A/N: I'm in METMA..and all members are on a mailing list. (YAY! Mail!!) Well, she sent out a challenge, and I decided to do it!!! The requirements are:
-It has to have the Dursleys -someone has to say, "What's your favorite brand of underwear?" -purple frogs must be present as one point.... -someone has to say, "But I'm allergic!" -It has to be funny. -It has to include the evil flying car. -Someone has to say, "I'm a chimpanzee, eat me!" -It has to be in play format, and I have to be in it! (HA!!) that's about it, except.... -Someone has to believe they are a computer monitor.
Well...here's my try!!
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The Dursley's were enjoying a nice, quiet dinner. Harry was at Hogwarts, (`Thank GOD' mumbled Vernon) and things were back to normal. but then... *BOM BOOM BOMB Mandy came in, driving the evil flying car.
"HALLOO!!!!!" Mandy said, with 3 purple frogs on her shoulder. "OH MY *censored* GOD! yelled Vernon at the top of his lungs. "Oh, my Deere." Petunia fainted, a loud crash could be heard as she fell. "I" "am" "a" "computer" "monitor" said the Three Purple Frogs one after each other.
"So, Dudley," Mandy with an extra evil smile on her face said. "What's your favorite brand of underwear?" "FATHER!" But Vernon didn't answer. He had already left. Harry Potter applause and whistle* had walked in. "He wears Tommy Hilfiger briefs." *some applause from Dudley lovers, others faint in disgust.*
I, Kitti, walk though the door. Wand out, she screams "HARRYTURNINTOABALLERINAIUM!" Harry turned into a ballerina, as he prances out of room in a pink tutu.
I turn to Mandy. "I'm a chimpanzee, eat me!" "But I'm allergic!" she exclaimed. We both leave.
*camera closeup to 3 Purple Frogs*
"I" "am" "a" "computer" "monitor"
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a/n: AHHH!!!!! that SUCKED!! well....sorry. it may have made u laugh. All flames shall bring back my old summer tan.
Disclaimer: all characters belong to JK EXCEPT: Mandy, who belongs to herself, da 3 purple Frogs belong to her. I belong to myself.
-It has to have the Dursleys -someone has to say, "What's your favorite brand of underwear?" -purple frogs must be present as one point.... -someone has to say, "But I'm allergic!" -It has to be funny. -It has to include the evil flying car. -Someone has to say, "I'm a chimpanzee, eat me!" -It has to be in play format, and I have to be in it! (HA!!) that's about it, except.... -Someone has to believe they are a computer monitor.
Well...here's my try!!
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The Dursley's were enjoying a nice, quiet dinner. Harry was at Hogwarts, (`Thank GOD' mumbled Vernon) and things were back to normal. but then... *BOM BOOM BOMB Mandy came in, driving the evil flying car.
"HALLOO!!!!!" Mandy said, with 3 purple frogs on her shoulder. "OH MY *censored* GOD! yelled Vernon at the top of his lungs. "Oh, my Deere." Petunia fainted, a loud crash could be heard as she fell. "I" "am" "a" "computer" "monitor" said the Three Purple Frogs one after each other.
"So, Dudley," Mandy with an extra evil smile on her face said. "What's your favorite brand of underwear?" "FATHER!" But Vernon didn't answer. He had already left. Harry Potter applause and whistle* had walked in. "He wears Tommy Hilfiger briefs." *some applause from Dudley lovers, others faint in disgust.*
I, Kitti, walk though the door. Wand out, she screams "HARRYTURNINTOABALLERINAIUM!" Harry turned into a ballerina, as he prances out of room in a pink tutu.
I turn to Mandy. "I'm a chimpanzee, eat me!" "But I'm allergic!" she exclaimed. We both leave.
*camera closeup to 3 Purple Frogs*
"I" "am" "a" "computer" "monitor"
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a/n: AHHH!!!!! that SUCKED!! well....sorry. it may have made u laugh. All flames shall bring back my old summer tan.
Disclaimer: all characters belong to JK EXCEPT: Mandy, who belongs to herself, da 3 purple Frogs belong to her. I belong to myself.