My first attempt at a Yu-Gi-Oh! fic without my char in it... I honestly don't know what's going to happen yet... Just wanting to write something... Anyways.... Hopefully no-one will die, that's always sad.... *continues rambling aimlessly to herself until her Bakura Muse cleared his throat.*
Bakura *in his usual gruff voice*: Anything else to tell the readers?

Kendra: Oh, yes, right... I use the names Ryou, Bakura and Anzu plus Tristen and Joey, though Joey is sometimes referred to as Jonouchi.... Just to make things confusing. Also, Yugi and Yami Yugi who is referred to as Yami.

Bakura: Just draw them a chart...

Kendra: Right --- Name I use ~ Name you might be familiar with

Ryou~Bakura
Bakura~Yami Bakura
Anzu~Téa
Tristen~Honda
Joey~Jou
Yugi~uh... Yuugi?
Yami~Yami Yugi
Seto Kaiba~Don't think he's called anything else...
Malik~Don't think he's called anything else either.
Yami Malik~For lack of a nice short name... right now he doesn't show up much anyways...

And I think that's all of the characters I use...

Bakura: Story?

Kendra *ahem*: Right... He does seem to be reminding me of important things today doesn't he?

Bakura *sighs and rolls his eyes muttering something along the lines of 'hopeless'*

Kendra: Now that I've taken up a page with meaningless blather... On to the Story!

Bakura: Thank Ra....

Kendra: Hush you. . . Wait! One more thing.. my thoughts/comments will be in ^s.

Bakura *sighs*



::Lonely Nights::
:Wolfos:

**Bakura's P.O.V.**

"What are you all looking at me for?"

"Well he's your hikari," Yami told me.

"Doesn't mean I'm supposed to watch over him twenty-four/seven..." I growled.

"Come on guys," the Pharaoh's hikari said standing between the two of us, "this isn't helping us find Ryou any faster."

"Pht," I scoffed, "he's probably off cowering in some corner."

"That's not nice Bakura," Yugi told me. God, that kid's annoying... To bad I can't kill him... I swear he's high on something... Whatever it is it would be nice to know whom his supplier is... Drugs are nice! Whoops, people are saying things. Stupid people.

"...And are you even listening?"

"No, Fern-Head. You were so interesting I almost fell asleep." How long 'till Yami starts trying to kill me today? A death grip around my neck answers that question, he's bitchy today!

"Yami! Stop!" Yugi pleads with his yami. Of course Yami drops me, I land cat-like on my feet. It's so much fun torturing Yami, Yugi wouldn't let his Yami kill me and he'd never go against the wishes of his precious aibou. It's sickening.

"Aren't you worried about Ryou at all?" Joey demanded. Oh yeah, forgot he was here... In fact, the entire fan club is here. Gah, don't they ever /stop/ following Yugi?

"Yeah! You should be worried!" Anzu exclaimed. Guess not.

"Well he's obviously not going to be of any help," The spike-headed Tristen obviously. "Let's just go."

"Fine," Yami said turning and walking out the door. The peanut gallery followed behind, Yugi last of all with one last look over his shoulder at me. I stood unmoving, leaning against the wall with my arms crossed over my chest. The little boy closed the door softly after him, like he was trying not to wake someone up. I laugh. Loudly.

I hear from outside, "freak." Hah. Joey's such an idiot.

I go to Ryou's bedroom, picking up the dagger Malik had given him for his birthday. Ryou may be a weak, pathetic idiot of a boy. But he's a good aibou. Crap. What the hell am I thinking? Ryou's just easy to dominate... /^Yeah, keep kidding yourself Bakura...^ / Pht, Ryou's not even smart enough to bring a weapon wherever the hell it is he went...

Exiting through the back door, wouldn't want the peanut gallery thinking that I'm doing something /nice/. I shudder. Stupidity at it's worst, that group is. Including that idiot Ryou. I am curious though, about what happened to him... Usually when something attacks him he calls... Urg, thinking worried thoughts, bad for my health. That damn boy must be rubbing off on me...

[Ryou?] I try. No answer, not that I expected one. Huh, that boy's going to get it when I find him... I growl angrily, I could be plotting Yami's death! But no... I have to find this stupid hikari. I continue to grumble like this as I stalk around the back alleyways of our neighbourhood. [Come on you stupid asshole. Just tell me where you are so I can get this over with.]

{...Yam-}

Yam? What the hell is that supposed to- Oh right, I suppose he was trying to say Yami... So what stopped him... Hm... Curious. [What?] I demand. Silence. [Damn hikari,] I growl at him.

{Yami...}

[What!] I exclaim.

{You're a bastard...}

Well that was certainly unexpected. [And you're a weakling,] I reply easily, [now where the hell are you so I can come save your sorry ass?]

{I don't want you to fucking save me! You'd just hurt me more!} Ryou replies angrily. My hikari seems to be getting an attitude! Well, I'll fix that later... {I can wait for Yugi and /his/ Yami to save me.}

[Gag. That is so pathetic. And are you implying that the Pharaoh is more capable than me to save my aibou?] Damn, what the hell is with me? I should just let the stupid bastard take care of himself if that's what he wants so badly.

{Let's just say that you've never proved you're better than him before...} Ryou says slyly. Damn hikari. I stop talking to him and continue to prowl. I'm close. I can tell.

"Yami? Are you sure he's back here?"

"Sh Aibou," Yami hissed. Damn, stupid fern-heads are here, I can see them further down the street from me. Hiding in a convenient alleyway, I peek out at them.

"Holy!" Yugi suddenly exclaimed and there was a flash of golden light as he disappeared back into the puzzle just before something slammed into the body of his Yami. Something very big. With a shred of Ryou's clothing stuck in it's teeth.


Bakura: If you make me nice *shakes fist threateningly at Kendra.*

Kendra *shrugs her shoulders with a smirk in the direction of the muse*: I can't help it! You're just such a perfect character to make like this...

Bakura *grumbles*: damn author's license... Ever since she got the fucking thing she's been making me so soft!

Kendra *suddenly glomps Bakura*: Every time you say the word you shall be glomped.

Bakura *terrified eyes wide*: What word!

Kendra: Figure it out yourself. *Gets off the dark spirit and brushes herself off.* Anyway...

Yami Muse: Read and Review!

Kendra: Hey! When did you show up? This is Bakura's fic!

Yami: Aw... Kendra! I wanna see Bakura suffer every time he says the word!

Bakura: What's the fucking word!

Kendra *glomps Bakura*: I don't remember.

Bakura *protesting weakly*: But...

Yami: Bakura you moron, she's kidding. It's quite a good ploy to get you pissed...

Kendra *glomps Yami*: You know have a word as well.

Yami: But-- I--

Kendra: If you're in the fic, you get a word. As Yami said. Please R&R.

Bakura: And if anyone figures out what our words are, please tell us...