A/N: After watching an episode, I had to do this. This's isn't how all my writings are going to be.
Thomus waz blu. He is moor bluer then Gurden. Thomus is fastz & can go lots of mules purr howr. Hes had friendz & their Gurden, Jumes, Perchy, Tobye, trein 2, hulecupter, Prfuser Tip Buttum Hat, Dikels, da to cartz he puuls & Thomus the cank engin! Tudey, Thomus expores new lamb on the islamb of Sorcore. Its murning & Thomics very very very haapy! Jamus saed 'wut u haaapy aburt aniweres?'. Thomus saed 'i go Mr perfufins botttum hat sed that i go...Mr. hats sais iwull go on supr advuntur. Yaaaaaaaaay!'. Gurdun seds ' Thomucs, wut haapy why u Jamucs wut huppun! Thomucs shut up!'. Thomucs said ands says 'siet up! Fattie! Thaty're why u get stick on rotates patform on cunter!'. Thomucs vioenty puts Gurdun on patflorms.'pUlt luver JAMUCS!'. 'Thomucs, i no hands!'. 'fin', Thomucs pusheses Jamuces over & flips swichters. Gurdun stick sed'Thomucs,i stick daham it Jamacus, i no trusd uuuuu!'. gURDEN BRUKS IN HULF! Profusam Bulcatim Hat waz into ofiice whil Gurdun waz ben crsuhs. Him walkz outs ofz ofiice & sed 'Thomus brakes Gurdun! I assassin U2 go runnin outa Sulpator'. Thomus sed 'Butt theirs no lannd offfff Supricator'. Thmous mad! He putz Profuclam Bututum Hatz on rail wey & runz ovur him! Da aniamators dididn't had a dead figureainene so thei puor ketckup UVERYWHER! bUTTS tHOMUS goez 2 fastz &'s da puffy stuf outa hisa funnle gos to whels and he flewing outs Socrators! He goez intu purtal and unters "Thomas the Tank Engine & friends" show. Ther, he seas uvery1 & uvery1 is nurmal! Butt THOMUS 2 fastz & chases treees on my mixtape! 'Uh no! hulp! ahhhhhhh!' sed tHOMaS! Thumous hit dynamit thet surunds eysland nd uverythin expludes! Thomus goez bak purtal and is totes coolzies! Jamucas sed'OmG Thomucas, watcha...Thomus! Thomus watch sea over purtal!' stuteruing uvr hoe cool Thomus is! Thomus no respusave and fastz down da tricks & run uvr profusam Hipopodle Hats uver agin! Thomus sed 'Nuver agun!'
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