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New Scenes for Final Fantasy 10
1.(Trial before the maesters)
Mika: Heh heh heh, you would have to send me too.
Yuna: You're all unsent?
Tidus: (grabs hold of Auron's coat) I see dead people! They're walking around just like everyone else. They're everywhere!
Auron: (Glare)
2.(As Auron is leaving Zanarkand)
Tidus: DEAD MAN WALKING!
Auron: (Glare)
3. Dead Guardian skit (Random shop)
Tidus: (pointing at Auron) I would like to register a complaint about this guardian!
Shopkeeper: What? What's wrong with him?
Tidus: This Guardian is dead!
Shopkeeper: What?
Tidus: This guardian is deceased!
Auron: (Glare)
4.Lulu's new legendary weapon… Barbie!
5.(Temple of Shiva)
Tromell: Oh my god, they killed Seymour!
Guado Guardian: You Bastard!
6.(Final Fantasy Villain's ball)
Seymour: (sees Kuja) Oh my god! Someone else is wearing the same villain costume as me! Just take me home right now before someone sees me! I'm so embarrassed.
7. (Family Counseling session)
Psychiatrist: Now what seems to be your problem?
Tidus: My dad keeps swallowing me and throwing me in other places in the world!
Sin: (sweatdrop)
8.Fanfiction Author 1: There has got to be some kind of Kimahri joke out there…
Fanfiction Author 2: umm Catnip? Kitty litter?
FA1: no
FA2: Wait I've got it!
(Macalaneia woods)
Tidus: Here Kitty kitty kitty…
Whacked from behind with a spear.
9. (Looking over Wakka's family album)
Tidus: So, you're related to Alfalfa?
Wakka: Well I don't like to talk about it, ya.
Tidus: Whose this here?
Wakka: Raijin. We don't like to talk about him either y'know.
10. (Mi'ihen Highroad)
Tidus: Yuna, why are you stumbling?
Yuna: I lost one of my contact lenses in Besaid.
11. Yuna summons Ifrit. Tidus and Rikku roast marshmallows.
12. (Fiend casts stone on young Auron)
Jecht: With the way he complains about my drinking, you wouldn't think he would be the type to get stoned.
13. (Fiend casts stone on old Auron)
Tidus: He was already a stiff…
14. Fiend silences Kimahri… No one notices
15. (Luca)
Animal control darts Kimahri.
Worker 1: We just keep finding him in cities!
16. Rikku uses her overdrive, which somehow manages to turn Auron hot pink.
Rikku: Oops, heh heh. That really looks good on you.
Auron: (Glare)
17. (Via Purifico)
Guard:Okay, we're done throwing the two blitzball players and the Al Bhed salvager in the water; they'll drown for sure!
18. (Sin surfaces near operation meathead Mi'ihen)
Sin: Heeeeeerrrreee'sss Johnny!
19. (Yuna summons Ixion)
Yuna: I always wanted a pony.
20. (Calm Lands)
Old Man: High summoner Gandorf made this rift fighting Sin.
Tidus: Don't you mean Gandalf?
Old Man: Shh, Do you want to get sued?
21. (Jecht Sphere)
Auron: You brought the camera, so why am I doing all of the recording?
Jecht: Well if you want I can put you on tape.
Auron: Nevermind.
22. (Jecht Sphere)
Jecht is lying down hung over. Auron is loudly practicing on a metal railing.
Jecht: whimpers and covers his head
Auron: You said your drinking wouldn't cause any problems.
Jecht: Sadist.
23. (Operation Mi'ihen)
Auron: Tidus, go hang this on Yuna. (hands him a sign reading "Taken- NOT available for marriage")
24. (Random Burger King after Sin is defeated)
Yojimbo: Can I help you?
Wakka: What are you doing here?
Yojimbo: Well ever since Sin was defeated no one's needed a powerful summon, so I've been running low on money…
Tidus: What do you do with the money anyway?
25. Sin: Tidus I am your father
Tidus: No. That can't be true. That's impossible!
Sin: Look inside yourself, you know it to be true.
Tidus: NOOOOOOOOO!
26. Rikku: So Tidus, how do you cast Haste?
Tidus: (Pulls out a bag of pixie sticks and chocolate covered espresso beans.)
27. Cid: Yuna, the airship's battery ran out. Could we use Ixion to jumpstart it?
28. (Ferry to Kilika)
(Tidus is washed overboard)
Lulu: I'll save you! (casts thunder)
Wakka: Uh, Lu, it's not a good idea to cast thunder while he's still in the water, ya.
Lulu: Oops.
29. (Auron gets the Masamune)
Sephiroth taps him on the shoulder…
30. (Mi'ihen highbridge)
Yuna: DIVORCE!!!!
Bonus Halloween Costumes
Auron: With a white sheet over him
Rikku: The Power Puff Girl Bubbles (check the voice actress…)
Lulu: The puppetmaster
Kimahri: Red(Blue?) XIII
Yuna: Angel
Tidus: Robe and cloak (identical to Bahamut's fayth)
Wakka: Moogle (with a red ball on his giant cowlick)
New Scenes for Final Fantasy 10
1.(Trial before the maesters)
Mika: Heh heh heh, you would have to send me too.
Yuna: You're all unsent?
Tidus: (grabs hold of Auron's coat) I see dead people! They're walking around just like everyone else. They're everywhere!
Auron: (Glare)
2.(As Auron is leaving Zanarkand)
Tidus: DEAD MAN WALKING!
Auron: (Glare)
3. Dead Guardian skit (Random shop)
Tidus: (pointing at Auron) I would like to register a complaint about this guardian!
Shopkeeper: What? What's wrong with him?
Tidus: This Guardian is dead!
Shopkeeper: What?
Tidus: This guardian is deceased!
Auron: (Glare)
4.Lulu's new legendary weapon… Barbie!
5.(Temple of Shiva)
Tromell: Oh my god, they killed Seymour!
Guado Guardian: You Bastard!
6.(Final Fantasy Villain's ball)
Seymour: (sees Kuja) Oh my god! Someone else is wearing the same villain costume as me! Just take me home right now before someone sees me! I'm so embarrassed.
7. (Family Counseling session)
Psychiatrist: Now what seems to be your problem?
Tidus: My dad keeps swallowing me and throwing me in other places in the world!
Sin: (sweatdrop)
8.Fanfiction Author 1: There has got to be some kind of Kimahri joke out there…
Fanfiction Author 2: umm Catnip? Kitty litter?
FA1: no
FA2: Wait I've got it!
(Macalaneia woods)
Tidus: Here Kitty kitty kitty…
Whacked from behind with a spear.
9. (Looking over Wakka's family album)
Tidus: So, you're related to Alfalfa?
Wakka: Well I don't like to talk about it, ya.
Tidus: Whose this here?
Wakka: Raijin. We don't like to talk about him either y'know.
10. (Mi'ihen Highroad)
Tidus: Yuna, why are you stumbling?
Yuna: I lost one of my contact lenses in Besaid.
11. Yuna summons Ifrit. Tidus and Rikku roast marshmallows.
12. (Fiend casts stone on young Auron)
Jecht: With the way he complains about my drinking, you wouldn't think he would be the type to get stoned.
13. (Fiend casts stone on old Auron)
Tidus: He was already a stiff…
14. Fiend silences Kimahri… No one notices
15. (Luca)
Animal control darts Kimahri.
Worker 1: We just keep finding him in cities!
16. Rikku uses her overdrive, which somehow manages to turn Auron hot pink.
Rikku: Oops, heh heh. That really looks good on you.
Auron: (Glare)
17. (Via Purifico)
Guard:Okay, we're done throwing the two blitzball players and the Al Bhed salvager in the water; they'll drown for sure!
18. (Sin surfaces near operation meathead Mi'ihen)
Sin: Heeeeeerrrreee'sss Johnny!
19. (Yuna summons Ixion)
Yuna: I always wanted a pony.
20. (Calm Lands)
Old Man: High summoner Gandorf made this rift fighting Sin.
Tidus: Don't you mean Gandalf?
Old Man: Shh, Do you want to get sued?
21. (Jecht Sphere)
Auron: You brought the camera, so why am I doing all of the recording?
Jecht: Well if you want I can put you on tape.
Auron: Nevermind.
22. (Jecht Sphere)
Jecht is lying down hung over. Auron is loudly practicing on a metal railing.
Jecht: whimpers and covers his head
Auron: You said your drinking wouldn't cause any problems.
Jecht: Sadist.
23. (Operation Mi'ihen)
Auron: Tidus, go hang this on Yuna. (hands him a sign reading "Taken- NOT available for marriage")
24. (Random Burger King after Sin is defeated)
Yojimbo: Can I help you?
Wakka: What are you doing here?
Yojimbo: Well ever since Sin was defeated no one's needed a powerful summon, so I've been running low on money…
Tidus: What do you do with the money anyway?
25. Sin: Tidus I am your father
Tidus: No. That can't be true. That's impossible!
Sin: Look inside yourself, you know it to be true.
Tidus: NOOOOOOOOO!
26. Rikku: So Tidus, how do you cast Haste?
Tidus: (Pulls out a bag of pixie sticks and chocolate covered espresso beans.)
27. Cid: Yuna, the airship's battery ran out. Could we use Ixion to jumpstart it?
28. (Ferry to Kilika)
(Tidus is washed overboard)
Lulu: I'll save you! (casts thunder)
Wakka: Uh, Lu, it's not a good idea to cast thunder while he's still in the water, ya.
Lulu: Oops.
29. (Auron gets the Masamune)
Sephiroth taps him on the shoulder…
30. (Mi'ihen highbridge)
Yuna: DIVORCE!!!!
Bonus Halloween Costumes
Auron: With a white sheet over him
Rikku: The Power Puff Girl Bubbles (check the voice actress…)
Lulu: The puppetmaster
Kimahri: Red(Blue?) XIII
Yuna: Angel
Tidus: Robe and cloak (identical to Bahamut's fayth)
Wakka: Moogle (with a red ball on his giant cowlick)