INU-TRASH-A
CHORUS:
Inu-trash-a,
takin' out the ga'bage
drivin' da ga'bage truck
he smells
baaad
He
picks up dead bodies
and throws 'em in da ground
or he feels
their blood and
sloshes 'em around
CHORUS
He
never taked a bath
and he never brushed his teeth
he carries
a sword
and uses it to cut through
CHEEEEEEESSSSE!
CHORUS
He
only eats raw meat and sometimes
LUUUUNCHAAAABLES!
But he
can't afford it so he asks
MIROKU to buy it for him
CHORUS
He
wants to kill MIROKU
but he can't because MIROKU
buys him
LUUUUNCHAAAABLES!
He wants to fuck KAGOME
But he can't
because he loves
KIIIIIIIKYYYYOOOO!
MIROKU wants to fuck
SANGO
but he can't because Inu-trash-a loves
KIIIIIIIKYYYYOOOO!
CHORUS
He
fights all da bad guys with da sword
TETSUSAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIGAAAAAA!
He wants to eat SHIPPO but he only eats
LUUUUNCHAAAABLES!
And raw meat!
He
killed da hair lady who got
controlled by a COOOMMMBBB!
He
killed da centipede lady who got
chopped to little PIIIEEECCEES!
And cut off his brother's arm because
his brother is a
MOONNSSTTAAAAAA!
Let's
sing da song of da
GAAAAAA'BAAAAAGE MAAAAANN!
Inu-trash-a,
takin' out da ga'bage
drivin' da ga'bage truck
he smells
SSOOO BAAAD!
CHORUS(repeating and fade out)
Lunchables: a comercially-made packaged lunch that can consist of cold hot dogs, pizza, cinnamon buns, etc.
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A/N: I wrote this song when I was in grade seven (and I'm in grade ten when this was posted), so I didn't exactly know the proper structure for a song, so this is pretty free-styling, even though it has an actual tune. Oh, and yes, it is supposed to be written in slang (ie. 'da', and "'em"). But my friend loved it so much that she dedicated a whole website to our newly-spawned rip-off character, Inu-TRASH-a. Needless to say that the website sort of died off a couple of weeks later, but this song has survived! Enjoy!