CHAPTER ONE:

(To make this more realistic, watch the YouTube video [Independence Day-Up Yours] while reading this part.)

A huge war was being fought between the people Earth and the Harvesters. At the battle of Area 51, a pilot named Russell Casse decides to do the ultimate sacrifice for his country. He sits in jet and takes off the mask and screams out, "Alright you alien assholes, in the words of my generation, UP YOUUUUUURSS!"

His son in the bunker inside heard everything and called out, "Dad! What is he doing?"

On the speaker Russell repeated, "Come on Stacy, come on", referencing the jet. And from his POV the alien ship was powering its destructive beam weapon. Russell's jet get closer to it and the President from his jet tells Russell, "Good luck buddy."

As Russell did get closer he laughed manically and yelled out, "HELLO BOYS, I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!", and then one big ass explosion destroyed him and the ship causing a chain reaction blowing up the rest of the ship. And the president cheered on, "He did it, the son of a bitch did it!"

Everyone in the bunker was celebrating the victorious attempt made by the pilot. The ship kept on blowing to bits, in the bunker as they cheered, Russell's son looked down, only to be comforted by a soldier saying, "You should be proud of you father."

The son replied, "I am."

And as the ship finally crashed down, the fighter jets shot the last ones down.

Now, one fact that people missed was that the energy caused by the beam plus the explosion times the amount of neutrons broken into quarks created a quantum polarity that reversed Russell's jet into another universe. For those who didn't understand a God damn word I said, the jet got flung into another universe because of the explosion and power of the death ray, ok?

Russell was shielding his eyes until he saw, well, nothing, then he saw something, the sky. He said, "Where's the ship?"

He then saw the barometers and said, "Oh shit, this things falling."

He made a control dive that went about 5000 feet then he turned the plane which lined up with a road then the plane grinded against the road as he was shaken inside it. Luckily it was dirt, but still he went pretty damn fast until a bird hit his windshield only the thing yelled out, "Pidge Pidge Pidge!", like it was cursing at him. Russell shouted, "AH, a giant, talking bird, I must be in hell!"

The bird jumped off and he still was spooked from it. Then the jet started to slow down and stopped finely. As Russell tried to get out of his seat, a group of three travelers came down path seeing the jet sitting there. The travelers, if you can guess, are Ash, Brock, and Misty traveling the Kanto region. If you seriously think I reuse the same characters, go to hell.

They walk up to the jet and try to figure out what it is. Ash popped the first suggestion, "A spacecraft?"

Brock told him, "Doubt it, this thing is made of the metal we use."

"Ash yelled out, "Is there anyone in there?"

Misty told him, "Don't be ridiculous Ash, there is nobody in there."

They heard a voice, "Who's there?"

Misty had a sweat drop appear on the side of her head as Ash said, "See? There is someone in there. Are you stuck?"

The voice replied, "No, well somewhat."

Then the jet's lid came off and a man in a pilot's uniform stepped out, well, fell out. "Ahh!", went Russell into the dirt. Ash asked him, "Are you alright sir?"

Russell looked up and said, "Well, besides the fact that I basically charged directly into a death laser of a giant alien ship and technically should've been blown to bits, I'm pretty good."

The whole group looked at him weird until the guy looked at the missile and said, "I wouldn't be here if this damn missile FIRED!", and he hit it hard enough to where the missile actually ignited and went soaring through everyone as they got out of the way. The missile hit a tree and blew off a chunk of the path. All Russell could say was, "Uh, well, what could be worse?"

Brock told him, "Don't say that because I'm afraid you might have more."

"Other than automatic machines and my pistol here, I got no more missiles."

Ash then asked, "Well, since we're going to Halloburg, why don't you come along with us?"

Russell said, "Alright, but after I shoot off that rat on your shoulder", as he held up his pistol. Ash yelled, "Wait a minute! This is my friend Pikachu!"

The creature went, "Pika Pikachu!"

The old man asked, "These things talk?"

Misty asked, "Of course, don't you even know what a Pokémon is?"

"No, but I know what a Pocahontas is."

Ash told himself, "This is going to be a long day."

Pikachu agreed, "Pika pikapi."

And so our travelers take this poor old man to Halloburg and try to introduce him to Pokémon.

Russell then asked, "Where the hell is that voice coming from?"

Brock asked, "Are you crazy or something?"

"Maybe it's the damn laser weapon fume stuff."

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