Inuyasha and the evil toaster:

Owner:ok it has to start out with Kagome going to the fuedal eara with a toaster.

Typer: But, where would she plug it in at?

Owner: ... it's one of those battery powered toasters.

Typer: ... ok

Owner: It's funny. Read.

Typer: ok... what-ever you say.

Shhh, it's starting... NOW!

It starts out like any other day, Kagome's going to the fuedal eara while it's storming. SHE BRINGS A TOASTER TO GET ELECTRACUTED! Or to shock Koga.

Kagome: I'm off now! Good-bye, Mom, Litttle brother with no name and Gramps.

Nameless mother of Kagome: Wait! You forgot your toaster!

But, Mom, I might get electracuted.

Sota: That never stopped you before.

Inuyasha: Can we just go?

Kagome: ok, fine, let's go.

Mom, Gramps, And Sota: BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI! THREE "BANZAI'S" FOR KAGOME!

Kagome: Hurry up, Inuyasha! Come on, let's go! Before we get wet!

Inuyasha: ok, fine, let's go.

jumps in well

Kagome: Wait! We forgot my bag!

Inuyasha: Forget the bag, did you bring the toaster.

Kagome: Yeah, I brought the toaster.Why am I all wet?

Inuyasha: 'cause you're standing out in the rain. -.-

Kagome: AHH! RAIN! WET! WHITE SHIRT! NO!

Miroku: That looks good on you, Kagome.

Koga: My woman's back!!!

Inuyasha: (pulls out sword) She's mine, back off.

Kagome: (goes up to Miroku, slaps him, and runs off.)