaxes into the hug, snuggling into Randy's scaly chest. He's never been this happy in his life, he's got such a goofy grin on his face.

"Why so happy, Randy? You gonna kiss me again?" asked Mike, kissing Randy even more, pulling him closer. "I love it when you kiss me."

"Mikey, you have no idea how happy I am! I'm one happy lizard monster!" giggled Randy with delight, kissing back with just as much passion and love in his kisses.

Randy then scoops Mike into his arms and gives him the biggest hug ever, pressing the small cyclops monster into his scaly chest, his tail lovingly wrapping around his legs as he rests his head on top of his lover's. He felt his love snuggling closer to him, his own arms wrapping snugly around his scaly waist, keeping them incredibly cozy as they snuggle each other in their loving hug.

'I love you, my beloved Randy." sighed Mike though all the blissful affection, looking at Randy and capturing him in another hot kiss.

"I love you too, Mikey. You really are my sweet little lover." giggled Randy, returning the kiss as he strokes Mike's head playfully. "I had better finish up on your cake, but we can continue in the living room."

Grinning, Mike gave Randy another kiss, before kissing him allover his face, leaving the poor lizard monster blissfully love struck. Randy's eyes turned into hearts, as he mutters something cutely, leaning against Mike, with the smaller monster laughing and patting him on his scaly back, rubbing his fingers in on his scales, the sweet purring he's letting out.

He kept Randy from falling until the lizard monster recovers from all that kissing. He laughs as he smiles warmly at Mike, who grins at him and kisses him on his snout, before rising up and grabbing the cake off the counter, as he puts on the last touches for it and then removes his apron, letting it rest on one of the chairs.

He then presents the cake to Mike, who looks at Randy with love in his eyes. It was an ice cream cake that Randy had spent almost the whole day whipping up, he made it as a celebration of their six month anniversary, but he also saved up to purchase something special for his beloved. He smiles when he felt Mike grabbing his hand, as they head into the living space of their dorm.

The cake was placed on the table, with Mike and Randy snuggling together on the couch, with the lizard wrapping his tail snugly around his lover's left leg. Mike grabs the knife and gets himself and his lover two pieces to enjoy. Mike takes a bite of the cake, getting icing and whipped cream on his face, with Randy laughing at how cute he looked.

"You sure you want to go onto being a Scarer, Randy? You make some pretty good cakes, that's for sure!" grinned Mike, eating one of the strawberries as he takes another bite from the cake. "You really are a natural baker!"

Lots of monsters would say baking cupcakes was totally uncool or something a loser would do. However, Randy didn't care what the other monsters thought of him. He loved baking cupcakes, it brought a smile to his face when he's baking, with him even shedding a couple tears when he's appreciated for his baking talents and what he makes is also very yummy.

"If us being Scarers doesn't workout, we can always go into the baking business." smiled Randy, hugging Mike tightly to his scaly chest as he kisses him again.

"You really are one amazing monster, Randy. I still can't believe I almost told you to lose the glasses when we first met." replied Mike, pulling Randy close while kissing back, stroking his cute fronds as he hugged his head cutely.

"Why didn't you? They remain visible when I turn invisible and it gives me away to everyone." questioned Randy, wondering where Mike's going with this.

"They make you look even more adorable, that's why!" laughed Mike, reaching up as he gently pokes the bridge on his glasses, and kisses him on the cheek, his scales turning bright pink again. "You're the cutest monster alive, Randy, no-one's more adorable than you!"

Randy laughs with his lover as he smiles warmly. He never thought he'd be this happy, Mike Wazoski's truly something else. He's adorkable as all get out, yet this cyclops loves him with all his heart and soul, as he reaches over to grab something, deciding it's time for Mike's second gift,

"I'm gonna be blushing till morning from all that flattery, Mikey!" giggled Randy, before presenting Mike with a beautifully wrapped box with a red bow on it. "I hope you like it, I spent a pretty penny on this for you."

Randy's really the best boyfriend ever, going out of his way to get his boyfriend a present, regardless of how expensive the item might be. Removing the bow, Mike pulls the paper off and slowly removes the lid, revealing a metallic purple necklace with the likeness of a purple lizard with beautiful emerald green eyes, with three fronds on the head. It reminded him of Randy and it was beautiful, though not as beautiful as the real one.

"Wow... It's beautiful, Randy!" gasped Mike, taking the necklace from the box and admiring it's beauty, it sparkled in the light as he wipes tears from his eye. "I love it! I'll never take it off!"

Letting out a happy cry, Randy wrapped himself snugly around Mike in one of the tightest yet most loving hugs he can muster, crying with absolute joy as he helps his lover get the necklace on. Mike then places his hand on Randy's scaly chest, and grabbing his other hand, gently squeezing it as he looks at Randy with such intense love present in his eyes, both of them crying in pure joy, as they heard their hearts beating in rhythmic fashion.

Randy blushes cutely as Mike looks at him so lovingly, kissing his sweet lover's soft lips once more. "My heart will be forever yours, even when death does us part."

Randy's eyes widen at Mike's words he spoke from within his heart and he wasn't hiding any emotion neither, telling him right from his heart how he felt and that the shy lizard monster's his soulmate, the one he'll be with forever, even when both of them are no longer around, they'll still be eternally together. He cried in joy, with tears pouring down his cheeks as he took Randy's hand, placing it on his chest.

"And mine will forever be yours, my sweet Mikey, my love." Randy whispered as he looks into that single beautiful eye that sparkled. Mike smiled and leaned in. "I love you, Mike."

Mike then captured his lips and slides his hand onto Randy's, intertwining their fingers, as the lizard monster embraces his smaller lover using all four of his arms, along with his tail, pressing both of their bodies in a warming embrace, with both of them feeling like they've become engulfed by the warmest and softest blanket in the world. Mike snuggles into his lover's chest, hugging him close with one arm while holding the other with such passionate love.

"I love you so much too, Randy..." Mike choked out from his joyful tears as he kisses him with all he's got. Randy just smiled and held him close and tight, loving him as their hearts beat together as one.

"Even when death does us part, Mikey, I will only love you." smiled Randy, kissing Mike so deeply and with such intense passion, the smaller monster clung to him and refused to let go, hugging Randy extremely tight, almost protectively.

Love filled the room, everything was silent except for the sweet moaning and muffled cries of two souls forever bonded to each other as one, both vowing to never let go of the other, staying together as they've bonded in the most loving of ways. An adorkable lizard and funny cyclops, all that matters to them in this one moment is each other and being together is all they ever want.

The end.


Is it crazy that I wanna marry Randall in my dreams as my monster form persona? Or that if he were to emerge from my closet, I'd befriend him cuz' what's better than having a cute lizard monster with the abilities of a chameleon and also getting to enjoy his company, even if he's not looking for a friend at the moment. I sure do love that adorable lizard monster! :) Hope you guys enjoyed my latest fic on our favorite purple lizard. BeastlyBat93, signing off!