A/N: CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK! :D Read on!

Warnings: Author insert, Mary Sue-ishly long names, general crackficness, 50 Shades of Grell

It was a very strange day. Will literally had no idea what was happening.

It started with the first reaping of the day: a young blond mortal named Coco Puff. Right as Will was going to make use of his overly-long hedgeclippers, she bounced up from where she was about to die and pulled a Grell. To be precise, she glomped him while singing 'People Like Us' by Kelly Clarkson. Then she used her magic neko-aisu powers and stuck herself to his back so he couldn't reap her and went to the dispatch with him.

It got stranger at the appearance of Grell in a ninja outfit (which was much too tight), who fly-kicked Ronald Knox, stole Eric's saw, and reaped Sebastian Michaelis, who was secretly a Mew-Mew Power. Then the mortal whipped off her button-up shirt, revealing her to actually be Black Widow dressed up as Claude Faustus in Kageyama Tobio's volleyball uniform.

Then Kageyama appeared out of Will's hedgeclippers in nothing but pink boxers with Oikawa Tooru on them and demanded his uniform back. The mortal willingly gave it as she then turned Eric's tie into a catsuit and revealed her true self as the butterfly demon-vampire, Harry Styles.

Harry then took a silver balloon and made sootballs from Spirited Away appear. They then began running around shredding paperwork and turning Ronald Knox into Mikey the Ninja Turtle.

Then Will's very manly office in a lovely shade of pink was destroyed by a bunch of bikers wearing Sohoku uniform and singing in unison the Love Hime theme, led by a boy who stole Will's glasses and replaced them with the boy's own.

Everything then turned lovely shades of purple and grellow as everyone began speaking Polish and randomly buying vowels from Vanna White. Will threw 50 shades of Grell at Harry Coco Puff Black Widow Claude Faustus Kageyama Tobio Mary Sue Styles and climbed out the window before things got even crazier. Then he sprouted wings and flew to his bed, where he woke up.

Thank Harry Coco Puff Black Widow Claude Faustus Kageyama Tobio Mary Sue Styles it had just been a dream. Also, note to self, never read 50 Shades of Grell before going to sleep. Please, readers, don't read 50 Shades of Grell before bed. Don't read 50 Shades of Grell ever. Kakashi Hatake shouldn't be allowed to write. Ever. Make Out Paradise was bad enough. This is a PSA.

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