This is so short…and stupid…and bad….but I've been so busy that it's hard to write a good, cute story about Fish Pee.
Disclaimer: I'm sure no one wants me to own victorious if this is my idea of cute.
Jade sat on Beck's bed, staring at the fish with her theatre textbook laying lazily in her lap. She watched the abused little creatures swim in the filthy water. "Why did you even get fish?" Jade spat breaking the deadening silence.
Beck looked up from his own textbook. "Because, I was a lonely teenage boy that didn't have anyone to talk to." He said moving to sit next her, pecking her on the forehead.
"Well don't see your point in keeping them. You can't even take care of them." Jade said crossing her arms over her chest to glare at him.
"So you want me to get rid of them?" He asked studying the multi-colored haired girl.
Jade gave him an eye roll. "I never said that. Don't put words into my mouth.
Beck studied his girlfriend who had directed her glare back to the fish. He knew something was bugging her, and he also knew he wasn't going to get it out of her without making her mad.
"You're not seriously jealous of fish?" Fish being another girl, mind you.
"Well maybe it's because you seem to care about the stupid fish more than other important things." Jade accused knowing he was talking in a very lame, very stupid code.
"Oh come on, Jade, that's not true. I care about a lot of stuff more than these fish. Except maybe you." He said with a shrug. Jade punched him in the arm giving him a mock glare.
Beck rubbed his arm, pretending to be in pain. "Ow, abusive much?" Beck asked, Jade's glare still fixed on her idiot of a boyfriend. He gave her an eye roll. "Come on, Jade. You know I care about you more than any stupid fish." He said draping his arm around her shoulder.
"You better." Jade told him. "I totally smell better than those stupid fish anyway."
Beck raised an eyebrow. "Oh? And what do fish smell like?"
"Well like fish pee obviously. That's what they swim in." Jade looked at the fish tank again. "At least yours do anyway."
"Hurtful." Beck said in mock pain.
"I honestly feel worse for the fish." Jade said with a shrug.
"I think you should know better than to feel bad for the fish." Beck smirked.
"Yeah, the fish should feel bad for me. I have this phsyco as a boyfriend." Jade gestured to Beck.
Beck had a plotting smile tug at the corners of his mouth as he thought of a plan. "Oh, I am?" He said as Jade turned away.
"Yeah, you are." Jade said.
Beck cupped a handful of water out of the fish tank. He held the water just behind Jade, silently hoping she wouldn't turn around. "I can't say I disagree." Beck dropped the water over Jade's head.
Jade gasped whipping the water out of her eyes. "Oh my god, I hate you so much." Jade growled.
Beck just laughed. "Well now you smell like fish pee too."
Jade practically growled at him until an idea came to her. While Beck was busy laughing, she dunked his head into the fish tank. "That's what you get." She told him crossing her arms over her chest wearing a proud smirk.
"I hate you." Beck mumbled.
Jade just smiled. "No you don't." She pecked him on the lips before moving her now wet textbook out of harm's way.
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