My First proper Attempt at Song fics!


Um... The title say anything about this fic? Well, Okies.

Disclaimers: I don't own the songs or Harry Potter. I only own the Lyrics and a bag of sweets from Halloween. And a Postcard of Severus.

Potion's Proff(to the tune of Macho Man by the Villiage people)

Potions. Potions and Draughts. Potions. Check it out, My Potions, Wanna take this Potion? Drink it, But Not too much.
My Potion Check it out, it's not a Draught.

Every Slytherin wants to be a Potions Potions Proff,
Just to be like that super sexy Severus Boff,
Check him in the morning, Brewing a potion, Looking real sexy, Yeah so?
You can just believe that he's a potions proff,
To Gryfindor's he's evil, But with Slytherin he goes soft.

Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! hey!

Potions Potions Proff,
I've got to be a potions Proff,
Potions Potions Proff
I've got to teach Potions!
Potions Potions Proff!
I've got to teach Potions!

My Potion. It's too hot, Check it out, My Potion, It's burning up!
My Potion, It's on Fire literally, Put it out please!
My Potion, It's burning, It's on fire! Don't explode please!

You can tell Professor Sev Snape He is a Sexy guy,
If he smiles at you, You should wonder why,
Of course he is sexy, He's a slytherin,
To all of us in Green, he's a super king,
You can just believe that he's a Potions Proff,
He's always super sexy in his gorgey Robes.

Hey! Hey! hey Hey! Hey!

Potions Potions Proff,
I've got to be a potions Proff,
Potions Potions Proff
I've got to teach Potions!
Potions Potions Proff!
I've got to be a Potions Proff,
Potions Potions Proff,
I've got to teach Potions!

Potions, Baby!

Potions. Potions. Want to try my Potion? Potions. Potions. Want to put the fire out on my potion? Potions. Potions. It's too hot! Too hot!

Every Slytherin oughta be a Potions Potions Proff,
Too live a life so Groovy, Potions stay out the Loft,
Have your own Cauldron, And Recipes,
Make sure they just don't spill,
you can Just believe that he's a Potions Proff,
He's looking so sexy, and his Robes look sort of Goth!

Hey! Hey! hey Hey! Hey!

Potions Potions Proff,
I've got to be a potions Proff,
Potions Potions Proff
I've got to teach Potions!
Potions Potions Proff!
I've got to be a Potions Proff,
Potions Potions Proff,
I've got to teach Potions!

Potions Potions Proff,
I've got to be a potions Proff,
Potions Potions Proff
I've got to teach Potions!
Potions Potions Proff!
I've got to be a Potions Proff,
Potions Potions Proff,
I've got to teach Potions!


Um... Yeah, I know it sucks... Please review anywayz.... I'll try some better songs next time... Or maybe something by Elton John coz I'm pathetic...