Hey Everyone and welcome to another one of my Fan Fictions! This is the first one I ever wrote so if it sucks, Thats why. Please reveiw and Read it all. Your opinion Matters. Until Next Time!
-T.H.G
It was a Bright warm day. Footsteps could be heard throughout Germany's Mansion.
"Italy today's the day that Russia Prussia and Romano are coming over are you going to prepare the feast?"
"Ve Yes I am! Should I make pasta or Lasagna?
"Pasta it is!" As Italy walked off it was clearly obvious that Germany was Checking out Italy's butt. A few long and guiltless Seconds later the doorbell rung and Germany snapped out of his lustful daydream answered the door.
"WELL HELLO THERE!"
"Uh hello America" Germany said in a bland expression.
"I just wanted to return that metal spatula that I barrowed Intel I could get my own! You might wanna wash it I have made alot of burger's with it! They were tasty!" Germany closed the door and walked up to his "Secret" room even though everyone knew about it. He walked in and shut the door and locked it. He goes to a drawer and pulls out Italy's photo and "Dirty Magazines" he grabs some tape and tapes Italy's photo to a guys head in the magazine and his face to the guy in the other magazine. The two guys were well uh you know. Hours past and it was finally was 7.
"Time to get ready and wash up they will be here in half an hour." as he stepped in the shower he could smell the mixture of red sauce and white sauce blended for profection a "Secret" Italian recipe. Germany stepped out of the shower and got dressed it was 7:15pm and Germany was walking downstairs as one of the servants fell face first and tumbled down the main foyer stairs which was almost a whole two flights of stairs she landed on the glass and broke through two the basement Germany watched through the obvious huge hole that was in front of him. He watched as she tried to get up but Germany through a match down the hole it hit her and she caught massive fire.
"HELP ME PLEASE!" screamed the Servant.
"Stupid Bitch that's what you deserve for destroying my floor!"
He continued on and walked into towards the kitchen where Italy stood dreamy as good be. He heard the doorbell ring he rushed the door. He opens the door
"Hi West! Its your Bruder!"
"Hey Prussia, Hey Russia, Hey Romano" They walked in.
"I brought England with us" England rushes through the door with 12 Cases of beer.
"I brought THE BOOZE!"
They all proceeded to the the table where there was fine one of a kind China. A seat where each placemat had the country flag on it. Germany sat on the right side of the table with Italy by his side and Prussia. On the left Romano England and Russia. They all started to feast on Italy's Bouclé Feticheni. They didn't really talk much so Germany busted out the what's your truth "DIRTY" version. Germany read the first card.
"Ok If you could have sexual intercourse with any of your friends who would it be?" Germany got really nervous and said " Can You excuse me?" He walked as fast as he could upstairs and walked into the bathroom and shut the door. He splashed water in his face. He thought maybe he had to many beers. He walked out. He walked towards his bedroom he walked in and saw England. Naked...