Goku is the best person who ever lived ok.

This is a story about a guy named Goku. I take this story very seriously because it was based on a true story ok

"What the fuck are you doing in my fucking house," Yelled Goku as he grabbed a can of budweiser out of the fridge. "You have ten fucking seconds to explain yourself before I blow your fucking brains out with my fists.

Goku, was of course, talking to his son, Gohan. Who he just caught in bed naked with a hot teenaged girl named Videl. Goku concealed the boner he had from looking at said teenaged girl. She had a nice figure with firm, supple breasts and a nice, healthy, round ass you could set your watch to.

Goku took a sip of beer and then tossed it out the window. "I'm going to go get my fucking shotgun you piece of shit, and by the time I come back you better not be here, you and your little fuck buddy are not welcome in this house. This is a fucking house of god,"

Goku's wife, Chi-Chi just walked into the room, she glared at her husband, this was not the first time she had come home to Goku and his drunken showboating, but it looked like this time it was going to be bad.

It looked like someone was going to die.

"Goku...You're drunk, please stop this," Chi-Chi said in a mixture of half assed assertiveness and general dispair.

"Bitch, shut the fuck up and get me my fucking gun, I told Gohan I don't want him porking sluts in my fucking house, not unless he was going to let me fuck them first"

Goku then walked into his den and got his shotgun, he had killed 3 people just last night. and it looks like that number was going to continue to rise.

"Dad, put the fucking gun down, what the fuck is your problem? Can't you see I love this girl?" Gohan reasoned.

"Don't talk back to your old man you useless cock sucking dildo," Goku belched. However, these were his last words for the night, as he keeled over from drinking one too many arbor mists, he fell headfirst and into a table, cracking his head open and spilling out most of his brain.

"Shit Gohan, you got off easy, looks like your father passed out on the hardwood floor again, help me clean up this mess will you?" Chi-chi sighed.

"No, fuck you mom, I'm going to go outside and fuck Videl some more,"

and with that, Gohan and Videl went outside to fuck some more.

Meanwhile, Chi-Chi began cleaning up her husbands corpse and vacuuming up all the loose brain matter. When, quite suddenly, Goku got up and slapped a bitch.

"Ho, give me my brain back!" Goku announced. He then tore open the vacuum and poured his brain down his throat.

"Shit, I'm late for my Ani Defranco concert, don't wait up bitch, I'll be back to fuck your ass later," and with that, Goku got into his truck and drove away.

-To Be Continued-