I'm A Real…BOY!?

A fan fiction by Connor11

"Spaceman Spiff is trapped on the horrible Planet Zok! He immediately prepares for escape! "

Calvin was at school, bored out of his wits. When M.S Wormwood wasn't looking, he

Hid under his desk and crawled.

"Spiff runs across the lava-filled waste land!" An alien looked down at Spiff. "ZOUNDS! An alien Predator has spotted Spiff!"

M.S. Wormwood saw Calvin crawling on the ground. She sighed. "Calvin, what are you doing?" She asked. "SPIFF ATTACKS!" Calvin yelled. Then Calvin kicked M.S. Wormwood in the leg and ran away.

Principal Spittle was in his office. Then all of a sudden the phone rang. Principal Spittle picked up the phone. "Hello?" It was M.S. Wormwood. Spittle sighed. Calvin got loose again. He got out of his chair and opened the door wide open. Then he heard a loud "whump!" next to him. He looked behind the door. Calvin had run into the door.

Calvin was rubbing his head, when all of a sudden; Principal Spittle grabbed Calvin and dragged him into his office. "Come on Calvin, let's get this over with." He sighed. After Principal Spittle gave Calvin a week of no recess, Calvin yelled about all of the injustices in the world, and left the office.

"Boy, I hate that kid." Spittle sighed as Calvin walked away.


Well, what did you think of this chapter? Sorry if it was too short. This was just an intro. Don't worry, one more chapter and the plot will start. Please review this chapter and I'll give you a cookie. (P.S. Future chapters will be longer.)