MULTIVERSE THEORY
Any and all events are happening at the same time including variances of those events. An event that everybody know can change with just one small detail.
"Have you heard the rumors going around? They all make it seem like we're in a relationship." Kaguya said, the teapot in her hands dipping towards their cups.
"They're at that age. Pay them no mind." Miyuki replied, looking off into the sunset.
"I'm not too familiar with these matters anyways…" Kaguya said as she passes the teacup to Miyuki.
Hmph, me dating Shinomiya?
Hmph, me dating the President?
Like it would happen. But if she would confess to me…
Like it would happen. But if he would confess to me…
The two started chuckling under their breaths.
I wouldn't mind.*
*Details were omitted due to the Author's laziness.
"Hey, would you guys-" Fujiwara suddenly entered into the room! "... Why are you guys chuckling?"
The pair stopped and look at her.
"Nothing."
Fujiwara looked between them with a curious look. "That sure wasn't nothing, are you two hiding something from me?"
A panicked expression appeared on their faces.
If I tell Fujiwara what I was thinking about Shinomiya then she would just tell her!
If I tell Fujiwara what I was thinking about the President then she would just tell him!
I can't allow that to happen!
The Battle at the Student Council. Begin!
"Fujiwara-san, we still have papers that need to passed to one of the sport clubs. Would you please bring that to them?" Miyuki piled up random papers on the table.
"Um, President, I just did that. Also those papers are talking about the Mass Media Club." Fujiwara stood next to him.
WHEN DID SHE GET SO CLOSE?!
Fujiwara passed Shirogane's sonar!
"Fujiwara-san, would you please getting us some new coffee beans? I believe we ran out yesterday." Kaguya placed the teapot onto the table and went to look at the cabinet with all of the coffee beans.
Fujiwara looked back at Kaguya. "That's why I was out yesterday remember? I was getting coffee beans!"
THEN WHERE ARE THEY?!
Fujiwara passed Kaguya's minefield!
"Seriously guys, what's happening here?" Fujiwara walked in between of them and waved her arms wildly.
Is she minicking a chicken?
"Nothing!" The two looked away from each other. Fujiwara looked at them rapidly again and then placed her hands on both of their arms.
"I know! You two heard about the rumors." Fujiwara's bright smile made Kaguya's eyes go black and the President's bags go even deeper. "You two are just embarrassed from them aren't you?"
"Of course not, Fujiwara-san!" Miyuki held his head high. "What kind of people would we be if we even entertained of the idea of me and-"
A volley from the Shirogane!
Wait, what if Shinomiya takes that seriously? Then I would lose my chance..!
"Yes!" Kaguya was too disturbed from Fujiwara's words that she didn't think through the President's words immediately! "It would be embarrassing to even think about me and the President… together…"
A volley from the Shinomiya!
Wait, what if the President took that seriously? Then I would lose my chance…!
Fujiwara just holded her arms and pouted. "Well, you two are quite flustered from that so I take both of your words as null."
NULL?!
Both volleys missed.
"You two are clearly thinking about each other," Fujiwara pulled each other's hands together. "So I'm going to leave you like this and I'm going to get out to get those Media Club papers to the right place." Fujiwara's eyes grew dark. "If I don't see you two together when I come back, I'll make sure you are." Then her eyes turned back to normal. "Okay?"
A hull breach in both of the Shirogane and the Shinomiya! They're taking so much water that'll they're about to sink!
The two nodded and Fujiwara skipped back out of the room with the papers.
"Shinomiya?"
"President?"
"I'm about to collapse."
"Me too."
Due to sinking both of the Shirogane and the Shinomiya, Fujiwara wins!