THIS WAS JUST AN IDEA THAT CAME TO ME WHILE I WAS WRITING A CHAPTER FOR ONE OF MY OTHER STORIES. IT DIDN'T FIT THERE, SO I THOUGHT I'D WRITE IT IN A DIFFERENT FORM HERE. FEEDBACK IS ALWAYS APPRECIATED!
DON'T OWN ONCE UPON A TIME OR THE CHARACTERS… YADAYADAYADA.
Apples are said to be a symbol of innocence. Isn't that why in the Disney version of my story the fruit that is my supposed demise is an apple? That I was so innocent the Huntsman spared my life, and that I ate an apple from the Evil Queen because I was young and naïve? That she plotted my demise for no reason? There are so many things wrong with that account. My beauty is not the reason the Evil Queen –who is not actually a nameless, non-descript person but a human with motives– wanted me dead. I had wronged her. I didn't beg for my life; I knew what he was going to do and acted accordingly, buying myself enough time to write her a letter. I didn't welcome death, but if it meant my kingdom would be better off, then so be it. In the end, the Huntsman let me go because I'm a good person. They got that part right. I'm not naïve by any stretch of imagination. I used to be, but years on my own in the woods had hardened me. I led a raid to save my Prince Charming, not the other way around. When it came to eating the poisoned apple, I did it to save him, and I took a giant bite. He then saved me with true love's kiss, another thing they accurately portrayed. We eventually got married, and had a baby girl who we had to send to "somewhere horrible" just moments after birth, I might add quite proudly, saved the whole realm from Regina, or as you would call her, the Evil Queen, but I digress. My next point to bring up is that God awful hair! I can't even tell you how disgusted I am by it. And that stupid dress? Don't even get me started. My name is Snow White, and I wanted to set the record straight.