1Iight. Im having MAJOR writers block! So Im adding this random oneshot! It has no meaning, and an awesome couple! This is a NejixSakura oneshot! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Sakura and Neji were sitting on a park bench, they had just got back from a mission so Neji took her to a restaurant. They ate then ran out of the restaurant with...fortune cookies. Yes fortune cookies.
Neji had already opened his it said "Fate is against you." so he burnt it.
Sakura opened hers and it said "The person sitting next to you will be your life long love. If nobody is beside you, marry the closest inanimate object."
So Sakura looked into Neji's eyes and said "Guess I'm marrying that tree." and she ran towards a random tree. So Neji ran after her.
But Neji wasn't looking where he was going and ran into...Shino.
Sakura walked up the them, and helped Neji up. They looked at each other, then at Shino, and said "Oh Shino." and Sakura ran away again.
Neji ran after her. And they bumped into...each other! They 'accidently' kissed. And lived happily ever after...with a house made of fortune cookies!
Alright! Hahaha. This was a random thing i made up xD do yah. R&R