This story bout mans named Batman and Ash.
Bye Mav and FF and pumaman and vinman and extortionist
It 9 PPM, Batmen and Robin and Batgirl are dirving down teh road in 1972 PSO buick, Ash sit next to batman telling story of how he got chainsaw arm and kill zombies.
batman then tell ash how he knocked Joker off building into ground and he die
the bat people and ash drive down road more unitll they get to a Logg cabbin where they spend nite becuz they on vacation, they exit car and go in
Robin sez, 'Hey Batmen look at dis tape, it say, "Do nto play, will relesae bad spirit"
Batmen look at Robin, "Wel You smarty man, you cann read, press da button i not understand what it meen.'
Robin press button, and evil spirit comes out and tkaes over everynoe except Batman and Ash.
Ash and Batmen take guns and chainsaws and kill Robin and Batgirl.
Then Joel Shioumahekr open door and come in, he sez to Batman and Ash, "I stupid smarty mna I gay and stupid, stupid i say damnit! GIMME COLOR LIGHTING! NO MORE NORMAL STUFF THATS RELASTIC!"
Batmen pull out chainsaw and cut off Shoihgmakers hed.
Then Shiumakkers hedd start taklin, "you guys nevir guna exape live, us zombies goona keel u!"
Ash steps on Shuumacers hed just az too rednex walk in. One uv Shoumekkers eyz shuuts in girl rednek's mouth. Ash, Batman and guy rednec laff at the girl. The girl chokes to deth, but not befur she strenglz the guy rednekk tu.
story part too!
Ash say "groovy! We killed the not good guy good!
Batmen look at himt and nod his head. me once kill the Riddle like that except me was stoned and stuff"
You got to ketch them all sez pikachu
Wut was that? Ash and burtman say in younyeson "Me!" say Robin who is looking cool and stuff.
Batgirl get taken over buy evil demons and stuff. Ash duz not think this is a good thing. "No, do not kill her she is are friend" says Batman. He then take batarang and hit her over head with it. "Maybe when she wake up, she will not be so mean."
"Good," say Ash. Say, have you seen Pamela?
Yeah, say Batmen. She in forest getting molested by tree. I ask her if she wanted help, but she jis yell at me so I cry and left her.
Then the knewly made Pioson Ivy come in! Uh oh say them all!
Then aluvva sodden a purtal opens and Ash and Batman and the others are suckd in. They fal outta skie in midll of a fight betwein meddeval knights anna flying demon.
Ash and Batman kill the demom and the kknights kal them heroz from the sky. other bad guys stil there tho!
yore all gonna die now cryed poisond ivey out loud
Batmen say "that cant be! we hav to stop her befor shedoes it!!!"
Pickachu says "pickachus!" not now hhe say to pickachu and fights pioson ivy but she shots her thing and hits robin in the bones
Robin say Im not gona makeit this time!
Batmen annd ash fight pioson ive abd stabs her in the guts
AAAGHRR!
and they wre saved!
Prt Tree!
Then suddenly an earthquake occurrs and every1 iz swalllowd into the erth! Batman and Ash fallbut are saved by a moneky who happens to like swinging thru huge crachs and saving faling heeros. den the monkeyy mutaes in2....EVOL MUNKEY DOOD!!
"You going die, foo!" screaches the Evol Munkey dood!
Just then, Evil MUnky Dude suffers a fatel hart attack!
"$1uRP33D!" cher Batmen and Assh as a bullet flies throo Batmanz hed.
"Finally that damn guy died!" saiz Ash, as hee strtz Choping up zombbies that apppear from nowhere
"U iz gonna die!" yeled pIkachu!
"NO dood! Uz go 2 die!"
dey both did. xept Ash was reincrnateed.
den U died.
foo.
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so u faught. Batmen get up take bowlet out of head and say, "Lucky I smarty man and wear bullet proof helmet." den Ash gets up and laughz
day den luk up and see evol munkey dood lay agg that hatch into Eval batmen!
"Oh No!" Batman sez
"We shouldz all blame Cpaitlism and stuff cuz me smarty man ands/ors woman!" sez TXFFON-anomalouslycondescendingandanalretentive.
den evil batmen jump in and sez, "I eval Batmen, you cantst not escapes me!
Den ash throw his chainsaw to good guy batmen who beats up evil batmen and den evil batmen die but Ash cant tell difference!!
Ash, "You goods batmen or bad batsmen?
Batman sez, "I good batmen!"
Ash then sez, "Proove it!"
Batman sez, "Me have bat credits cards unlikes evil batsmen
Ash then sez, "Okayday lets go gets homes."
Ash iz takkled fro behynd by Batman. "I faught u sed u wuz good Batman?"
"I lyed, foo. An what chu mean 'lets go gets homes'? we stuk here, foo."
Just as Evil Batman is about to kill Ash, guud Batman wekz uppy and stops him. Good Batman hulds bad Batman whiell Ash choppies evil Batman upp wid hiz chansaw.
After gttin rid of evil Batman body, Ash and Batman walk awai laffin. Soon a speedy white car skids to a stop bezid dem. A gay lukkin guy hops outta car. "hey i speed racer, you guys niid a ride?"
Ash, Batman and Speed hop inna Mach 5 and drive off into the sunzet.
then things No good anymore as krayzi dude bloew up car!
NO!!!! yell batman and ash as they our ejected from car "What we do now?"
Jus then, sped racer on fire come back to life and beat up batmen. batmen cry.
"Why you not like us anymore? I thought we wur friends?'
'you stole a toy from me when i was this many years old' say speed
Then crazy guy who blow up car die and toy fall out of pocket IT WUZ HIM ALL ALONG!
battrmen and speed racer make up but sped is on fire so he turn into pile of ash. Ash say "I thought i was the only ash here!" he and batman laff!
Man in blu shirt yells words as batmen listend "yu stop caressign that dam sheep this way and grabs tha bustre sord from the dirt flor and attacks them! betmen fires the batguns and ducs the attaks and shots the guy in the body
the wrld is safe agan from the evel monster but then the monstr attacks the city
Batman den give Ash tights and sez, "Go dress as woman like meeza ands robins. then we go fights crime in the batplane thingy that i bought with my vsat fourtune.
Ash sez, "I dwess no like woman like you batmen. but i dwess like women tonite two stops bad stuffz."
Batmens nodzs , "Wee goe nows."
Batsmen and Ash walks to Batplane and jumps in where thay go and saearch for monster in citie.
"Meesza stupids and me hates america! long live Nazi's!" sez TXFFON
Batsmen looks round, "Wat wuz thats?"
Ash sez, "I dough no."
then the world become dark and everybody no longer in medil Ages
Ash cheer, "Yay."
They say dat kat Shaft is won bad muther!
Batmen and ash then fight muster freez who make ash into snowman but ash do not like being snowman so he take carrot out of his nose and use as wepin!
batmxn say yay! but ash melts. so batman wait until winter for ash to make solid so thay go fight bad guise
now TXFFON talk to imajinery muly and sculler in head what dat up you're ass?
ash and batmen go to batcave were alfred ded
den batmen go, "He waz like fadder to me."
ash sez, "I be melting nows... It too hot in cave..mee die...aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
ash dies and den a written statment fwom the govenorment is shown stating he cans't be ressureectedds.
Batmen goez, "I have nothings left!" and he lokcss hisslef in teh caves so he cann play with hsi tites wthi nipples.
dis time u really ded foo!
Bye Mav and FF and pumaman and vinman and extortionist
It 9 PPM, Batmen and Robin and Batgirl are dirving down teh road in 1972 PSO buick, Ash sit next to batman telling story of how he got chainsaw arm and kill zombies.
batman then tell ash how he knocked Joker off building into ground and he die
the bat people and ash drive down road more unitll they get to a Logg cabbin where they spend nite becuz they on vacation, they exit car and go in
Robin sez, 'Hey Batmen look at dis tape, it say, "Do nto play, will relesae bad spirit"
Batmen look at Robin, "Wel You smarty man, you cann read, press da button i not understand what it meen.'
Robin press button, and evil spirit comes out and tkaes over everynoe except Batman and Ash.
Ash and Batmen take guns and chainsaws and kill Robin and Batgirl.
Then Joel Shioumahekr open door and come in, he sez to Batman and Ash, "I stupid smarty mna I gay and stupid, stupid i say damnit! GIMME COLOR LIGHTING! NO MORE NORMAL STUFF THATS RELASTIC!"
Batmen pull out chainsaw and cut off Shoihgmakers hed.
Then Shiumakkers hedd start taklin, "you guys nevir guna exape live, us zombies goona keel u!"
Ash steps on Shuumacers hed just az too rednex walk in. One uv Shoumekkers eyz shuuts in girl rednek's mouth. Ash, Batman and guy rednec laff at the girl. The girl chokes to deth, but not befur she strenglz the guy rednekk tu.
story part too!
Ash say "groovy! We killed the not good guy good!
Batmen look at himt and nod his head. me once kill the Riddle like that except me was stoned and stuff"
You got to ketch them all sez pikachu
Wut was that? Ash and burtman say in younyeson "Me!" say Robin who is looking cool and stuff.
Batgirl get taken over buy evil demons and stuff. Ash duz not think this is a good thing. "No, do not kill her she is are friend" says Batman. He then take batarang and hit her over head with it. "Maybe when she wake up, she will not be so mean."
"Good," say Ash. Say, have you seen Pamela?
Yeah, say Batmen. She in forest getting molested by tree. I ask her if she wanted help, but she jis yell at me so I cry and left her.
Then the knewly made Pioson Ivy come in! Uh oh say them all!
Then aluvva sodden a purtal opens and Ash and Batman and the others are suckd in. They fal outta skie in midll of a fight betwein meddeval knights anna flying demon.
Ash and Batman kill the demom and the kknights kal them heroz from the sky. other bad guys stil there tho!
yore all gonna die now cryed poisond ivey out loud
Batmen say "that cant be! we hav to stop her befor shedoes it!!!"
Pickachu says "pickachus!" not now hhe say to pickachu and fights pioson ivy but she shots her thing and hits robin in the bones
Robin say Im not gona makeit this time!
Batmen annd ash fight pioson ive abd stabs her in the guts
AAAGHRR!
and they wre saved!
Prt Tree!
Then suddenly an earthquake occurrs and every1 iz swalllowd into the erth! Batman and Ash fallbut are saved by a moneky who happens to like swinging thru huge crachs and saving faling heeros. den the monkeyy mutaes in2....EVOL MUNKEY DOOD!!
"You going die, foo!" screaches the Evol Munkey dood!
Just then, Evil MUnky Dude suffers a fatel hart attack!
"$1uRP33D!" cher Batmen and Assh as a bullet flies throo Batmanz hed.
"Finally that damn guy died!" saiz Ash, as hee strtz Choping up zombbies that apppear from nowhere
"U iz gonna die!" yeled pIkachu!
"NO dood! Uz go 2 die!"
dey both did. xept Ash was reincrnateed.
den U died.
foo.
-
so u faught. Batmen get up take bowlet out of head and say, "Lucky I smarty man and wear bullet proof helmet." den Ash gets up and laughz
day den luk up and see evol munkey dood lay agg that hatch into Eval batmen!
"Oh No!" Batman sez
"We shouldz all blame Cpaitlism and stuff cuz me smarty man ands/ors woman!" sez TXFFON-anomalouslycondescendingandanalretentive.
den evil batmen jump in and sez, "I eval Batmen, you cantst not escapes me!
Den ash throw his chainsaw to good guy batmen who beats up evil batmen and den evil batmen die but Ash cant tell difference!!
Ash, "You goods batmen or bad batsmen?
Batman sez, "I good batmen!"
Ash then sez, "Proove it!"
Batman sez, "Me have bat credits cards unlikes evil batsmen
Ash then sez, "Okayday lets go gets homes."
Ash iz takkled fro behynd by Batman. "I faught u sed u wuz good Batman?"
"I lyed, foo. An what chu mean 'lets go gets homes'? we stuk here, foo."
Just as Evil Batman is about to kill Ash, guud Batman wekz uppy and stops him. Good Batman hulds bad Batman whiell Ash choppies evil Batman upp wid hiz chansaw.
After gttin rid of evil Batman body, Ash and Batman walk awai laffin. Soon a speedy white car skids to a stop bezid dem. A gay lukkin guy hops outta car. "hey i speed racer, you guys niid a ride?"
Ash, Batman and Speed hop inna Mach 5 and drive off into the sunzet.
then things No good anymore as krayzi dude bloew up car!
NO!!!! yell batman and ash as they our ejected from car "What we do now?"
Jus then, sped racer on fire come back to life and beat up batmen. batmen cry.
"Why you not like us anymore? I thought we wur friends?'
'you stole a toy from me when i was this many years old' say speed
Then crazy guy who blow up car die and toy fall out of pocket IT WUZ HIM ALL ALONG!
battrmen and speed racer make up but sped is on fire so he turn into pile of ash. Ash say "I thought i was the only ash here!" he and batman laff!
Man in blu shirt yells words as batmen listend "yu stop caressign that dam sheep this way and grabs tha bustre sord from the dirt flor and attacks them! betmen fires the batguns and ducs the attaks and shots the guy in the body
the wrld is safe agan from the evel monster but then the monstr attacks the city
Batman den give Ash tights and sez, "Go dress as woman like meeza ands robins. then we go fights crime in the batplane thingy that i bought with my vsat fourtune.
Ash sez, "I dwess no like woman like you batmen. but i dwess like women tonite two stops bad stuffz."
Batmens nodzs , "Wee goe nows."
Batsmen and Ash walks to Batplane and jumps in where thay go and saearch for monster in citie.
"Meesza stupids and me hates america! long live Nazi's!" sez TXFFON
Batsmen looks round, "Wat wuz thats?"
Ash sez, "I dough no."
then the world become dark and everybody no longer in medil Ages
Ash cheer, "Yay."
They say dat kat Shaft is won bad muther!
Batmen and ash then fight muster freez who make ash into snowman but ash do not like being snowman so he take carrot out of his nose and use as wepin!
batmxn say yay! but ash melts. so batman wait until winter for ash to make solid so thay go fight bad guise
now TXFFON talk to imajinery muly and sculler in head what dat up you're ass?
ash and batmen go to batcave were alfred ded
den batmen go, "He waz like fadder to me."
ash sez, "I be melting nows... It too hot in cave..mee die...aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
ash dies and den a written statment fwom the govenorment is shown stating he cans't be ressureectedds.
Batmen goez, "I have nothings left!" and he lokcss hisslef in teh caves so he cann play with hsi tites wthi nipples.
dis time u really ded foo!