Author: Cerasi
Co-Author: Gaven
Title: Can We Get Extra Warrenty With Those?
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Summary: Ever wonder why the battle droids could be destroyed so easily...?
Disclaimer: We don't own anything we threw into this story, and we never will. The song "Break Me, Shake Me" Belongs to Savage Garden, we don't own that song/the rights to the CD/the members of Savage Garden themselves.
Can We Get Extra Warrenty With Those?
Scroll Text: A long time ago in a galaxy not-so-far-away there was this guy called George Lucas and he made a movie called Star Wars, the rest is history...
*Pan to strange planet where Neimoidian ship is landing*
Rune Haako: "Sir, are you sure this is a good idea? What if the Sith Lords don't back up their plan?"
Nute Gunray: *Drunk, backhands Rune* "Shut up! You talk too much!"
Rune: *Stunned* "Y-yes Sir."
*Rune and Nute end up in a big warehouse*
Ackbar: "Welcome! Ready to see some droids?" *Smiles happily*
Rune: *Glances at Nute* "Maybe later...my counterpart is...not himself at the moment."
Nute: *Backhands Rune again* "I told you to shut up! You don't run my life!" *backhand*
Rune: *Rubs his cheek* "Yes, yes. Please show us some droids..."
Ackbar: *Flips switch* "This is out best model..."
*Droid walks into show room, breaks into singing "Break Me, Shake Me" by Savage Garden.*
Droid: "Break me, shake me, hate me, take me over, when the maddness stops-..." *Head explods*
*Ackbar and Rune stare dumbfounded at the droid's head less body*
Nute: *Takes a swig of Colt .45* "SHOW US MORE!"
Rune: "But sir-...!"
Nute: *Leans into Rune's face, his breath heavy with Colt .45* "MORE!!!"
Rune: *Trying not to gag* "More...cough, cough..."
Ackbar: "Uh...okay." *Flips same switch, battle droid comes into showroom.*
Battle Droid: *Stands for a minute, suddenly a spring pops out of his back, spearing a near-by worker*
Worker: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" *Thud!*
Ackbar: *Stares at the fallen worker, gaping*
Nute: "MORE! SHOW US MORE!!!"
Rune: "Sir!"
Nute: *Backhand* "MORE!!!"
Rune: *Mutters something about killing Nute* "Show us more, please..."
Ackbar: "More? But-..."
Nute: *Backhands Ackbar* "MORE!!"
Ackbar: "OW! Okay, okay fine! Geez!" *Filps switch*
*Droid comes into showroom, steps in crack in floor, legs break off at waist*
Droid: "Break me, shake me, hate me, take me over-..."
Nute: *Punts droid's head off his shoulders like a football* "AND IT'S GOOD!!!"
Rune: "Sir, perhaps you should go back to the ship and get some rest. I can't handle this."
Nute: *Takes another swig of Colt .45* "MORE!!!!"
Ackbar: "These are our destroyer droids...."
*Droid rolls into show room, past Runt, Nute, and Arkbar. Hits a wall and bursts into flames.*
Rune: "That's it! We've seen enough, thank you. Come on Nute-..."
Nute: "WE'LL TAKE EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!!!!!"
Rune: "Sir, these droids are junk! They'll never work!"
Nute: "TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!"
Rune: "Excuse me?"
Nute: *Backhand* "DON'T QUESTION ME!!!!"
Ackbar: "How will you be paying for all this?"
Rune: "We're not buying these droids-..."
Nute: "DO YOU TAKE VISA?!"
Ackbar: "Yes, we take Visa, Master Card and the Hutt Card."
Nute: "Cool!" *Whips out Visa card*
Ackbar: *Grins* "Very well then. We'll ship them out on the first of the month."
End.
If you made if this far, we're proud of you.
Co-Author: Gaven
Title: Can We Get Extra Warrenty With Those?
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Summary: Ever wonder why the battle droids could be destroyed so easily...?
Disclaimer: We don't own anything we threw into this story, and we never will. The song "Break Me, Shake Me" Belongs to Savage Garden, we don't own that song/the rights to the CD/the members of Savage Garden themselves.
Can We Get Extra Warrenty With Those?
Scroll Text: A long time ago in a galaxy not-so-far-away there was this guy called George Lucas and he made a movie called Star Wars, the rest is history...
*Pan to strange planet where Neimoidian ship is landing*
Rune Haako: "Sir, are you sure this is a good idea? What if the Sith Lords don't back up their plan?"
Nute Gunray: *Drunk, backhands Rune* "Shut up! You talk too much!"
Rune: *Stunned* "Y-yes Sir."
*Rune and Nute end up in a big warehouse*
Ackbar: "Welcome! Ready to see some droids?" *Smiles happily*
Rune: *Glances at Nute* "Maybe later...my counterpart is...not himself at the moment."
Nute: *Backhands Rune again* "I told you to shut up! You don't run my life!" *backhand*
Rune: *Rubs his cheek* "Yes, yes. Please show us some droids..."
Ackbar: *Flips switch* "This is out best model..."
*Droid walks into show room, breaks into singing "Break Me, Shake Me" by Savage Garden.*
Droid: "Break me, shake me, hate me, take me over, when the maddness stops-..." *Head explods*
*Ackbar and Rune stare dumbfounded at the droid's head less body*
Nute: *Takes a swig of Colt .45* "SHOW US MORE!"
Rune: "But sir-...!"
Nute: *Leans into Rune's face, his breath heavy with Colt .45* "MORE!!!"
Rune: *Trying not to gag* "More...cough, cough..."
Ackbar: "Uh...okay." *Flips same switch, battle droid comes into showroom.*
Battle Droid: *Stands for a minute, suddenly a spring pops out of his back, spearing a near-by worker*
Worker: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" *Thud!*
Ackbar: *Stares at the fallen worker, gaping*
Nute: "MORE! SHOW US MORE!!!"
Rune: "Sir!"
Nute: *Backhand* "MORE!!!"
Rune: *Mutters something about killing Nute* "Show us more, please..."
Ackbar: "More? But-..."
Nute: *Backhands Ackbar* "MORE!!"
Ackbar: "OW! Okay, okay fine! Geez!" *Filps switch*
*Droid comes into showroom, steps in crack in floor, legs break off at waist*
Droid: "Break me, shake me, hate me, take me over-..."
Nute: *Punts droid's head off his shoulders like a football* "AND IT'S GOOD!!!"
Rune: "Sir, perhaps you should go back to the ship and get some rest. I can't handle this."
Nute: *Takes another swig of Colt .45* "MORE!!!!"
Ackbar: "These are our destroyer droids...."
*Droid rolls into show room, past Runt, Nute, and Arkbar. Hits a wall and bursts into flames.*
Rune: "That's it! We've seen enough, thank you. Come on Nute-..."
Nute: "WE'LL TAKE EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!!!!!"
Rune: "Sir, these droids are junk! They'll never work!"
Nute: "TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!"
Rune: "Excuse me?"
Nute: *Backhand* "DON'T QUESTION ME!!!!"
Ackbar: "How will you be paying for all this?"
Rune: "We're not buying these droids-..."
Nute: "DO YOU TAKE VISA?!"
Ackbar: "Yes, we take Visa, Master Card and the Hutt Card."
Nute: "Cool!" *Whips out Visa card*
Ackbar: *Grins* "Very well then. We'll ship them out on the first of the month."
End.
If you made if this far, we're proud of you.