The Yamis vs. The Furbys
Kitsune: hello peoples, im back with another story. This is a lesion about the dangers of being kind to all.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. That's about it
This is happening after Battle City. Everyone finally got on each others' good sides (of course except Yami and Bakura). Malik got it straight that his yami killed his father, not the Pharaoh. He finally became friends (actually gave in due to Yugi's cute face) and is one of the group. Yami Malik disappeared and was never heard of again. Joey is still trying to beat Kaiba, but fails miserably every time. Isis decided to buy a house and stay in Domino to watch over everyone. Tristen and Duke are still fighting over Serenity. And now their lives continue..
Yugi: *walking to school with Ryou and Malik*
Ryou: so...what's up everyone?
Malik: *shrugs*
Yugi: we have the Child's Care Unit starting today
Ryou: oh yea, but the girls have an unfair natural advantage
Malik: --__-- *is not a morning person*
Yugi: how bad could it be? Im sure it's gonna be easy. Besides, they're just robotic dolls so it can't be that bad.
Ryou: good point
In the classroom
Teacher: ok I have some good news and some bad news. All the dolls have disappeared mysteriously.
Girls: *groan*
Guys: *sighs of relief*
Teacher: so I got an alternative for this unit. All of you are going to be taking care of Furbys
Class: o.O
Random kid #1: uhh..what are those? *has never been out of his city in his 15 years of life*
Teacher: they're just like babies except cutier
Girls: *squeals of delight*
Malik: *drawing random things on his desk, bored out of his mind*
Teacher: *passes out Furby boxes* well have fun and let the best parent win
Yugi: *opens his box* hey mine's tri-colored
Ryou: *opens his* mine's white with blue eyes
Malik: o.O mine's tan with gold eyes. O well *using a gold pen, draws the eye on the furby's forehead*
*bell rings*
After school
Yugi: *walking home with Ryou and Malik* so what are you guys gonna name your furbys?
Ryou: I'll think about it later, my brain is fried
Malik: probably got it from your yami, and im too hungry to think
Yugi: *shrugs*
At Yugi's house
Yugi: im home
Yami: *snore*
Yugi: *puts furby on table* *goes out and gets the mail* *comes back*
hey I got mail for once, *opens it and reads it* huh? Oh yay! A sale at
the toy store. Ok Yami, im going to be out for a while so can you take
care of my furby for me please?
Yami: *snore*
Yugi: I'll take that as a yes. *runs out* I'll be back.
At Ryou's house
Ryou: Bakura im home.
Bakura: where's my dinner?
Ryou: o.O dinner now?
Bakura: yes now.
Ryou: *shakes head* go make it yourself you wasted tomb robber
Bakura: *shocked* w-w-what did you say?
Ryou: you heard me *checks the mail that is scattered everywhere* I got mail? ^__^ wow it's the first time in years
Bakura: whats so exciting about mail?
Ryou: because its usually something good. *reads it* hey it's a sale at the toy store. Bakura do you have any money?
Bakura: yea in my room, just look in the closet past all the corpses
Ryou: uhh..*goes to Bakura's room, gets the money, comes back* ok im off, watch my Furby for me
Bakura: whatever
2 Hours Later at Yugi's house
Yami: *finally wakes up* I dun wanna wake up *looks over and sees the
Furby* o.O what is that thing? *stares at it for a long time* maybe I
should see if Ryou has this thing too and ask him what is it *calls
Ryou's house*
Ryou's house
Bakura: *goes into the kitchen for food and sees the furby* ..? An alien? Where has my aibou gone?
*telephone rings*
Bakura: *picks it up* hello?
Yami: Ryou? Is that you? Your voice sure got deeper
Bakura: Its me Bakura you idiot *shakes head* why do all kings have to be so stupid?
Yami: oh shut up, anywho my aibou has this weird thing that he called a furby and I don't have any clue of what to do with it
Bakura: then eat it
Yami: its too furry
Bakura: fine who has the biggest house?
Yami: mine, with all the lofts and all
Bakura: im coming over there, my aibou has one of these furby things too
10 minutes later
Yami: did Malik get one of these things too and where is your hikari?
Bakura: some big sale at some toy store, who cares?
Yami: mine went to some toy sale too. Well anyways lets call the Ishtars *dials Malik's house*
YM: *anwers* what do you want you pathetic mortal?
Yami & Bakura: o.O mortal? Who is this?
Yami Malik: huh? Pharaoh? Tomb Robber? Its me Yami Malik.
Yami: you again! Why did you come back?
Yami Malik: because I was bored and I missed torturing you all. Well listen, Malik left this weird looking thing on my couch and it has that weird eye that all us yamis have
Yami: then bring it over because we have them too
Bakura: pharaoh are you crazy? That thing is a psycho.
Yami: im sure that he has changed
Yami Malik: *knocks on the game shop door* anybody home?
Bakura: o.o that was really fast
Yami Malik: I got some new powers.
Yami: well anyways come on in
*all yamis gather in the kitchen*
Bakura: why don't we just skin them and eat them
Yami: its too furry
Yami Malik: hey why are their eye's closed? Lets wake them up
Yami: good idea *shakes his*
Bakura: *shakes his*
Yami Malik: *throws his against a wall*
Yami's & Bakura's furbys: *wake up and blink their eyes*
Yami Malik's furby: *levitates and turns itself rightside up, blinks and floats to where the other two furbys are*
All three yamis: O.O WTF!!!!!!
Furbys: *yawn* hello there wierdos
To be continued.....
Kitsune: hello peoples, im back with another story. This is a lesion about the dangers of being kind to all.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. That's about it
This is happening after Battle City. Everyone finally got on each others' good sides (of course except Yami and Bakura). Malik got it straight that his yami killed his father, not the Pharaoh. He finally became friends (actually gave in due to Yugi's cute face) and is one of the group. Yami Malik disappeared and was never heard of again. Joey is still trying to beat Kaiba, but fails miserably every time. Isis decided to buy a house and stay in Domino to watch over everyone. Tristen and Duke are still fighting over Serenity. And now their lives continue..
Yugi: *walking to school with Ryou and Malik*
Ryou: so...what's up everyone?
Malik: *shrugs*
Yugi: we have the Child's Care Unit starting today
Ryou: oh yea, but the girls have an unfair natural advantage
Malik: --__-- *is not a morning person*
Yugi: how bad could it be? Im sure it's gonna be easy. Besides, they're just robotic dolls so it can't be that bad.
Ryou: good point
In the classroom
Teacher: ok I have some good news and some bad news. All the dolls have disappeared mysteriously.
Girls: *groan*
Guys: *sighs of relief*
Teacher: so I got an alternative for this unit. All of you are going to be taking care of Furbys
Class: o.O
Random kid #1: uhh..what are those? *has never been out of his city in his 15 years of life*
Teacher: they're just like babies except cutier
Girls: *squeals of delight*
Malik: *drawing random things on his desk, bored out of his mind*
Teacher: *passes out Furby boxes* well have fun and let the best parent win
Yugi: *opens his box* hey mine's tri-colored
Ryou: *opens his* mine's white with blue eyes
Malik: o.O mine's tan with gold eyes. O well *using a gold pen, draws the eye on the furby's forehead*
*bell rings*
After school
Yugi: *walking home with Ryou and Malik* so what are you guys gonna name your furbys?
Ryou: I'll think about it later, my brain is fried
Malik: probably got it from your yami, and im too hungry to think
Yugi: *shrugs*
At Yugi's house
Yugi: im home
Yami: *snore*
Yugi: *puts furby on table* *goes out and gets the mail* *comes back*
hey I got mail for once, *opens it and reads it* huh? Oh yay! A sale at
the toy store. Ok Yami, im going to be out for a while so can you take
care of my furby for me please?
Yami: *snore*
Yugi: I'll take that as a yes. *runs out* I'll be back.
At Ryou's house
Ryou: Bakura im home.
Bakura: where's my dinner?
Ryou: o.O dinner now?
Bakura: yes now.
Ryou: *shakes head* go make it yourself you wasted tomb robber
Bakura: *shocked* w-w-what did you say?
Ryou: you heard me *checks the mail that is scattered everywhere* I got mail? ^__^ wow it's the first time in years
Bakura: whats so exciting about mail?
Ryou: because its usually something good. *reads it* hey it's a sale at the toy store. Bakura do you have any money?
Bakura: yea in my room, just look in the closet past all the corpses
Ryou: uhh..*goes to Bakura's room, gets the money, comes back* ok im off, watch my Furby for me
Bakura: whatever
2 Hours Later at Yugi's house
Yami: *finally wakes up* I dun wanna wake up *looks over and sees the
Furby* o.O what is that thing? *stares at it for a long time* maybe I
should see if Ryou has this thing too and ask him what is it *calls
Ryou's house*
Ryou's house
Bakura: *goes into the kitchen for food and sees the furby* ..? An alien? Where has my aibou gone?
*telephone rings*
Bakura: *picks it up* hello?
Yami: Ryou? Is that you? Your voice sure got deeper
Bakura: Its me Bakura you idiot *shakes head* why do all kings have to be so stupid?
Yami: oh shut up, anywho my aibou has this weird thing that he called a furby and I don't have any clue of what to do with it
Bakura: then eat it
Yami: its too furry
Bakura: fine who has the biggest house?
Yami: mine, with all the lofts and all
Bakura: im coming over there, my aibou has one of these furby things too
10 minutes later
Yami: did Malik get one of these things too and where is your hikari?
Bakura: some big sale at some toy store, who cares?
Yami: mine went to some toy sale too. Well anyways lets call the Ishtars *dials Malik's house*
YM: *anwers* what do you want you pathetic mortal?
Yami & Bakura: o.O mortal? Who is this?
Yami Malik: huh? Pharaoh? Tomb Robber? Its me Yami Malik.
Yami: you again! Why did you come back?
Yami Malik: because I was bored and I missed torturing you all. Well listen, Malik left this weird looking thing on my couch and it has that weird eye that all us yamis have
Yami: then bring it over because we have them too
Bakura: pharaoh are you crazy? That thing is a psycho.
Yami: im sure that he has changed
Yami Malik: *knocks on the game shop door* anybody home?
Bakura: o.o that was really fast
Yami Malik: I got some new powers.
Yami: well anyways come on in
*all yamis gather in the kitchen*
Bakura: why don't we just skin them and eat them
Yami: its too furry
Yami Malik: hey why are their eye's closed? Lets wake them up
Yami: good idea *shakes his*
Bakura: *shakes his*
Yami Malik: *throws his against a wall*
Yami's & Bakura's furbys: *wake up and blink their eyes*
Yami Malik's furby: *levitates and turns itself rightside up, blinks and floats to where the other two furbys are*
All three yamis: O.O WTF!!!!!!
Furbys: *yawn* hello there wierdos
To be continued.....