Everything Wrong With 'A Boy And His Ed'

In Under 800 Words

Spoilers (duh)

Link: watch?v=65zbM0Cxbsg

Background scene: *The Eds knock down Kevin's chimney*

Eddy: Hey Kevin, just a slight problem. We'll have it cleaned up in a jiffy.

Kevin: I'll clean you. DOORKS!

Sin 1: First off, what is with this logo card? That mouth just creeps me out.

Sin 2: 0:13 There's no way a hole this long and this deep only made that small of a dirt pile.

Sin 3: 0:23 'Perfect, Sarah'll never miss it.' Yeah, and what about the other cul-de-sac kids? Are you only trying to scam Sarah and not the others? I mean, you try to charge Kevin when he comes by.

Sin 4: 0:34-0:49 How does a baby pool with this much water fill up a ditch this big?

Sin 5: 1:00 'Sarah? I think we sprung a leak.' 'EEEEED!' Why do you blame Ed for the leak? He's not even there!

Sin 6: Also I'm calling bullsh*t that these two don't see this OBVIOUS hose!

Sin 7: 1:20 'Ed, your sponge brain will soak up all the water!' *laugh* Brain? What brain?

Sin 8: 1:28 Nope, hoses don't work that way. Sorry.

Sin 9: 1:38 Why does he not say crocogater? This is a sin because they missed out on an opportunity for an awesome Ed saying.

Sin 10: 1:55 Wow, Kevin being nice to the Eds? What's next, KevEdd becoming canon?

Sin 11: 2:10 'I think Kevin was really going to give us something, Eddy.' Once again the one that's actually right, no one listens to.

Sin 12: 2:27 'Hey, Jonny boy. Where'd you get that jawbreaker?' Oh, I don't know, there's no way he could have bought it, since he actually gets an allowance. No way at all.

Sin 13: 2:44 'Hey, where'd you get those jawbreakers?' OMFG EDDY, JONNY LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU! DO YOU HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS?!

Sin 14: 2:50 'Didn't you get one?' Obviously not, you little b*tch, since they don't have one in their hands or their mouths.

Sin 15: 3:15 'Kevin has a whole box of jawbreakers.' Well obviously Rolf knows this, evident by him having TWO of them!

Sin 16: 3:56 'Anyone got a breath mint?' But Ed, you hate having good breath.

Sin 17: 4:25 'What's with this door?!' It's probably locked, Eddy.

Sin 18: 4:45 'Be Kevin's friend? We have a better chance of Ed growing a chin.' Hey, Eddy, stop doing my job for me.

Sin 19: 5:03 'If we look at this graph, we'll see the evolution of the Kevin...' Evolution of the Kevin? Yeah, no.

Sin 20: 5:33 'Oh, I have a question, Double D!' 'Yes Ed?' 'Is it nap time?' Ed asks the question every one of us is always thinking in middle school.

Sin 21: 5:49 Yes kids, because stealing candy from someone the same age as you is worthy of jail.

Sin 22: 6:30 'What's the first thing you notice about Kevin here?' ... 'Those three stupid hairs on his head?' You mean like yours? *quickly* Not/really/please/don't/hate/me/I'm/an/Eddy/fangirl/He's/my/bae/I/love/him/he's/awesome/Ok/let's/move/on.

Sin 23: 6:50 'Guess he didn't see us.' Of course he did, that's why he growled at you, therefore acknowledging your existence.

Sin 24: 7:37 'Kinev' Whoops, typo. *Kevin, sry man.

Sin 25: 7:37 Also the fandom's most popular typo was born.

Sin 26: 8:05 'What are friends for?' Yes, friends are for doing your chores for you and nothing else. No sarcasm, kids. Find a friend and make them do your chores. Then you become best friends.

Sin 27: 8:39 When Ed inhales before sneezing, the chimney expands outwards, but it should really go inwards.

Sin 28: 8:40 At the same time, the chimney should expand outwards when Ed sneezes instead of going inwards.

Sin 29: 9:23 In the previous shot, Kevin and the Eds are running down the sidewalk. Now, Kevin is standing in the middle of the street.

Sin 30: 10:00 How does Ed digging this hole not make all the water drain out of the bath tub?

Sin 31: 10:08 'Must be a built in car wash.' Really? Really Double D? Are you this stupid?

Sin 32: 10:11 Thank God no 'Kevin/Eddy' shipping spawned from this scene. Can you imagine? *shudder*

Sin 33: 10:25 'I guess a jawbreaker's out of the question?' Yes Eddy, way out of the question.

Sin 34: 10:30 Congratulations, Ed, Edd n Eddy. You just cemented millions of kids' fears of being sucked down the drain.

Sins: 34

Sentence: No jawbreaker 4 u!