I know everyone's been writing these, and it's not very creative of me to copy, but... I couldn't resist-- they look so fun to write! - -;; I can't come up with ideas for my own stories. XD Oh well.
I own nothing, including this idea.
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Once upon a house in Virginia, there lived a twelve-year-old girl named Harriet. Harriet was a big fan of anime, manga, and Japan! Why, she even hoped to learn the language some day, if her mother would be kind enough to buy her lessons. Her favorite anime was Fullmetal Alchemist, because of all the hot, shmexi guys, like Edward Elric! Oh, how Harriet dreamed every moment of the day, that she could travel to the Amestris and make Ed fall in love with her!
Then, one day, during Math class while she was daydreaming about Fullmetal Alchemist, Harriet had the most brilliant idea! She would write a story, no, a FANFICTION, about Fullmetal Alchemist, and INSERT herself into the story! It was such a creative and unique idea, Harriet would get to it right away! Exclamation points make things cute!
Upon reaching her house, Harriet sat at her desk and stared at the monitor-like object in front of her. She pulled out the rectangle from underneath and began pressing buttons. Since Harriet spent her time in English class daydreaming about FMA, her grammar and spelling skills were below average.
A girl at age 15 she stud outsied uv da trane stashin her amrs were hurt her dad he wuz hiting her b4 she cam 2 da stashin. her hare wuz pritty and long and orange and pink and blak and blond and all da culerz uv da rainbow lol
she wuz kinduv short but lyk omg she wuz soooo pritty her cloths wer rly kute adn pritty omg. She sitted down on da seet but netx 2 her wuz a boy he wuz short 2 and thar wuz a soot uv armor with him omg!!1
"I kno u" She told him with hapinezz in her voyc. "Your ed adn al i kno bout ur transmtutashin im so sry lol" shi sed to them
"yur butiful" ed told her "omg plz marry me"
"ok" da gurl sed then dey kissed the end
Harriet was very proud of her work and smiled when it was done. Her character was perfect, and her story was perfect. She had both Edward and Alphonse completely in-character, and if anyone didn't love her character, Harriet would cry! As she was begining to submit it on her computer exploded from the high retardation level of her story, and Harriet was never heard from again.